The Best 75 Cliff Jokes

Following is our collection of Cliff jokes which are very funny. There are some cliff midair jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cliff canyon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?



When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

Poor Boy

A young boy is standing at the edge of a cliff, crying his eyes out.

A Catholic priest happens to walks past and, seeing the boy, asks, "Whats wrong, my child?"

"My mother and father were in the car and it rolled off the cliff. It exploded and they died, and I have no way of getting home!"

The priest looks around and, as he's unbuttoning his pants, says "This really isn't your day is it, my son?"

Two Snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

buh dum tss

My favorite pokemon joke

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff? Pikachu, that's all he can say.

A young boy was standing on the edge of a cliff.

He was crying while looking down at a burning car. A man was walking by when he saw the boy was crying so he approched him and asked "What's wrong?". The boy answered that his parents were in the burning car and that they both were dead. Then the man unzipped his pants and said "This really isn't your day,kid.."


A girl was about to jump off a cliff...

A girl was about to jump off a cliff to end her life. Just as she was about to leap to her death, a homeless man approached from behind and shouted to ask her a question,
"Excuse me miss! Before you jump would you like to have sex with me?"
The woman replied angrily, "No I most certainly would not! How dare you try and take advantage of me in a situation like this!"
The homeless responded, "Very well then, I'll just wait for you to get to the bottom."

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

The definition of mixed emotions...

My mother-in-law driving of a cliff in my new car

Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

Two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff...

Ba dum tss.

What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

"Hi, Cliff "

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

A man bought a horse from a pastor of a church...

The pastor explains to him "to make the horse go yell 'Thank God!' And to make it stop yell 'Hallelujah'". He is riding the horse and gets distracted when he notices he is about to ride off a cliff and begins to yell "Hallelujah! Hallelujah!", and the horse stops just at the edge of the cliff. He wipes his sweat off and says "Phew! Thank God!".

*Old Russian joke my dad used to tell*

A German boy pushed his brother off a cliff.

He then turned to his mother and said "Look Mom! No Hans!"

My Echo

''You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."

two toms and a hi-hat fall off a cliff...

bu-dum tss

A hiker stuck on a branch

A hiker slipped over the edge of a cliff, and would surely have fallen to his death except for a branch he managed to grab, just a few feet from the top. He clung there in terror and yelled, "Help! Can anybody hear me?" A booming voice said, "I am God. Just let go of that branch and I'll catch you." There was a long silence until the hiker hollered, "Can anybody else hear me?"

Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake.

as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake.


What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff

Baa-Dumm-Tsss

A boy is looking over a tall cliff...

A young boy is peering down a high cliff when an old man walks over. The old man says "Hey its dangerous up here, where are your parents?". The boy tearfully replies "my mom just fell off the cliff". The old man horrified asks "Where is your father?". This time the boy falls to his knees and cries "He fell trying to save her". The old man unzips his pants and says "Sorry kid, today just isn't your day".

What A Day...

I phoned my girlfriend and said, What a day! I accidentally threw the dog's ball off a cliff.

Oh dear, she said. Did you have to go down and get it?

I replied, Nah. I won't need it any more.

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

Cliffs are so great...

But they have one downside

A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff.

Ba-dum-tss.

Two snares and a cymbal falls off a cliff

BADUMTSSSS

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

My friend called me today and said he was going to kill himself by jumping off of a cliff that overlooked a body of water unless I stopped specifying the names of geological formations for him.

I said back, "That's a bluff".

They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer....

So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him.

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? (Original joke)

Because that's where students have the most potential.

I'm an undecided voter.

Shoot myself, overdose, or jump off a cliff?

A sheep,a pot and a snake walk together then fall of a cliff...

*Baah Dum Tssssss*

I was fed up with life and tried hanging myself from the side of a cliff, but I failed.

Now I'm just a cliffhanger and the suspense is killing me.

An Australian man living by the cliff has prevent over 150 suicides, during the 50 years he has lived there...

... by shooting them himself.

"Mom I wanna go bungee jumping."

"NO!"

"But all my friends are going"

"Oh! So if your friends jump off a cliff, will you too?"

"Er...yes"

What do you call mixed emotions?

Watching your mother-in-law reverse off a cliff in your brand new car

A man asks out a woman...

Him: "If you don't say yes I'm going to jump off that 500 foot cliff over there."

Her: "I call that a bluff."

A bus carrying 53 politicians rolls off a cliff....

A farmer sees what happened and buries all the politicians.

Two hours later there are 100 reporters at the farmhouse to interview the poor fellow. One reporter asked him - did you make sure they were all dead before burying them?

The farmer replied - the truth is, some of them said they were still alive, but I know never to trust a politician!

Why fall in love?

When you can fall off a cliff.

A goat, a drum, and a rattlesnake fall down a cliff...

ba dum tss

I once fired a cannon off a cliff

Looking back, using a cannonball would probably have been better.

Why did the Jew jump off the cliff?

He couldn't resist a free fall.

My ex updated her status on Facebook to standing on the edge of a cliff.

So I poked her

Someone has most likely made this dad joke before but I'm still proud/ashamed to have come up with it myself.

Man 1: Did you hear about my neighbor who jumped off a cliff?
Man 2: Yeah, it's really unfortunate, he seemed like such a down to earth guy.

A professor asked one of his automotive students if he knew what the definition of "mixed emotions" was...

The student said "watching your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new Cadillac."

I was clinging for dear life on the edge of the cliff...

As the rescue team approached, one of the guys shouted, "Whatever you do, don't look down!"

So I started smiling...

A vegan said to me, "people who sell meat are gross!"

I said, "people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer."

credits to Adele Cliff, from the Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Link in the comments

What is the definition of a mixed feeling?

Watching your mother-in-law roll off a cliff in your new car

How is potential energy like a potential future?

When you fall down a cliff you're getting rid of both.

Why did the rock jump of the cliff?

It wanted to be boulder

What is the definition of bitter sweet?

Your Mother in law driving off a cliff in your brand new Corvette.

Why did the Mexican . . .

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

- For Hispanic attacks

Why did the Mexican Army invade the Alamo with only 5,000 troops?

- Because they only had two vans

Why did the Mexican train driver kill all his passengers?

- No one knows! He must have had a locomotive

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?

- Tequila

A distressed but attractive woman

A distressed but attractive woman stands at the top of a cliff trying to get together the nerve to jump.

A passing hobo stops and asks "since you're about to kill yourself anyway, do you mind if we have sex first?"

The woman replies, "Get away from me you sicko"

As the hobo turns and walks away he mutters "fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom then"

A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff..

Baa- dum- ssss

A climber fell off a cliff, and, as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch.

"Help! Is there anybody up there?" he shouted.

A majestic voice boomed through the gorge:

"I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me."

"Yes, yes, I trust you!" cried the man.

"Let go of the branch," boomed the voice.

There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, "Is there anybody else up there?"

10 blondes and a brunette were hanging on a rope on the side of a cliff

However the rope cannot carry all 11, so one person has to be sacrificed. The brunette volunteers to sacrifice herself and proceeds to make a long touching speech. After she finishes, all the blondes clap and let go of the rope.

Two dinosaurs standing on a cliff

As they're looking out to sea an ark floats past. One dinosaur turns to the other one and says,

'Oh, was that today?'

"Mommy, why are you pushing the car over the cliff?"

"Be quiet Timmy!", retorts the mother "You'll wake up Daddy!"

How many mobsters do you need to push a man off a cliff?

None. He slipped and fell by himself.

My parents don't understand my generation joking about committing suicide and said I wasn't allowed to...

Me: all my friends do it

Parents: if all you're friends jumped off a cliff would you do that too

Me: ok it's bad enough that you won't let me joke about it but you don't need to be a hypocrite

A bus full of cheerleaders went off a cliff

Miraculously, all twenty of them managed to grab onto the same branch sticking out of the cliffside. There were nineteen beautiful blondes and one brunette. The brunette saw the branch was starting to break, so she made a decision.

"Listen ladies," she said. "As skinny as we are, this branch can't hold all our weight. You're all so beautiful and talented, so I'm going to let go in hopes that it's enough to save your lives. Tell my family I love them."

The blondes were so moved by her selfless sacrifice that they gave her a round of applause.

There's a kid about to jump off a cliff.

His dad walks up and asks why he's going to jump. The kid says, I'm depressed and I hate your dad jokes. Hi depressed...

I was drinking my milkshake on a cliff and thought to myself...

Wow, this is ledge 'n dairy!

Why did the Mexican take his wife to the top of a cliff?

Tequila

Why didn't the Egyptians hire a Clive to write their manuscripts?

So they could hire a Cliff

A lamb, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff

Baa, dum, tsss

Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un are discussing their countries, and decide to have a contest to see whose soldiers are more obedient.

They are in a hotel at the top of a mountain near a cliff.

Vladimir Putin instructs a soldier to run and jump off the cliff. The soldier says "Please Putin, I have a wife and children!" Putin lets him go.

Kim Jong Un instructs a soldier to jump. The soldier runs to jump off the cliff. Putin grabs him before he can, telling him not to jump. The soldier says "Please Putin, I have a wife and children!"

An elephant falls off a cliff and lands on a snake

Badum Hsssss

'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff.

And my echo replied "I just want to be friends."

Christian Horse

A Christian guy named Bill saw ana d online for a Christian Horse, so he went to check it out. The horse's owner said, "It's easy to ride him. Just say 'Praise the Lord!' to make him go and 'Amen!' to make him stop."

Bill got on the horse and said, "Praise the Lord!" Sure enough, the horse started to walk. "Praise the Lord!" he said again, and the horse began to trot. "Praise the Lord!" he yelled and the horse broke into a gallop.
Bill was enjoying his ride so much that he almost didn't notice the cliff he and horse were about to go over. Bill shouted "AMEN!" at the top of his lungs, and the horse stopped right at the edge of the cliff.

Relieved, Bill said, "Phew, Praise the Lord!"

2 guys are watching a naked man free fall from a cliff

one guy says: I thought he was crazy at first, but now I realise he has got balls of steel

the other says: Yes, i know. And its making him fall even faster!!

(original joke, hope you like!!)

A rabbi, a priest, and an imam stand on the side of the road holding signs saying the end is near .

A truck drives by and the driver shouts you dumb religious wackos , makes the turn and drives off the cliff. The rabbi turns to the priest and imam and says you think we should change our signs?

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