Climates Jokes

Following is our collection of warm puns and heater one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Climates jokes for adults, dirty temperature jokes and clean boyscouts dad gags for kids.

The Best Climates Puns

Why did Mark Zuckerberg only need a sip of water?

Zucculents are excellent at storing water and can thrive in arid climates.

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

Carobs grow on carob trees in warm climates. They are frequently transported to other regions by air.

Usually by pilots of the carob bean.

Did you know it's cheaper to buy pies in warm weather climates?

Cherry pie in Jamaica - $4.25
Blueberry pie in Cuba - $3.50

Those are some of the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

What is red, small and prefers warm climates?

A Tampony


There is an abundance of colder jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes and climates puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any ovens witze you can hear about climates.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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