Cliffhanger Jokes

33 cliffhanger jokes and hilarious cliffhanger puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cliffhanger that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Cliffhanger Short Jokes

Short cliffhanger jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cliffhanger humour may include short suspense jokes also.

  1. If there was a reality show about flat-earthers trying to find the edge of the world The ending would be a cliffhanger.
  2. I was fed up with life and tried hanging myself from the side of a cliff, but I failed. Now I'm just a cliffhanger and the suspense is killing me.
  3. I just watched a reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, and was a little disappointed. The finale wasn't a cliffhanger.
  4. What did the cliffhanger say when he took a laxative? "Can't...hold...on...much...longer!"
  5. I watched a gripping rock-climbing documentary on netflix the other day It was great but it ended on a cliffhanger
  6. Have you heard about the new show about mountain goats? Every episode ends on a cliffhanger.
  7. What do you call it when a writer hangs himself off the side of the mountain? A cliffhanger.
  8. NBC is developing a reality show where flat earthers try to travel to the edge of the world. The finale isn't a cliffhanger.
  9. What is a cliffhanger? Something a famous singer puts his clothes on.
  10. I hate cliffhangers because

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Cliffhanger One Liners

Which cliffhanger one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cliffhanger? I can suggest the ones about cliff jumping and climax.

  1. A man goes into a library and asks for a book on cliffhangers... The librarian says;
  2. Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
  3. you've heard of a cliffhanger now get ready
  4. Someone told me a story of a mountain climber... It ended with a cliffhanger.
  5. Why was the rock climber nervous? He was at a cliffhanger!
  6. Cliffhangers I like cliffhangers, and I cannot
  7. There are only 2 things I hate: Cliffhangers and ...
  8. Why are cliffhangers always hated?
  9. I went to the library once and asked for a book about cliffhangers. Then suddenly..
  10. I guess what happened to Gamora in Infinity War was definitely not a cliffhanger
  11. I love cliffhangers ...
  12. Before Aaron Hernandez died he wrote a Memoir but it ended with a Cliffhanger
  13. Why do people hate cliffhangers? Because the suspense is killing them.
  14. Which book has the worst cliffhanger? Anne Frank's Diary
  15. You know what I hate about Cliffhangers? ...

Cliffhanger joke, You know what I hate about Cliffhangers?

Delightful Fun Cliffhanger Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about cliffhanger you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean surprise ending jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cliffhanger pranks.

A real cliffhanger....

Did you hear about the scientist who successfully made an exact copy of himself?
Unfortunately it was very foul mouthed and crude, and the scientist grew tired of it, and finally got rid of it by pushing it off a cliff.
He was later arrested for making an obscene clone fall.

Knock Knock

A man is sitting at home watching TV when he hears a knock at the door. Begrudgingly, he hits pause on the remote and makes his way to the door. Once at the door, he hears a woman's voice from outside.
Woman: Knock knock!
Man: Who's there?
Woman: Cliffhanger.
Man: Cliffhanger who?
The man stood at the door for hours, anxiously awaiting a response, but there was none.

Cliffhanger joke, What do you call it when a writer hangs himself off the side of the mountain?