Following is our collection of screw puns and alternative one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Climat jokes for adults, dirty sir jokes and clean wrong dad gags for kids.
He was eating carb on dyed ox hide
Each is desperately hoping the other is a hoax.
Climate change is man-made.
An Al Gore Rythym
The rogue one
AlGorerithums
Without a drought
It's a good ice breaker
I'm sorry sir, but there are scant tree-sources out here.
The global warming truthers are so anti-climatic!
It's a hot Bhutan issue.
So after Trump pulls out, there will be sea men all over the place.
Al Gore-Rhythms
Luckily, it's too late!
Trudeau is trying to convince everyone that we should stop wearing Parkas, and start wearing *brrrqas*.
And you gotta shiver when you say Brrrrr.
My friend told that joke today at lunch.
Drool.
They don't exist.
They're called seasons!
Alternative fuel can't melt steel beams!
γγTeacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
γγMatthew: Very Cold, sir.
γγTeacher: Wrong.
γγMatthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
More like climate please don't change am I right?
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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.