The Best 22 Climat Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Climat jokes. There are some climat alternative jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these climat wrong puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Climat Jokes and Puns
I saw a climate scientist eating pasta out of a pink leather bowl
He was eating carb on dyed ox hide
What do climate change scientists and Donald Trump have in common?
Each is desperately hoping the other is a hoax.
ḱley (Proto-Indo-European)-> κλίμα, κλίνω (Greek)-> clima (Latin)-> climat (French)-> climate
Climate change is man-made.
What do you get when a climate change activist creates computer code?
An Al Gore Rythym
What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?
The rogue one
How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb?
None because "It's too early to see if the lightbulb needs changing".
What do climatologists use to predict the global climate?
AlGorerithums
Why is climate change good for shy people at parties?
It's a good ice breaker
Is climate change leading to more wildfires?
Without a drought
What did the climate change journalist say to their boss when they couldn't find anyone to interview in the rainforest?
I'm sorry sir, but there are scant tree-sources out here.
I've had it with climate change deniers...
The global warming truthers are so anti-climatic!
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The climate in Canada is so cold right now;
Trudeau is trying to convince everyone that we should stop wearing Parkas, and start wearing *brrrqas*.
And you gotta shiver when you say Brrrrr.
My friend told that joke today at lunch.
Climate change will decrease fish stocks and have harsh effects on the fisheries industry....
So after Trump pulls out, there will be sea men all over the place.
What does a climate change scientist and a statistician dance to?
Al Gore-Rhythms
Climate Change in the Himalayas
It's a hot Bhutan issue.
Climate change joke: They say humans won't act until it's too late.
Luckily, it's too late!
What did the climate change denier get on her IQ test?
Drool.
What do Climate Change, Over-Population, and Corrupt Inefficient Systems have in common?
They don't exist.
Climate change really exists.
They're called seasons!
How about that climate change
More like climate please don't change am I right?
The Climate of New Zealand
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
Teacher: Wrong.
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
Climate skeptics and 9/11-truthers unite!
Alternative fuel can't melt steel beams!
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the climat meteorologist jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working climat fuel piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.