The Best 24 Clima Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clima jokes. There are some clima steel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clima cold puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clima Jokes and Puns

I saw a climate scientist eating pasta out of a pink leather bowl

He was eating carb on dyed ox hide

What do climate change scientists and Donald Trump have in common?

Each is desperately hoping the other is a hoax.

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Climate change is man-made.

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What do you get when a climate change activist creates computer code?

An Al Gore Rythym

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one


How many climate change skeptics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because "It's too early to see if the lightbulb needs changing".

What do climatologists use to predict the global climate?

AlGorerithums

Clima joke, What do climatologists use to predict the global climate?

Why is climate change good for shy people at parties?

It's a good ice breaker

Is climate change leading to more wildfires?

Without a drought

What is the climax to a telephone receptionist who is on cocaine ?

A second line

What did the climate change journalist say to their boss when they couldn't find anyone to interview in the rainforest?

I'm sorry sir, but there are scant tree-sources out here.

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I've had it with climate change deniers...

The global warming truthers are so anti-climatic!

The climate in Canada is so cold right now;

Trudeau is trying to convince everyone that we should stop wearing Parkas, and start wearing *brrrqas*.

And you gotta shiver when you say Brrrrr.

My friend told that joke today at lunch.

Climate change will decrease fish stocks and have harsh effects on the fisheries industry....

So after Trump pulls out, there will be sea men all over the place.

What does a climate change scientist and a statistician dance to?

Al Gore-Rhythms

Climate Change in the Himalayas

It's a hot Bhutan issue.

Clima joke, Climate Change in the Himalayas

Climate change joke: They say humans won't act until it's too late.

Luckily, it's too late!

What did the climate change denier get on her IQ test?

Drool.

What do Climate Change, Over-Population, and Corrupt Inefficient Systems have in common?

They don't exist.


Climate change really exists.

They're called seasons!

What was the climax during the Farming movie?

When the plot thickened

How about that climate change

More like climate please don't change am I right?

The Climate of New Zealand

  Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
  Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
  Teacher: Wrong.
  Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

Climate skeptics and 9/11-truthers unite!

Alternative fuel can't melt steel beams!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clima skeptics jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clima alternative piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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