The Best 70 Click Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Click jokes. There are some click thumbnail jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these click blog puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Click Jokes and Puns

A horse walked into a bar



Bartender: Hey

Horse: Yes please

Discussing with a woman is like reading software license terms.

In the end you ignore everything and click on "accept".

How to check whether you have a fast PC...

Click anywhere on your desktop (not on icon).

Quickly press on keyboard Ctrl+A then Enter.

So you will know.

Click joke, How to check whether you have a fast PC...

so a dyslexic person walks into a bra..

The joke is really over at this point. Wasn't that clear from the title? Why did you click through?

Facebook

So I was in a public library and saw a homeless man I had seen around town on facebook.
It got pretty depressing because the page wouldn't load every time he tried to click 'home'...


Computer joke of the day!

>Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'."

Every time I click "Remember Me" on a login page, I get a little sad thinking about my fleeting existence...

...But some cookies would brighten my day!

Disclaimer: Made this joke up just now.

Click joke, Every time I click "Remember Me" on a login page, I get a little sad thinking about my fleeting exis

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline.

"How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?"

"One minute..."

"Thank you." *click*

This is how clickbait works.

How can you tell if something is clickbait?

Click here for spoilers

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Here's how clickbait works

Why are clickbait titles generally in the form of a question?

My poor knowledge of Mexican food has always been my chilaquiles heel.

You didn't even have to click through to get the punchline.

What goes: Click. "Did I get it?" Click. "Did I get it?"

Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.

What do we want? CLICKBAIT!

When do we want it? The answer will shock you...

*****

Click joke, What do we want? CLICKBAIT!

Clickbait is getting so bad!

Why will people click on any link with sperm or eggs in the headline?

Hey, sex cells.

Ever wonder why African dating agencies are so successful?

The clients always click


Fishermen hate him—you'll never guess this one strange item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else

Click bait

Clickbait...

... it works everytime!

I clicked "Submit a Joke" before thinking of what I'd say

Now I know how the Republican party feels.

TIFU by clicking on a link that read "Click to see something unexpected!"

Spanish Inquisition.

Clickbaits seem so obvious...

Just like this one.

I found a Zelda fanfic where Ganondorf took over Hyrule, but for some reason I couldn't click on it

I guess the Link was dead

How to avoid clickbait. Rule 1: Don't click on this.

Rule 2: You are all hopeless idiots.

Do you know what happens when you click a link without knowing what it is?

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Why can't Chuck Norris complete forms and applications on the internet?

Because he can't bring himself to click the "submit" button.

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know?

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable.

Then what happens?

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

Hey girl, are you click bait?

Because I see 10 reasons why you're perfect and you won't believe #5

Does anyone know how to avoid click bait?

Apparently not.

Fishermen hate him- You won't believe the one item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else

Click bait.

To most religious people, the holy books are like a software license.

Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree"

I love hanging out with my African friend

We kind of just click

Three men walk in to a bar. One of them is wearing a hat

Oops!

Your current data plan doesnt cover this feature. Click here to upgrade.

20 AMAZING Reasons Click Bait Still Works!

1. People are stupid enough to click things that grab their attention.

'No one likes this'

Just changed my Facebook name to 'No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say 'No one likes this'.

I saw a clickbait article: "Watch Eminem attack Trump like no President has ever been attacked."

I mean... Kennedy was shot in the head... But ok.

A clickbait journalist walks into a bar

You won't believe what happens next

Are YOU Immune to Clickbait? CLICK HERE NOW, The Results May SHOCK YOU!

That's a definite nope

I must have a huge family.

Whenever I click related on PornHub is all people I've never seen before.

If you get an email saying "click this link to hear Nickelback's new album for free" DO NOT CLICK IT

It will take you directly to a site where you can hear Nickelback's new album for free.

I was walking by a car filled with black kids when I heard a "click" as they locked the doors and I felt like such a bad-ass...

...until I realized it was my car...

I came up with the best clickbait one liner

See

I filled out an application to become a citizen of Finland and I must've been accepted almost instantly

The last button I had to click said Finish

I saw a garden elf

On the subway today muttering to himself click.... click.... click.... click....

He was a metro gnome.

Three clickbaiters walk into a bar.

OR DID THEY? STORY TIME!!!!!

I have a super easy way to see how good you are at avoiding click bait.

Turns out you are terrible at it..

This man was able to retire at 35 with two kids and a mortgage! Click here to see how!

He died

Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement.

In the end you ignore it all and just click "I agree"

Click

Click on this link to get free robux to your roblox accounts .

A good advice to avoid click bait

Better luck next time.

Do you know what the African Superman is called?

*"tongue click"* Kent

IF YOU SEE A LINK TITLED JAMES CHARLES NUDE , DON'T CLICK ON IT.

#IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON PERMANENT CAPS LOCK.

No Contact?

Places seems to be advertising No contact delivery , and No contact click n collect a lot these days. Was there ever a contact option?..

Thanks for the pizza, ready for the cuddle? .

What's the difference between a shower curtain and toilet paper?

If you said "I don't know," click here:



>!So you're the idiot that ruined my shower curtain!!!!!<

Arguing....

Arguing with your wife is like reading a Software Licence Agreement. In the end, you just ignore everything and click "Agree".

WARNING IF YOU HAVE SEEN A LINK ON THE INTERNET OFFERING FREE DONUTS, DO NOT CLICK ON IT.

IT IS A VIRUS THAT FORCES CAPS LOCK TO BE PERMANENTLY ACTIVATED ON YOUR COMPUTER!

// THE POLICE

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a light bulb?

The answer will shock you

I think I'm getting better at predicting what people will do.

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See? I knew you'd click this post.

IF YOU SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK SAYING "CLICK HERE FOR TRUMP NUDES" DON'T OPEN IT

IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.

They say certain types of people can resist a good click bait.

Apparently you aren't one of them.

IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON TWITTER THAT SAYS "LEBRON JAMES NUDES" DON'T CLICK ON IT.

IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.

How do you win an argument with your family this Thanksgiving?

Click the 'End Meeting' button

I've compiled a list of the top 10 click bait articles on the internet

Number 7 will shock you

What news sources do fish prefer?

Click bait (sorry for the dad joke)

Karen's 911 call

Karen was cleaning Kyle's rifle and shot him by accident. She calls 911.

"It's my husband," said Karen. "I've accidentally shot him... I've killed him," she sobbed.

"Please calm down, ma'am," the 911 operator tried to sooth her. "Can you please make sure he's actually dead?"

\[Click\] BANG!

"Okay, I've done that. What now?"

Today in History class we learned that evil slave traders used to lure and capture Kalahari bushmen by speaking their language to draw them out in the open.

A terrible, early form of click bait.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the click sutra jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working click icon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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