The Best 47 Climate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Climate jokes. There are some climate governments jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these climate rosetta puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Climate Jokes and Puns

The difference between weather and climate.

Weather is the atmospheric conditions in a location at a given time, example, rain in Seattle.

Climate is weather over a period of time in a location, example, rain in Seattle.

English Weather

I just read something about weather in England:

The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as _'English Weather'._

In order to no longer offend a sizable portion of the UK population, it will now be referred to as _'Muslim Weather'_ -- partly Sunni, but mostly Shi'ite.

Greta Thunberg joke!

Greta Thunberg wins TIME Person of the Year!
Is this a joke?

Climate joke, Greta Thunberg joke!

How do you get to the top of a weather beacon?

Climate

αΈ±ley (Proto-Indo-European)-> κλίμα, κλίνω (Greek)-> clima (Latin)-> climat (French)-> climate

Climate change is man-made.


How do weathermen get up a mountain?

They climate

What do climate change scientists and Donald Trump have in common?

Each is desperately hoping the other is a hoax.

Climate joke, What do climate change scientists and Donald Trump have in common?

Americans want change? They're going to get change...

Climate change, pocket change...

What do you call a white supremacist that doesn't eat meat?

A VegitAryan

This has nothing to with the current political climate. I work with several vegetarians and we were talking about food today and it the joke just hit me.

I haven't always believed in climate change

But I'm warming up to the theory.

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

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I made a political joke up just now...

Given the current temperature of the political climate....

Do you think we can all finally agree on climate change?

Why are conservatives climate change deniers?

Because they want to melt the snowflakes!

I don't care much for political jokes. But I was thinking what would Reagan think of our current toxic political climate if he was alive today?

I think he would say " WHY WON'T SOMEONE LET ME OUT OF THIS BOX"

How can we get Republicans to care about climate change?

Blame it on the poor.

Tourist: what's the weather like on top of the mountain?

Local: I don't know man, climate.

Climate joke, Tourist: what's the weather like on top of the mountain?

Anyone who believes in climate change just believes whatever someone tells them to. They don't think for themselves.

I know that because Alex Jones told me so

I saw a climate scientist eating pasta out of a pink leather bowl

He was eating carb on dyed ox hide

What do climatologists use to predict the global climate?

AlGorerithums


Donald Trump pulls out of Paris Climate Arrangement after alleged threats to interfere with the U.S. Mexico border wall.

He heard "Climb-it" deal, and flipped out

I didn't get too worked up over Trumps decision on the climate accord...

the whole thing was rather anti-climatic.

Trump only pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement because he was standing up for his own kind

After all, he is just a load of hot air

Trump has left the historical Paris Climate Accord in which countries around the world agreed to fight global warming...

It was the first time he pulled out of a working model.

How do you solve climate change?

Convince Republicans that rising temperatures are turning people gay.

If Trump continues his anti climate change campaign and the provocation towards North Korea the only wall we will be building will be...

Wall-E

What do you call a midget who lives in a tropical climate?

A little humid.

Quarters and nickels fall from the sky...

Me: what is this?

Climate: change.

Is climate change leading to more wildfires?

Without a drought

What's the difference between climate change and obesity?

One's a worldwide problem.

The other's a wideworld problem.

*coins falling from the sky*

Me: what is this?
Climate: change

I've had it with climate change deniers...

The global warming truthers are so anti-climatic!

Science: cowfarts cause climate change. Vegetarians: I'll have what the cows are eating.

Science: cowfarts cause climate change.

Vegetarians: I'll have what the cows are eating.

Hollywood is really taking climate change seriously

Vin Diesel even changed his name to Vin Solar

Hippopotamuses are seemingly unconcerned about the effects of climate change on their habitat

It's as if they lived in de Nile

TIL Most of the world's coco is produced in Africa.

This is because of part of the continent's tropical savanna climate, particularly its precipitation. I love chocolate, so I'm really grateful for this.

Next time I eat a candy bar, I'll have to bless the rains down in Africa.

What is the warmest period in the history of the world's climate called?

Climax.

Why did the weatherman blush?

He saw the climate change

How does Trump not believe in climate change?

He can't stop melting down

What did the climate change journalist say to their boss when they couldn't find anyone to interview in the rainforest?

I'm sorry sir, but there are scant tree-sources out here.

I don't think there is much of an argument against climate change anymore.

Apparently it's raining doctors in Russia.

I guess China will save the world's climate.

They are not fond of global warning.

What do you call a balance posture exercise in a warmer climate?

Pilates of the Caribbean

Why is climate change good for shy people at parties?

It's a good ice breaker

Your mother is so fat

that if she farts, sheΒ΄s going to get charged with climate warming.

What do you get when a climate change activist creates computer code?

An Al Gore Rythym

What's the main cause of Climate Change?

Somebody lit the dinosaurs on fire.

Man made climate change is really annoying me!

I wish the jerks that keep changing the climate would just set it at 70 degrees Fahrenheit year round and be done with it!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the climate celsius jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working climate global piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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