Clickbait Jokes
106 clickbait jokes and hilarious clickbait puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about clickbait that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Clickbait Short Jokes
Short clickbait jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clickbait humour may include short article jokes also.
- Son : Dad, how do I catch fish? Dad : Just throw this clickbait into the water
Son : And then what?
Dad : What happens next will shock you - I saw a clickbait article: "Watch eminem attack Trump like no President has ever been attacked." I mean... Kennedy was shot in the head... But ok.
- My wife told me she's had it with me talking like I'm the editor of a clickbait news site. You won't believe what happened next.
- How many clickbait articles does it take to change a light bulb? The answer will shock you
- Clickbait... ... it works everytime!
- A clickbait journalist walks into a bar You won't believe what happens next
- I opened a little shop that sells clickbait. You won't believe what's in store.
- A court ruled that sharing click-baits is punishable by death. What happens next will shock you.
- Why do fishermen get so many views on YouTube? Clickbait
- How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish? Clickbait.
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Clickbait One Liners
Which clickbait one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with clickbait? I can suggest the ones about website and internet.
- Do you know how to avoid clickbait? Obviously not
- Do you know how to avoid clickbait? Apparently not.
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- 10 Ways to cut down on clickbait! Well, that wasn't one of them.
- How to avoid clickbait Not like this
- Do you know how to avoid clickbait? Certainly not.
- What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad? Clickbait
- The one thing that all women find attractive ...a man who doesn't fall for clickbait
- How can you tell if something is clickbait?
- Finally figured out why clickbait is so effective
- Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism? The answer may surprise you!
- I have electrified a clickbait journalist's toilet. Number 2 will shock them.
- Learn how to avoid clickbait!!! Don't do what you just did!
- Do you know what the new type of clickbait is? You do now.
- The thing about clickbait is that it's... I can't believe that worked!
- 10 Ways to cut down on clickbait! Does anyone know?
Cheeky Clickbait Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about clickbait you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean content jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make clickbait pranks.
I overheard some guy tell his sweet, old grandmother a joke about click-bait at her deathbed. What happened to her as a result will change your life forever!
Nothing. Absolutely nothing happened.
Stop clicking on click-bait!
(note/edit/whatever: I know this joke is a big gamble in terms of possible downvotes, but I just made it up and thought it was too good to not share with at least 1 person that might like it. Happy belated Halloween. I guess I chose trick.).
How many clickbait articles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
[INSERT AD HERE]
This is how clickbait works.
Here's how clickbait works
The thing people don't understand about how clickbait works
Why are clickbait titles generally in the form of a question?
Is that a banana in your pocket,
or is it just clickbait?
Saw a link to this guy speaking Xhosa
..but I assumed it was just clickbait.
Top 3 things you want to do to avoid writing a clickbait title
Number 2 will shock you!
So i found a new clickbait technique.
So did you.
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What do we want? CLICKBAIT!
When do we want it? The answer will shock you...
*****
Clickbait is getting so bad!
I learned 10 jokes about clickbait today. But I won't tell them.
You wouldn't belive number 7 anyway.
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The man who invented clickbait has died.
You'll never guess when his f**... is...
You won't believe what every headline on the Internet is these days.
They're clickbait. That's what they are.
TIL Clickbaits are so popular because the percentage of people clicking on a clickbait link is........
100%, apparently.
Do not open
is the most annoying clickbait title.
Clickbaits seem so obvious...
Just like this one.
A man walks into the head office of a click-bait news site...
...what happens next will shock you!!!
I still don't understand how to avoid clickbait...
Neither do you
Clickbait.
What did you expect? Honestly.
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What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender p**...?
Clickbait
Good Old Fashion Clickbait.
If you're reading this than you like it too.
Two lying, click-bait advertisers walk into a bar.
You'll never believe what happens next!
New study shows AMAZING new way to cut down on clickbait!
Well, that wasn't it...
WHY DO YOUTUBERS USE CLICKBAIT IN THEIR TITLES?!?!
I don't know, but if you upvote and comment down below you will be entered to win a level 40 Pokémon Go account with shiny Pokémon and all types of Pokémon!!
How to avoid clickbait 101
Now you know
Yesterday my son ran into my room in the middle of the night, woke me up and asked "Dad, what is this?"
"Clickbait, my son" I replied.
CLICKBAIT TITLE
(*bad pun goes here*)
(*necessary edit acknowledging upvotes and more bad puns in comments*)
(*necessary second edit for the anon's gold*)
You know that you have a terrible sense of humor...
when you find that click-baiting is funny
How does clickbait work?
Just grab this electrical cable.
Then what happens?
WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!
If there's two things I hate, it's electrocutions and clickbait titles
What happens next will shock you!
Hey Mum Look!
I learned how to clickbait!
What one fish warned another fish against is brilliant.
Clickbait
People are always complaining about clickbait
But that's all I do on the internet, click and 'bate
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You have been charged guilty for clickbait, and will now have to use the electric chair
What happens next will shock you
How to!
how to clickbait... there you go
How do I avoid clickbait?
I guess I asked the wrong person...
I have devised a list of all the things I hate about clickbait
Number 3 will shock you
Clickbait- new report identifies most diets fail if they start on this day:
Tomorrow
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What do karma w**... and clickbait have in common?
They turn tricks into clicks.
I installed this new clickbait electrical system
What happened next was shocking
A Youtuber got extremely famous for catching lots of fish with only a computer mouse...
Turns out it was just clickbait.
Are YOU Immune to Clickbait? CLICK HERE NOW, The Results May SHOCK YOU!
That's a definite nope
I think we can all agree on one thing, just how much we hate...
clickbait titles.
There are ten reasons I hate clickbait...
Number 7 will shock you!
Here's the secert to avoiding click-bait!
Fooled again I see you're not a quick learner.
Do you know how the old man knew how to avoid clickbait?
9 'different' types of clickbait. No.7 is 'shocking'.
1. Blah blah blah........
2. Blah blah blah........×2
3. Blah blah blah........×3
4. Blah blah blah........×4
5. Blah blah blah........×5
6. Blah blah blah........×6
7. shocking
8. Blah blah blah........×8
9. Blah blah blah........×9
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I electrified the toilet of a clickbait writer
No. 1 will shock him.
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My friend was a violent serial killer...
Ended up getting caught some time back and sentenced to death by electric chair.
Fast-forward to day of execution.
Guard straps him in.
Guard: "Any last requests?"
Friend: "Remind me of buzzfeed clickbait articles 1 last time"
Guard: "The electric current is going to be started now, what happens next will shock you"
I came up with the best clickbait one liner
See
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Pornhub are masters of clickbait...
..you may as well go and call them masterbaters
Three clickbaiters walk into a bar.
OR DID THEY? STORY TIME!!!!!
If you never fell for any clickbait titles ...
... then this is your first time.
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The executioner asked, "Any last words?"
The criminal replied, "I just want one more clickbait article".
Executioner: "What happens next will shock you"
Did you see a time-traveling clickbait today?
No, not yet.
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[**GUIDE**] How To Successfully Use Clickbait
Mentally tough people are better at this important skill:
>!Resisting clickbait headlines.!<
Do you know how to spot a clickbait?
Cross it with a dalmatian.
I've reposted this joke about clickbaits so many times.
But you never learn it.
