The Best 77 Clickbait Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Clickbait jokes. There are some clickbait seo jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clickbait internet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Clickbait Jokes and Puns
Do you know how to avoid clickbait?
Obviously not
Do you know how to avoid clickbait?
Apparently not.
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I overheard some guy tell his sweet, old grandmother a joke about click-bait at her deathbed. What happened to her as a result will change your life forever!
Nothing. Absolutely nothing happened.
Stop clicking on click-bait!
(note/edit/whatever: I know this joke is a big gamble in terms of possible downvotes, but I just made it up and thought it was too good to not share with at least 1 person that might like it. Happy belated Halloween. I guess I chose trick.).
This is how clickbait works.
How can you tell if something is clickbait?
Here's how clickbait works
How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?
Clickbait.
The thing people don't understand about how clickbait works
Finally figured out why clickbait is so effective
Why are clickbait titles generally in the form of a question?
What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad?
Clickbait
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What do we want? CLICKBAIT!
When do we want it? The answer will shock you...
*****
Clickbait is getting so bad!
I finally found out why clickbait is so effective.
I learned 10 jokes about clickbait today. But I won't tell them.
You wouldn't belive number 7 anyway.
How to avoid clickbait?
clearly, you wouldn't know...
Court decision: "I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair......
....what happens next will shock you."
The man who invented clickbait has died.
You'll never guess when his funeral is...
Clickbait...
... it works everytime!
I have electrified a clickbait journalist's toilet.
Number 2 will shock them.
Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism?
The answer may surprise you!
A father and son go fishing...
Son: Dad, what do we do first?
Father: We get this clickbait here and we throw it into the ocean.
Son: Then what happens?
Father: What happens next will shock you.
Clickbaits seem so obvious...
Just like this one.
A man walks into the head office of a click-bait news site...
...what happens next will shock you!!!
10 Ways to cut down on clickbait!
Well, that wasn't one of them.
I still don't understand how to avoid clickbait...
Neither do you
Clickbait.
What did you expect? Honestly.
The one thing that all women find attractive
...a man who doesn't fall for clickbait
How to avoid clickbait
Not like this
Two lying, click-bait advertisers walk into a bar.
You'll never believe what happens next!
How to avoid clickbait. Rule 1: Don't click on this.
Rule 2: You are all hopeless idiots.
New study shows AMAZING new way to cut down on clickbait!
Well, that wasn't it...
Do you avoid clickbait properly?
You don't
WHY DO YOUTUBERS USE CLICKBAIT IN THEIR TITLES?!?!
I don't know, but if you upvote and comment down below you will be entered to win a level 40 Pokémon Go account with shiny Pokémon and all types of Pokémon!!
How to avoid clickbait 101
Now you know
A father takes his son fishing
Son: Dad, can you teach me how to catch fish?
Dad: Sure, son! first you throw the clickbait into the water
Son: What next?
Dad: What happens next will shock you!
10 ways to avoid clickbait!
Well, that wasn't one of them..
10 Ways to cut down on clickbait!
Does anyone know?
How does clickbait work?
Just grab this electrical cable.
Then what happens?
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!
If there's two things I hate, it's electrocutions and clickbait titles
What happens next will shock you!
Hey Mum Look!
I learned how to clickbait!
Do you know what the new type of clickbait is?
You do now.
You have been charged guilty for clickbait, and will now have to use the electric chair
What happens next will shock you
How do I avoid clickbait?
I guess I asked the wrong person...
The thing about clickbait is that it's...
I can't believe that worked!
I have devised a list of all the things I hate about clickbait
Number 3 will shock you
Judge: "You have been found unanimously guilty of using clickbait, and I sentence you to death by electric chair."
What happens next will shock you.
I saw a clickbait article: "Watch Eminem attack Trump like no President has ever been attacked."
I mean... Kennedy was shot in the head... But ok.
A clickbait journalist walks into a bar
You won't believe what happens next
Do you know how to avoid clickbait?
Certainly not.
Do you know the easy trick to avoid clickbait?
I guess not.
Do you guys know how to avoid clickbait?
I guess not.
I installed this new clickbait electrical system
What happened next was shocking
How to avoid clickbait
You fell for it
A Youtuber got extremely famous for catching lots of fish with only a computer mouse...
Turns out it was just clickbait.
Are YOU Immune to Clickbait? CLICK HERE NOW, The Results May SHOCK YOU!
That's a definite nope
Learn how to avoid clickbait!!!
Don't do what you just did!
There are ten reasons I hate clickbait...
Number 7 will shock you!
9 'different' types of clickbait. No.7 is 'shocking'.
1. Blah blah blah........
2. Blah blah blah........×2
3. Blah blah blah........×3
4. Blah blah blah........×4
5. Blah blah blah........×5
6. Blah blah blah........×6
7. shocking
8. Blah blah blah........×8
9. Blah blah blah........×9
I electrified the toilet of a clickbait writer
No. 1 will shock him.
Why do fishermen get so many views on YouTube?
Clickbait
My friend was a violent serial killer...
Ended up getting caught some time back and sentenced to death by electric chair.
Fast-forward to day of execution.
Guard straps him in.
Guard: "Any last requests?"
Friend: "Remind me of buzzfeed clickbait articles 1 last time"
Guard: "The electric current is going to be started now, what happens next will shock you"
I came up with the best clickbait one liner
See
Three clickbaiters walk into a bar.
OR DID THEY? STORY TIME!!!!!
If you never fell for any clickbait titles ...
... then this is your first time.
The executioner asked, "Any last words?"
The criminal replied, "I just want one more clickbait article".
Executioner: "What happens next will shock you"
Did you see a time-traveling clickbait today?
No, not yet.
How do you prevent clickbait?
This ain't it, Chief.
Mentally tough people are better at this important skill:
>!Resisting clickbait headlines.!<
Do you know how to spot a clickbait?
Cross it with a dalmatian.
Wait until you hear about this guy who fell for clickbait
I mean... that was a little too easy.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a light bulb?
The answer will shock you
Son : Dad, how do I catch fish?
Dad : Just throw this clickbait into the water
Son : And then what?
Dad : What happens next will shock you
Are you good at avoiding clickbait titles?
Apparently not.
What do you get when you put clickbait into a video game company?
EA
I fell for clickbait once
You won't believe what happened next...
Do you know how to avoid clickbait?
Clearly not.
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