Cleveland Jokes

Funniest Cleveland Short Jokes

Short cleveland jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cleveland humour may include short secede jokes also.

1. The Cleveland Browns team visited an orphanage today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6.
2. Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio. Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.
3. Which President had the shortest term? Grover Cleveland.
   He was the twenty second President.
4. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and the alphabet? The alphabet has a W .
5. I left three Cleveland Browns tickets on my windshield before yesterday's game. I came back and there were nine.
6. Why is dating a Cleveland Browns fan the best? Because she knows better than to expect a ring.
7. So the Cleveland Indians are changing their name because they think it's derogatory to a group of people: Their new name:
   The Ohio Indians
8. A Cleveland Browns fan passed away In his will, he wrote that he wanted 6 players from the team to serve as his pallbearers, so that they could let him down one last time.
9. Why are the Pro Football Hall of Fame and the Cleveland Browns in the same state? To keep all the busts in one place.
10. This just in, Beverly Hills, 90210 Cleveland Browns, 3
    >Credit to Colin Mochrie from *Whose Line Is It Anyway?*

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Cleveland One Liners

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1. Tell a sad story in 4 words Lifetime Cleveland Browns fan
2. The Cleveland Browns Thats it
3. What do you call a carpet cleaning company based out of Ohio? Cleveland Steamers
4. What do you call fifty-three Ohioans with diarrhea? The Cleveland Browns.
5. With the first pick of the 2017 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select... To pass.
6. Beverly Hills 90210 Cleveland Browns 3
7. I just flew in from Cleveland And boy are my arms tired.
8. Steph Curry did what Lebron couldn't do Win a championship in Cleveland
9. My uncle is with the FBI They caught him in Cleveland
10. Today'a Cleveland game is 1-7 I didn't know the browns were playing tonight.
11. Why do they call Cleveland the Land ? Because after Lebron left, there's nothing there!
12. This just in: Beverly Hills 90210 , Cleveland browns, 0
13. Cleveland Indians are going to change their name.... ....I suggest Cleveland Bharati.
14. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Superbowl ring? A thief.
15. Which lake is named after the c**...? Titicaca

Cleveland Browns Jokes

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• We should change the Cleveland Browns name to Meoff So we could get some comedic value when the headline says The Raiders beat Meoff this past Sunday
• The Cleveland Browns completely revamped their playbook Every pass play now has a 12 step drop back...
• The Cleveland Browns gave me change for a vending machine and I still haven't repaid them... They are really persistent about getting their quarterback
• Whats the worst thing about losing to the Cleveland Browns? It's like you don't have a team anymore
• What does the presidential election and the Cleveland Browns have in common??? No one is going to win.....
• The head coach of the Cleveland Browns walks into a bar after chopping some wood. The bartender says "That's a huge axe son."

Cleveland Indians Jokes

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• The mlb is renaming the disabled list to the injured list . I'm surprised by how easily it was for the Cleveland Indians to embrace using politically correct terminology.
• What's the difference between the Cleveland Indians and Shae from Game of Thrones? One blows a 3' 1" lead and the other blows a 3-1 lead
• Know who have the longest running championship drought in baseball? The Cleveland Indians.

Cleveland Cavaliers Jokes

Here is a list of funny cleveland cavaliers jokes and even better cleveland cavaliers puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Two managers negotiated to swap their players for a trade. Cleveland Cavaliers agreed to trade JR Smith for keeping the ball to Liverpool FC for Loris Karius for passing the ball.
• What does a Cleveland Cavaliers fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals? He turns off the PlayStation 4.

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