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125 climate jokes and hilarious climate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about climate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Climate jokes? Get ready for some hilariously irreverent skits about one of the most serious issues today - climate change. From climate activists to climate deniers, the administration to temperature decrease, this is how people are trying to make a difference, one joke at a time.

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Funniest Climate Short Jokes

Short climate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The climate humour may include short environment jokes also.

  1. How do you solve climate change? Convince Republicans that rising temperatures are turning people gay.
  2. What's the only animal unaffected by climate change? Egyptian Crocodiles.
    Because they live in the Nile.
  3. Trump has left the historical Paris Climate Accord in which countries around the world agreed to fight global warming... It was the first time he pulled out of a working model.
  4. Why did mark zuckerberg only need a sip of water? Zucculents are excellent at storing water and can thrive in arid climates.
  5. If Trump continues his anti climate change campaign and the provocation towards North Korea the only wall we will be building will be... Wall-E
  6. I saw a climate scientist eating pasta out of a pink leather bowl He was eating carb on dyed ox hide
  7. Man made climate change is really annoying me! I wish the jerks that keep changing the climate would just set it at 70 degrees Fahrenheit year round and be done with it!
  8. Anyone who believes in climate change just believes whatever someone tells them to. They don't think for themselves. I know that because Alex Jones told me so
  9. What do climate change scientists and Donald Trump have in common? Each is desperately hoping the other is a hoax.
  10. Climate change is causing people to move into hilly and mountainous regions According to one expert on YouTube it is plain unsettling.

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Climate One Liners

Which climate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with climate? I can suggest the ones about culture and temperature.

  1. How can we get Republicans to care about climate change? Blame it on the poor.
  2. What do you call a boring story about global warming? Anti-climatic
  3. How do weathermen get up a mountain? They climate
  4. I haven't always believed in climate change But I'm warming up to the theory.
  5. Why did the weatherman blush? He saw the climate change
  6. How do you get to the top of a weather beacon? Climate
  7. What's the main cause of Climate Change? Somebody lit the dinosaurs on fire.
  8. Quarters and nickels fall from the sky... Me: what is this?
    Climate: change.
  9. When it comes to climate change Denial ain't just a dry patch of sand in Egypt
  10. *coins falling from the sky* Me: what is this?
    Climate: change
  11. Why are conservatives climate change deniers? Because they want to melt the snowflakes!
  12. What do you get when a climate change activist creates computer code? An Al Gore Rythym
  13. What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter? The rogue one
  14. What animal can only survive in temperate climates? A lukeworm.
  15. How does Trump not believe in climate change? He can't stop melting down

Climate Change Jokes

Here is a list of funny climate change jokes and even better climate change puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • ḱley (Proto-Indo-European)-> κλίμα, κλίνω (Greek)-> clima (Latin)-> climat (French)-> climate Climate change is man-made.
  • These climate change activists need to relax, i don't have a carbon footprint I Just drive everywhere instead
  • It makes sense that Leonardo DiCaprio cares so much about climate change… He just wants a world his future girlfriends can turn 18 in.
  • How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb? None because "It's too early to see if the lightbulb needs changing".
  • Hippopotamuses are seemingly unconcerned about the effects of climate change on their habitat It's as if they lived in de Nile
  • Hollywood is really taking climate change seriously Vin Diesel even changed his name to Vin Solar
  • Is climate change leading to more wildfires? Without a drought
  • I made a political joke up just now... Given the current temperature of the political climate....
    Do you think we can all finally agree on climate change?
  • Why is climate change good for shy people at parties? It's a good ice breaker
  • Science: cowfarts cause climate change. Vegetarians: I'll have what the cows are eating. Science: cowfarts cause climate change.
    Vegetarians: I'll have what the cows are eating.

Climate Warming Jokes

Here is a list of funny climate warming jokes and even better climate warming puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you know it's cheaper to buy pies in warm weather climates? Cherry pie in Jamaica - $4.25
    Blueberry pie in Cuba - $3.50
    Those are some of the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
  • Carobs grow on carob trees in warm climates. They are frequently transported to other regions by air. Usually by pilots of the carob bean.
  • Your mother is so fat that if she farts, she´s going to get charged with climate warming.
  • I've had it with climate change deniers... The global warming truthers are so anti-climatic!
  • How can meteorologists stay on top of the global warming issue? They climate.
  • Global warming is caused by a growing mountain of carbon. I just hope our children can climate.
  • I tried publishing my novel... in which I stress the danger of global warming by describing my experience battling encroaching fire ant colonies. Every publisher called it ant-I-climatic.
  • What is red, small and prefers warm climates? A Tampony
  • Why do Jews do so well in cold climates? They're still a little warm from the oven.
  • How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue? They climate.
Climate joke, How can environmental scientists stay on top of the global warming issue?

Weather And Climate Jokes

Here is a list of funny weather and climate jokes and even better weather and climate puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Tourist: what's the weather like on top of the mountain? Local: I don't know man, climate.
  • What is it called when weather in Central America breaks the news? A topical climate.
  • What's the difference between weather and climate? You can't weather a tree, but you can climb it.
  • How do you get over bad weather? Climate.
  • Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
  • The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.

Climate Denier Jokes

Here is a list of funny climate denier jokes and even better climate denier puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did the climate change denier get on her IQ test? Drool.
  • If I Ever Find A Climate Change Denier... I will personally kidnap them and toss them off of the edge of our flat Earth.
  • How do climate change deniers sleep at night? DenyQuil
  • Why did the climate change denier oversleep? He wasn't worried about all that alarmism.
Climate joke, Why did the climate change denier oversleep?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about climate can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of climate puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Amusing Climate Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about climate you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean earth jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make climate prank.

Knock knock! (who's there?)

Catastrophic Climate Change.
Catastrophic Climate Change Who?
"Oranges" you glad to see me?
(I apologize for my bad joke, but I said this to my friend when were discussing a certain orange President and his recent use of the word "oranges" instead of "origins" while claiming wind turbine noise causes cancer and he almost suffocated while laughing and now I'm just hoping to maybe choke the life out of a few more people.)

The difference between weather and climate.

Weather is the atmospheric conditions in a location at a given time, example, rain in Seattle.
Climate is weather over a period of time in a location, example, rain in Seattle.

English Weather

I just read something about weather in England:
The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as _'English Weather'._
In order to no longer offend a sizable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as _'Muslim Weather'_ -- partly Sunni, but mostly s**...'ite.

Greta Thunberg joke!

Greta Thunberg wins TIME Person of the Year!
Is this a joke?

Climate skeptics and 9/11-truthers unite!

Alternative fuel can't melt steel beams!

I never knew how involved the Hispanic community was with climate science

They were all talking about "El Niño" today at work.

I can't believe people say people who don't believe in climate change don't care about the environment.

Just look how well they recycle their arguments!

Climate change joke: They say humans won't act until it's too late.

Luckily, it's too late!

Americans want change? They're going to get change...

Climate change, pocket change...

What do you call a white supremacist that doesn't eat meat?

A VegitAryan
This has nothing to with the current political climate. I work with several vegetarians and we were talking about food today and it the joke just hit me.

Climate Change in the Himalayas

It's a hot Bhutan issue.

Most people in Tennessee don't think climate change is real..

But it's not really an educated opinion. Think about it, most labs here have the word m**... in front of it.

Would you like to take a survey?

Would you like to take part in a survey regarding your opinion on climate change?
✓ Yes □ No
Are you a scientist?
□ Yes ✓ No
End of survey.

What does a climate change scientist and a statistician dance to?

Al Gore-Rhythms

I don't care much for political jokes. But I was thinking what would Reagan think of our current toxic political climate if he was alive today?

I think he would say " WHY WON'T SOMEONE LET ME OUT OF THIS BOX"

I would participate in the climate march

But it's too hot.

What do climatologists use to predict the global climate?

AlGorerithums

Climate change will decrease fish stocks and have harsh effects on the fisheries industry....

So after Trump pulls out, there will be sea men all over the place.

Donald Trump pulls out of Paris Climate Arrangement after alleged threats to interfere with the U.S. Mexico border wall.

He heard "Climb-it" deal, and flipped out

I didn't get too worked up over Trumps decision on the climate accord...

the whole thing was rather anti-climatic.

Trump only pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement because he was standing up for his own kind

After all, he is just a load of hot air

The current social climate between men and women is tense

A lot of guys say they're often walking on eggshells. I tell them that's the problem. It creates a stressful sound.

How about that climate change

More like climate please don't change am I right?

What does the dust bowl have in common with global climate change?

Willful ignorance.

What is the psychological evaluation of climate change believers?

Bye Polar.

What do computer sciences and climate change dance parties have in common?

Al Gore rhythms

What's the difference between climate change and obesity?

One's a worldwide problem.
The other's a wideworld problem.

You don't see as many flower shops around these days.

I wonder if climate change is the cause of all this deflorestation?

Donald Trump doesn't believe in the eventual flooding of the coasts due to climate change

apparently he doesn't think America can sink any lower either.

What do Climate Change, Over-Population, and Corrupt Inefficient Systems have in common?

They don't exist.

What did all the naughty climate denying conservatives get for christmas this year?

Solar Panels

I have been thrown out of the climate protest meeting today.

I probably shouldn't have said "We must embrace change."

The climate in Canada is so cold right now;

Trudeau is trying to convince everyone that we should stop wearing Parkas, and start wearing *brrrqas*.
And you gotta shiver when you say Brrrrr.
My friend told that joke today at lunch.

TIL Most of the world's coco is produced in Africa.

This is because of part of the continent's tropical savanna climate, particularly its precipitation. I love chocolate, so I'm really grateful for this.
Next time I eat a candy bar, I'll have to bless the rains down in Africa.

What is the warmest period in the history of the world's climate called?

c**....

What did the climate change journalist say to their boss when they couldn't find anyone to interview in the rainforest?

I'm sorry sir, but there are scant tree-sources out here.

I don't think there is much of an argument against climate change anymore.

Apparently it's raining doctors in Russia.

I guess China will save the world's climate.

They are not fond of global warning.

What do you call a balance posture exercise in a warmer climate?

Pilates of the Caribbean

Plumber Miscommunication

One day, a family started hearing loud talking coming from underneath the ground in their backyard. They figured maybe the plumber who did some work yesterday left a radio down there.
They sat and listened to the talking, then realized it was mostly about climate change and UFO's.
They called the plumber to ask about his missing radio.
Radio? I didn't bring a radio. Oh, I see the problem. I installed a skeptic tank instead of a septic tank.

What's the difference between a Sasquatch and a Yeti?

One lives in a rainy climate and the other, a little cooler.

Climate joke, These climate change activists need to relax, i don't have a carbon footprint

jokes about climate

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The impact of these climate jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.