Click Jokes

Following is our collection of ctrl puns and thumbnail one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Click jokes for adults, dirty screenshot jokes and clean blog dad gags for kids.

The Best Click Puns

A horse walked into a bar



Bartender: Hey

Horse: Yes please

Fishermen hate him- You won't believe the one item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else

Click bait.

Does anyone know how to avoid click bait?

Apparently not.

Fishermen hate him—you'll never guess this one strange item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else

Click bait

Click here for spoilers

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Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement.

In the end you ignore it all and just click "I agree"

To most religious people, the holy books are like a software license.

Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree"

Hey girl, are you click bait?

Because I see 10 reasons why you're perfect and you won't believe #5

How can you tell if something is clickbait?

I found a Zelda fanfic where Ganondorf took over Hyrule, but for some reason I couldn't click on it

I guess the Link was dead

How to avoid clickbait. Rule 1: Don't click on this.

Rule 2: You are all hopeless idiots.


What do we want? CLICKBAIT!

When do we want it? The answer will shock you...

*****

I saw a clickbait article: "Watch Eminem attack Trump like no President has ever been attacked."

I mean... Kennedy was shot in the head... But ok.

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

I must have a huge family.

Whenever I click related on PornHub is all people I've never seen before.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a light bulb?

The answer will shock you

They say certain types of people can resist a good click bait.

Apparently you aren't one of them.

Facebook

So I was in a public library and saw a homeless man I had seen around town on facebook.
It got pretty depressing because the page wouldn't load every time he tried to click 'home'...

Clickbait...

... it works everytime!


A clickbait journalist walks into a bar

You won't believe what happens next

I was walking by a car filled with black kids when I heard a "click" as they locked the doors and I felt like such a bad-ass...

...until I realized it was my car...

Computer joke of the day!

>Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."

so a dyslexic person walks into a bra..

The joke is really over at this point. Wasn't that clear from the title? Why did you click through?

Why can't Chuck Norris complete forms and applications on the internet?

Because he can't bring himself to click the "submit" button.

Why will people click on any link with sperm or eggs in the headline?

Hey, sex cells.

Ever wonder why African dating agencies are so successful?

The clients always click

A good advice to avoid click bait

Better luck next time.

If you get an email saying "click this link to hear Nickelback's new album for free" DO NOT CLICK IT

It will take you directly to a site where you can hear Nickelback's new album for free.

IF YOU SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK SAYING "CLICK HERE FOR TRUMP NUDES" DON'T OPEN IT

IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.

Discussing with a woman is like reading software license terms.

In the end you ignore everything and click on "accept".

'No one likes this'

Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'.

I think I'm getting better at predicting what people will do.

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See? I knew you'd click this post.

Arguing....

Arguing with your wife is like reading a Software Licence Agreement. In the end, you just ignore everything and click "Agree".

I clicked "Submit a Joke" before thinking of what I'd say

Now I know how the Republican party feels.

IF YOU SEE A LINK TITLED JAMES CHARLES NUDE , DON'T CLICK ON IT.

#IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON PERMANENT CAPS LOCK.

How to check whether you have a fast PC...

Click anywhere on your desktop (not on icon).

Quickly press on keyboard Ctrl+A then Enter.

So you will know.

20 AMAZING Reasons Click Bait Still Works!

1. People are stupid enough to click things that grab their attention.

Clickbaits seem so obvious...

Just like this one.

I have a super easy way to see how good you are at avoiding click bait.

Turns out you are terrible at it..

I love hanging out with my African friend

We kind of just click

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know?

Why are clickbait titles generally in the form of a question?

I filled out an application to become a citizen of Finland and I must've been accepted almost instantly

The last button I had to click said Finish

Do you know what happens when you click a link without knowing what it is?

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

What goes: Click. "Did I get it?" Click. "Did I get it?"

Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.

What's the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?

If you said "I don't know," click here:



>!So you're the idiot that ruined my shower curtain!!!!!<

I came up with the best clickbait one liner

See

WARNING IF YOU HAVE SEEN A LINK ON THE INTERNET OFFERING FREE DONUTS, DO NOT CLICK ON IT.

IT IS A VIRUS THAT FORCES CAPS LOCK TO BE PERMANENTLY ACTIVATED ON YOUR COMPUTER!

// THE POLICE

Do you know what the African Superman is called?

*"tongue click"* Kent

Click

Click on this link to get free robux to your roblox accounts .

Three men walk in to a bar. One of them is wearing a hat

Oops!

Your current data plan doesnt cover this feature. Click here to upgrade.

My poor knowledge of Mexican food has always been my chilaquiles heel.

You didn't even have to click through to get the punchline.

This is how clickbait works.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline.

"How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?"

"One minute..."

"Thank you." *click*

Every time I click "Remember Me" on a login page, I get a little sad thinking about my fleeting existence...

...But some cookies would brighten my day!

Disclaimer: Made this joke up just now.

Three clickbaiters walk into a bar.

OR DID THEY? STORY TIME!!!!!

Are YOU Immune to Clickbait? CLICK HERE NOW, The Results May SHOCK YOU!

That's a definite nope

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable.

Then what happens?

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

This man was able to retire at 35 with two kids and a mortgage! Click here to see how!

He died

TIFU by clicking on a link that read "Click to see something unexpected!"

Spanish Inquisition.

Clickbait is getting so bad!

No Contact?

Places seems to be advertising No contact delivery , and No contact click n collect a lot these days. Was there ever a contact option?..

Thanks for the pizza, ready for the cuddle? .

What happens when Thanos watches The Addams Family?

3/4 of the universe dies.

DooDooDooDoo *click* *click*

I saw a garden elf

On the subway today muttering to himself click.... click.... click.... click....

He was a metro gnome.

What's worse than reading a click bait title?

Clicking on it.

You knew yet you still clicked on this anyway. Suckaaaaa.

Why does Bill Gates use a mouse when he's fishing?

Because he sincerely believes it is the most effective.......

Click bait!

Clickbait- new report identifies most diets fail if they start on this day:

Tomorrow

My friend caught the biggest sea bass I have ever seen. You'll never going to believe what he used on the hook.

Click bait

Click here for 17 facts about suicide methods.....

#8 will blow your mind!

Clickbait.

What did you expect? Honestly.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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