Climat Jokes

Following is our collection of screw puns and alternative one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Climat jokes for adults, dirty sir jokes and clean wrong dad gags for kids.

The Best Climat Puns

I saw a climate scientist eating pasta out of a pink leather bowl

He was eating carb on dyed ox hide

What do climate change scientists and Donald Trump have in common?

Each is desperately hoping the other is a hoax.

αΈ±ley (Proto-Indo-European)-> κλίμα, κλίνω (Greek)-> clima (Latin)-> climat (French)-> climate

Climate change is man-made.

What do you get when a climate change activist creates computer code?

An Al Gore Rythym

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one


What do climatologists use to predict the global climate?

AlGorerithums

Is climate change leading to more wildfires?

Without a drought

Why is climate change good for shy people at parties?

It's a good ice breaker

What did the climate change journalist say to their boss when they couldn't find anyone to interview in the rainforest?

I'm sorry sir, but there are scant tree-sources out here.

I've had it with climate change deniers...

The global warming truthers are so anti-climatic!

Climate Change in the Himalayas

It's a hot Bhutan issue.


Climate change will decrease fish stocks and have harsh effects on the fisheries industry....

So after Trump pulls out, there will be sea men all over the place.

What does a climate change scientist and a statistician dance to?

Al Gore-Rhythms

Climate change joke: They say humans won't act until it's too late.

Luckily, it's too late!

The climate in Canada is so cold right now;

Trudeau is trying to convince everyone that we should stop wearing Parkas, and start wearing *brrrqas*.

And you gotta shiver when you say Brrrrr.

My friend told that joke today at lunch.

What did the climate change denier get on her IQ test?

Drool.

What do Climate Change, Over-Population, and Corrupt Inefficient Systems have in common?

They don't exist.

Climate change really exists.

They're called seasons!

Climate skeptics and 9/11-truthers unite!

Alternative fuel can't melt steel beams!


The Climate of New Zealand

γ€€γ€€Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
γ€€γ€€Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
γ€€γ€€Teacher: Wrong.
γ€€γ€€Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

How about that climate change

More like climate please don't change am I right?

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