The Best 6 Cliffs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cliffs jokes. There are some cliffs steep jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cliffs ravine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cliffs Jokes and Puns

Cliffs are so great...

But they have one downside

When I was a kid in Scotland...

...I asked my dad once day

"How come you always screw the sheep on the edge of the cliffs? Isn't that kind of dangerous?"

He said "Yes, son, it is, but it makes the sheep push back a lot harder."

A man goes hunting...

He is an Atheist. He is in the woods when he trips and drops his rifle down a cliffs edge, and a Bear corners him. Knowing its his last line of life, but un willing to ask for god, he thinks of a witty idea, he says "If there is a god, please make this bear a christian!".The bear stands up and says "Dear lord, thank you for this meal im about to eat".
Hueh.

Why are cliffs good at poker?

Because they bluff

Why is it difficult to lie about the name of ocean front cliffs?

It's easy for people to call your bluff.


Did you hear the one about the cow farm on the White Cliffs of Dover?

You should have, It's a ledge end dairy place

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cliffs ledge jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cliffs mountain cliff piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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