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120 cliff jokes and hilarious cliff puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cliff that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Cliff Short Jokes

Short cliff jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cliff humour may include short climb jokes also.

  1. Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? (Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
  2. Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? It's where the students have the most potential.
  3. I was clinging for dear life on the edge of the cliff... As the rescue team approached, one of the guys shouted, "Whatever you do, don't look down!"
    So I started smiling...
  4. They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer.... So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him.
  5. I was fed up with life and tried hanging myself from the side of a cliff, but I failed. Now I'm just a cliffhanger and the suspense is killing me.
  6. My favorite pokemon joke What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say.
  7. A German boy pushed his brother off a cliff. He then turned to his mother and said "Look Mom! No Hans!"
  8. What do you call mixed emotions? Watching your mother-in-law reverse off a cliff in your brand new car
  9. How many mobsters do you need to push a man off a cliff? None. He slipped and fell by himself.
  10. My Echo ''You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."

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Cliff One Liners

Which cliff one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cliff? I can suggest the ones about mountain and hills.

  1. A sheep, a drum and a snake fell off a cliff… Baa-Dumm-Tssssss….
  2. A goat, a drum, and a rattlesnake fall down a cliff... ba dum tss
  3. A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff Baa-Dumm-Tsss
  4. A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.. Baa- dum- ssss
  5. Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Kim Jong-Un jump off a cliff. Who wins? Mankind
  6. My ex updated her status on Facebook to standing on the edge of a cliff. So I poked her
  7. Cliffs are so great... But they have one downside
  8. Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Tequila.
  9. A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff. Ba-dum-tss.
  10. Why did the Mexican take his wife to the top of a cliff? Tequila
  11. What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff? eileen Dover...
  12. Why did the ram run off the cliff? He didn't see the ewe turn.
  13. Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff? She was wearing mittens
  14. Why did the Jew jump off the cliff? He couldn't resist a free fall.
  15. Two Snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff buh dum tss

Cliff Jumping Jokes

Here is a list of funny cliff jumping jokes and even better cliff jumping puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I'm an undecided voter. Shoot myself, overdose, or jump off a cliff?
  • A vegan and a vegetarian jump off a cliff to see who hits the bottom first? Who wins?
    Society.
  • A man asks out a woman... Him: "If you don't say yes I'm going to jump off that 500 foot cliff over there."
    Her: "I call that a bluff."
  • Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff... Ba dum tss.
  • There's a kid about to jump off a cliff. His dad walks up and asks why he's going to jump. The kid says, I'm depressed and I hate your dad jokes. Hi depressed...
  • Why did the rock jump of the cliff? It wanted to be boulder
  • "Mom I wanna go bungee jumping." "NO!"

    "But all my friends are going"

    "Oh! So if your friends jump off a cliff, will you too?"

    "Er...yes"
  • Confucius say... man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion.
  • Three elephants jump off a cliff, two land on the beach, one in the ocean... ba-dum tshh
  • Why did Hellen Keller's dog jump off a cliff? If your name was *blpbleblpebplplb*, you would too

Cliff Hanging Jokes

Here is a list of funny cliff hanging jokes and even better cliff hanging puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What was Lara Croft doing on the cliff? Hanging out, mostly.
  • A man is hanging from a cliff
  • I was hanging on to the side of a cliff for dear life, when my friend shouted to me, Don't look down! So I started smiling...
Cliff joke, I was hanging on to the side of a cliff for dear life, when my friend shouted to me,  Don't look dow

Mountain Cliff Jokes

Here is a list of funny mountain cliff jokes and even better mountain cliff puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? "Hi, Cliff "
  • [OC] Whats a mountain goats favourite name? Cliff
  • A mountain climber's dog falls off a cliff just before reaching the peak. He says... "Dog gone."
  • What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
  • What is a mountain sized bird made of? Well, part cliff, partridge.

Cliff Notes Jokes

Here is a list of funny cliff notes jokes and even better cliff notes puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes? A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
Cliff joke, What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

Ridiculous Cliff Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about cliff you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean climbing mountain jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cliff pranks.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?


When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

Poor Boy

A young boy is standing at the edge of a cliff, crying his eyes out.
A Catholic priest happens to walks past and, seeing the boy, asks, "Whats wrong, my child?"
"My mother and father were in the car and it rolled off the cliff. It exploded and they died, and I have no way of getting home!"
The priest looks around and, as he's unbuttoning his pants, says "This really isn't your day is it, my son?"

A young boy was standing on the edge of a cliff.

He was crying while looking down at a burning car. A man was walking by when he saw the boy was crying so he approched him and asked "What's wrong?". The boy answered that his parents were in the burning car and that they both were dead. Then the man unzipped his pants and said "This really isn't your day,kid.."

A girl was about to jump off a cliff...

A girl was about to jump off a cliff to end her life. Just as she was about to leap to her death, a homeless man approached from behind and shouted to ask her a question,
"Excuse me miss! Before you jump would you like to have s**... with me?"
The woman replied angrily, "No I most certainly would not! How dare you try and take advantage of me in a situation like this!"
The homeless responded, "Very well then, I'll just wait for you to get to the bottom."

The definition of mixed emotions...

My mother-in-law driving of a cliff in my new car

Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

A man bought a horse from a pastor of a church...

The pastor explains to him "to make the horse go yell 'Thank God!' And to make it stop yell 'Hallelujah'". He is riding the horse and gets distracted when he notices he is about to ride off a cliff and begins to yell "Hallelujah! Hallelujah!", and the horse stops just at the edge of the cliff. He wipes his sweat off and says "Phew! Thank God!".
*Old Russian joke my dad used to tell*

A hiker stuck on a branch

A hiker slipped over the edge of a cliff, and would surely have fallen to his death except for a branch he managed to grab, just a few feet from the top. He clung there in t**... and yelled, "Help! Can anybody hear me?" A booming voice said, "I am God. Just let go of that branch and I'll catch you." There was a long silence until the hiker hollered, "Can anybody else hear me?"

Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...

A Chinese man, a Mexican man, a black man, and a white man...

Are standing by the edge of a cliff. The Chinese guy says," This is for all my ninjas back in China." and he jumps off the cliff. The Mexican guy says," This is for all my amigos back in Mexico." and jumps off the cliff. Then, the black guy says," This is for all my brothas back in Brooklyn." and pushes the white guy off the cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake.
as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

A boy is looking over a tall cliff...

A young boy is peering down a high cliff when an old man walks over. The old man says "Hey its dangerous up here, where are your parents?". The boy tearfully replies "my mom just fell off the cliff". The old man horrified asks "Where is your father?". This time the boy falls to his knees and cries "He fell trying to save her". The old man unzips his pants and says "Sorry kid, today just isn't your day".

What A Day...

I phoned my girlfriend and said, What a day! I accidentally threw the dog's ball off a cliff.
Oh dear, she said. Did you have to go down and get it?
I replied, Nah. I won't need it any more.

Two snares and a cymbal falls off a cliff

BADUMTSSSS

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

My friend called me today and said he was going to kill himself by jumping off of a cliff that overlooked a body of water unless I stopped specifying the names of geological formations for him.

I said back, "That's a bluff".

A sheep,a p**... and a snake walk together then fall of a cliff...

*Baah Dum Tssssss*

An Australian man living by the cliff has prevent over 150 suicides, during the 50 years he has lived there...

... by shooting them himself.

A bus carrying 53 politicians rolls off a cliff....

A farmer sees what happened and buries all the politicians.
Two hours later there are 100 reporters at the farmhouse to interview the poor fellow. One reporter asked him - did you make sure they were all dead before burying them?
The farmer replied - the truth is, some of them said they were still alive, but I know never to trust a politician!

I once fired a cannon off a cliff

Looking back, using a cannonball would probably have been better.

Someone has most likely made this dad joke before but I'm still proud/ashamed to have come up with it myself.

Man 1: Did you hear about my neighbor who jumped off a cliff?
Man 2: Yeah, it's really unfortunate, he seemed like such a down to earth guy.

A professor asked one of his automotive students if he knew what the definition of "mixed emotions" was...

The student said "watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new Cadillac."

A vegan said to me, "people who sell meat are g**...!"

I said, "people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer."

What is the definition of a mixed feeling?

Watching your mother-in-law roll off a cliff in your new car

What is the definition of bitter sweet?

Your Mother in law driving off a cliff in your brand new Corvette.

A distressed but attractive woman

A distressed but attractive woman stands at the top of a cliff trying to get together the nerve to jump.
A passing hobo stops and asks "since you're about to kill yourself anyway, do you mind if we have s**... first?"
The woman replies, "Get away from me you sicko"
As the hobo turns and walks away he mutters "fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom then"

A climber fell off a cliff, and, as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch.

"Help! Is there anybody up there?" he shouted.
A majestic voice boomed through the gorge:
"I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me."
"Yes, yes, I trust you!" cried the man.
"Let go of the branch," boomed the voice.
There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, "Is there anybody else up there?"

Two dinosaurs standing on a cliff

As they're looking out to sea an ark floats past. One dinosaur turns to the other one and says,
'Oh, was that today?'

My parents don't understand my generation joking about committing s**... and said I wasn't allowed to...

Me: all my friends do it
Parents: if all you're friends jumped off a cliff would you do that too
Me: ok it's bad enough that you won't let me joke about it but you don't need to be a hypocrite

A bus full of cheerleaders went off a cliff

Miraculously, all twenty of them managed to grab onto the same branch sticking out of the cliffside. There were nineteen beautiful blondes and one brunette. The brunette saw the branch was starting to break, so she made a decision.
"Listen ladies," she said. "As skinny as we are, this branch can't hold all our weight. You're all so beautiful and talented, so I'm going to let go in hopes that it's enough to save your lives. Tell my family I love them."
The blondes were so moved by her selfless sacrifice that they gave her a round of applause.

I was drinking my milkshake on a cliff and thought to myself...

Wow, this is ledge 'n dairy!

A lamb, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff

Baa, dum, tsss

Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un are discussing their countries, and decide to have a contest to see whose soldiers are more obedient.

They are in a hotel at the top of a mountain near a cliff.
Vladimir Putin instructs a soldier to run and jump off the cliff. The soldier says "Please Putin, I have a wife and children!" Putin lets him go.
Kim Jong Un instructs a soldier to jump. The soldier runs to jump off the cliff. Putin grabs him before he can, telling him not to jump. The soldier says "Please Putin, I have a wife and children!"

'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff.

And my echo replied "I just want to be friends."

Christian Horse

A Christian guy named Bill saw ana d online for a Christian Horse, so he went to check it out. The horse's owner said, "It's easy to ride him. Just say 'Praise the Lord!' to make him go and 'Amen!' to make him stop."
Bill got on the horse and said, "Praise the Lord!" Sure enough, the horse started to walk. "Praise the Lord!" he said again, and the horse began to trot. "Praise the Lord!" he yelled and the horse broke into a gallop.
Bill was enjoying his ride so much that he almost didn't notice the cliff he and horse were about to go over. Bill shouted "AMEN!" at the top of his lungs, and the horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff.
Relieved, Bill said, "Phew, Praise the Lord!"

A rabbi, a priest, and an imam stand on the side of the road holding signs saying the end is near .

A truck drives by and the driver shouts you dumb religious wackos , makes the turn and drives off the cliff. The rabbi turns to the priest and imam and says you think we should change our signs?

A redditor repeating 15, 15, 15 ... passes by a hedge fund manager.

The hedge fund manager starts to follow him curiously. The redditor keeps repeating 15. The hedge fund manager follows him out of the town, on an unpaved road, to the edge of a cliff where the redditor looks down repeating 15. The hedge fund manager comes next to him to look down into the cliff. The redditor pushes him in. 16, 16, 16....

m**... Jagger and Keith Richards were cruising down the coast.

Coming around a bend they saw a magnificent bald eagle in the middle of the road. When m**... swerved to miss it he lost control of the car and they plummeted off a cliff to their death.
A tragic case of killing two Stones with one bird.

Politicians go on a vacation

Politicians go on a vacation by bus.
The bus driver gets distracted by the beautiful scenery and drives off a cliff next to a farm.
The following day the police question the farmer:
\- Did you not find any victims?
\- Actually, I did.
\- And where are they?
\- Well, I buried them.
\- Every politician died?!
\- Some of them said they didn't, but I don't believe a word of what they say anymore...
PS: English is my second language so apologies for mistakes.

A cowboy buys a horse from the town pastor.

To make the horse go, you gotta yell, Thank God! And to make it stop, yell, Hallelujah," explains the pastor.
The cowboy thanks him and rides off. He rides all day and starts to nod off in the saddle when he notices he is about to ride straight over a cliff.
Quickly he yells to the horse, Hallelujah! Hallelujah! The horse grinds to a stop just at the edge of the cliff.
The cowboy wipes the sweat off his forehead, sighs and says, *"Phew, Thank God."*

My friends think that your name represents what you should do in life. Dina worked to find a dinosaur fossil, and Jack became a lumberjack,

We don't talk about Cliff.

Talk about coincidence

BBC NEWS: Three Cliff Walkers have fallen to their death on an expedition....
Can't believe they all had the same name.

A preacher trained his horse to go when he said "Thank God" and to stop when he said "Amen"

The preacher mounted the horse and said "Thank God" and went for a ride. When he wanted to stop for lunch , he said " "Amen." He took off again saying "Thank God"
The horse started going toward the edge of a cliff. The preacher got exited and said "whoa! whoa!" Then he remembered and said "Amen" and the horse stopped at the edge of the cliff. The preacher was so relieved and grateful that he looked up to heaven and said "Thank God!"

3 men are standing on a cliff near the ocean.

Suddenly, a genie appears and says: "I can turn you into anything you want, if you jump off this cliff. Just say what you want to transform into after jumping, and I will work my magic."
The first man jumps, and shouts:
"Seagull!"
He then transforms into a seagull, and flies away.
The second man jumps, and shouts:
"Whale!"
He turns into a whale, and lands in the water.
The third man, tripped on a rock and shouted:
"s**...!"

Told my ex I had a w**... about her last night

She fell off a cliff and I p**... myself laughing

A lamb, a drum and a snake fell of a cliff.

Baah Dumm Tsss

Once there was a guy named Bill who wanted a horse.

On Craigslist, Bill saw a Christian horse so he went to check it out.
When Bill got to the ranch, the horse's owner said "It's easy to ride him. Just say 'praise the Lord' to make him go, and 'amen' to make him stop." Bill got on the horse and said "praise the Lord." the horse started to walk. "Praise the Lord, praise the Lord, praise the Lord" and the horse is running. Now Bill sees the cliff and says: "AMEN."
The horse stops and Bill says: "Whew! Praise the lord!"

Yugo Humor

Guy walks into a parts store and says, "I'd like a new gas cap for my Yugo". Guy at the counter says, "OK, that sounds like a fair trade".
>Q: How do you make a Yugo go from 0 to 60 in five seconds?
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>A: Push it off a cliff.
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>Q: Why do Yugos have rear-window defrosters?
>
>A: To keep your hands warm.

I saw a Battle Droid push a foul-mouthed clone trooper off a cliff....

...he was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Ba dum tiss....

A therapist gets a call from their patient saying they are going to kill themself…

Therapist: Why do you want to kill yourself?
Patient: Because you don't take me seriously, and you're always needlessly pedantic!
Therapist: How would you do it?
Patient: I'm going to jump.
Therapist: Now?
Patient: Yes now! I'm looking at a hundred foot drop…
Therapist: Where are you?
Patient: The cliff overlooking the ocean. I mean it doc,I don't care if I drown or hit the rocks. I'll do it! I'll jump!
Therapist: but… that's a bluff.
Patient: …………..
Therapist: Hello?

Why did the Mexican husband push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila!

Cliff joke, Why did the Mexican husband push his wife off a cliff?

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