Climate Warming Jokes
15 climate warming jokes and hilarious climate warming puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about climate warming that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Climate Warming Short Jokes
Short climate warming jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The climate warming humour may include short climate change jokes also.
- Trump has left the historical Paris Climate Accord in which countries around the world agreed to fight global warming... It was the first time he pulled out of a working model.
- Carobs grow on carob trees in warm climates. They are frequently transported to other regions by air. Usually by pilots of the carob bean.
- Global warming is caused by a growing mountain of carbon. I just hope our children can climate.
- I tried publishing my novel... in which I stress the danger of global warming by describing my experience battling encroaching fire ant colonies. Every publisher called it ant-I-climatic.
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Climate Warming One Liners
Which climate warming one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with climate warming? I can suggest the ones about global warming and climate.
- What do you call a boring story about global warming? Anti-climatic
- I haven't always believed in climate change But I'm warming up to the theory.
- How can meteorologists stay on top of the global warming issue? They climate.
- What is red, small and prefers warm climates? A Tampony
Climate Warming Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about climate warming you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean changing weather jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make climate warming pranks.
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I've had it with climate change deniers...
The global warming truthers are so anti-climatic!
Two men travel by train
The journey is very long as they need to cross several European countries. One of them constantly asks at which country they currently are out of boredom. The other man replies correctly by not even looking outside the window.
How do you do that without looking?
Every country has its very specific climate. It's not that hard. Here, let me show you.
He places his hand outside the window every few hours and replies.
Right now we are going through Germany, because my hand is wet.
Right now we are going through Greece, because my hand feels warm.
Right now we are going through Bulgaria, because … my watch is missing.
God decides it's time for a vacation...
...so he consults with a few of his angels to figure out where he should go for some much needed rest and relaxation. The first angel to speak up says "Well, sir, I hear Mercury is nice this time of year. It's nice and warm, you could catch some rays and maybe get a nice tan."
"That could be nice," says God, "but I'm not really in the mood for such warm weather."
Another angel chimes in with a suggestion. "Well if not Mercury, how about Pluto?" (Yes, I realize it's no longer considered a planet, but it works for the joke so calm down). "You could go skiing, maybe hang out at the lodge and pick up a snow bunny."
"Oh I don't know," replies God. "That's maybe a bit too cold for my tastes and honestly I don't really enjoy skiing all that much."
A third angel says, "You know, sir, there's always Earth. The climate is nice and temperate plus the people love you down there."
"That is true," says God, "but I really don't think I should. The last time I went there I hooked up with that Mary chick and they still won't stop talking about it."