The Best 28 Climax Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Climax jokes. There are some climax action jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these climax pinnacle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Climax Jokes and Puns

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

What did the spice say during climax?

I'm cumin! I'm cumin!

I dated a soccer player once.

I also learned a new word that's in poor taste to yell out during climax.

Climax joke, I dated a soccer player once.

Jeff Wayne came home one day to find his wife bringing herself to climax with a chocolate bar.

"The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one" he said.

What do books and sex have in common?

They both have a climax.

Hey baby, forget Netflix and chill

Let's Imax and climax

My Chinese girlfriend abruptly left mid-way through sex..

when I was reaching my climax, I yelled "TAIWAN NUMBER 1"

Climax joke, My Chinese girlfriend abruptly left mid-way through sex..

My uncles wife is a sex therapist. (Possibly NSFW?)

I call her Aunty climax.

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

My girlfriend is an English major.

She loves when my dangling modifier is between her open parentheses right before the climax.

Have you tried the new, ultra-realistic vibrator?

"No, how does it work?"
"Right before you climax it comes, goes limp, farts, and turns itself off."

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My husband just had a heart attack during climax

He was nearly there - but then he was nearly gone.

I'm organising an event to help raise awareness of male sexual dysfunction, particularly a failure to climax.

If you can't come, let me know.

Have you heard about the kids that choke themselves while masturbating to get a euphoric climax?

I hear it's to die for.

I like my women how I like my books

With an amazing climax

I am hosting a charity event for people who fail to reach climax during sex

If you can't come, let me know

Climax joke, I am hosting a charity event for people who fail to reach climax during sex

Had an issue with how the latest season of Game of Thrones ended:

Bit of an auntie climax don't you think?

I wrote a story about my sex life.

There was no climax

What was the climax during the Farming movie?

When the plot thickened

How do you bring a female mathematician to climax?

Find the right angle.

The new iPhones are at the climax of political correctness

It's not XL, it's XS Max.

Fifty Shades of Grey has no plot.

It's just all climax.

Worst way to end the sex.

Climax followed by a firm handshake.

Sex with me is like watching Memento.

You'll get a climax in the middle.

What is the warmest period in the history of the world's climate called?


What's it called when a mushroom reaches its climax?


I have this problem that when I climax, I urinate instead.

Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.

What can you say in a book club and during sex?

I am almost through but I haven't reached the climax yet

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We suggest to use only working climax puberty piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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