Cleverly Jokes

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The Best Cleverly Puns

Did you hear about the musicians who murdered a guest at the concert?

It was very cleverly orchestrated.

Two Men are stranded on a Boat with three cigarettes but no matches. One man cleverly throws a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

prophets

this guy is making mines cleverly disguised as prayer mats. he says his prophets are going through the roof!

Paddy sees a bomb disguised as sandwich in the middle of the road, so he calls the police.

"I'd like to report a bomb," he says, "and it's cleverly disguised as a sandwich."

"Ok." Says the officer. "Is it tickin?"

Paddy takes a closer look.

"No, it looks like beef."

A football enthusiast cleverly asked me to sleep with her by asking if she could touch down on my richard...

I said, yeah Sherman.


The Magic Watch

The worlds most sexy girl is sitting in a bar. A man walks up to the bar counter and looks at his fancy watch. The girl glances at it and says to the man:
"Is your date late?"
"No, you see, this is a magical watch. It tells me about my surroundings. Right now, for instance, it tells me that you have no panties on." The man responded.
"Well, then you watch is not so magical after all, because it's wrong." She said cleverly.
"Oh wait, it's an hour early."

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