Cleveland Jokes

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The Best Cleveland Puns

The Cleveland Browns team visited an orphanage today.

"It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6.

Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio.

Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland.

He was the twenty second President.

Tell a sad story in 4 words

Lifetime Cleveland Browns fan

What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and the alphabet?

The alphabet has a W .


I left three Cleveland Browns tickets on my windshield before yesterday's game.

I came back and there were nine.

Why is dating a Cleveland Browns fan the best?

Because she knows better than to expect a ring.

What do the Cleveland Browns and a Meth addict have in common?

They will both suck for 4 quarters.

The Cleveland Browns visited an orphanage last week after their loss.

"It was so sad to see all the pain and hurt in their eyes." Said Katie, age 7.

Why are the Pro Football Hall of Fame and the Cleveland Browns in the same state?

To keep all the busts in one place.

This just in, Beverly Hills, 90210

Cleveland Browns, 3

>Credit to Colin Mochrie from *Whose Line Is It Anyway?*


The Cleveland Browns

Thats it

The MLB is renaming the disabled list to the injured list .

I'm surprised by how easily it was for the Cleveland Indians to embrace using politically correct terminology.

(NSFW) GSW blew a 3-1 lead. Cleveland Indians blew a 3-1 lead....

Can't believe La La Land blew a misread

A Cleveland Browns fan passed away

In his will, he wrote that he wanted 6 players from the team to serve as his pallbearers, so that they could let him down one last time.

An awful teacher joke...

Teacher: Where is your pencil, Ludlow?
Ludlow: I ain't got none!
Teacher: Ludlow! Where is your grammar?
Ludlow: She's at her house in Cleveland. And she ain't got my pencil neither!

What does a cleveland Browns fan do after seeing them win the superbowl?

Turn of his xbox and go to bed.

I was reminded of the Cleveland man that kept those women locked in his basement, so I wrote a basement joke...

but I realised that it's beneath me.

Cleveland Indians are going to change their name....

....I suggest Cleveland Bharati.


What do you call a carpet cleaning company based out of Ohio?

Cleveland Steamers

Jury awards $22 million to man locked in closet by East Cleveland police for four days with no food or toilet.

R Kelly is going to sue the East Cleveland police for copyright infringement.

We should change the Cleveland Browns name to Meoff

So we could get some comedic value when the headline says The Raiders beat Meoff this past Sunday

High school math teachers true-love story....

After being separated for years by cruel fate, the two star-crossed lovers raced towards each other like two freight trains... one leaving Cleveland at 6:30pm and traveling south at 55mph and the other having left Topeka at 4:15pm heading east at 35mph...

The FBI just thwarted a July 4th terrorist attack in Cleveland.

But they couldn't stop LeBron from dropping a bomb on the city last night.

With the first pick of the 2017 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select...

To pass.

A Christian, a Jew, and a Black Guy walk into a bar.

They all sit quietly and watch the Cleveland Browns game.

Which of the following does not belong in this list: herpes, gonorrhea, or a condominium in Cleveland?

The condo, obviously.

Nope, gonorrhea. It's the only one you can get rid of.

Why is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony in New York City, when the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is located in Cleveland?

Because the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is located in Cleveland

The cubs should be thankful they played Cleveland and not Toronto

as Aroldis Chapman likes to keep his beatings Domestic.

What do you call fifty-three Ohioans with diarrhea?

The Cleveland Browns.

Cleveland sports teams don't have websites...

Because they can't string three W's together.

My girlfriend just told me she was moving away to either Cleveland or Tulsa...

All I could think to say was, "OH. OK."

Beverly Hills 90210

Cleveland Browns 3

I just flew in from Cleveland

And boy are my arms tired.

Two managers negotiated to swap their players for a trade.

Cleveland Cavaliers agreed to trade JR Smith for keeping the ball to Liverpool FC for Loris Karius for passing the ball.

Today'a Cleveland game is 1-7

I didn't know the browns were playing tonight.

Tommy Wiseau went around America greeting people named after letters.

He went to Chicago: "Oh hai M"
He went to Indianapolis: "Oh hai N"
We went to Cleveland: "Oh hai O"

why did Santa have chocolate in his beard?

because Mrs. Claus gave him a Cleveland steamer for Christmas

What's the difference between the Cleveland Indians and Shae from Game of Thrones?

One blows a 3' 1" lead and the other blows a 3-1 lead

What does the presidential election and the Cleveland Browns have in common???

No one is going to win.....

My uncle is with the FBI

They caught him in Cleveland

The Cleveland Browns gave me change for a vending machine and I still haven't repaid them...

They are really persistent about getting their quarterback

What does a Cleveland Cavaliers fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?

He turns off the PlayStation 4.

The Cleveland Indians and the Atlanta Braves were both eliminated from the playoffs on Columbus Day.

And the Redskins might lose too.

"Cleveland, LeBron got you your championship, you shouldn't be upset"

Yeah? Well my dad bought me an xbox once, but then he left me

Whats the worst thing about losing to the Cleveland Browns?

It's like you don't have a team anymore

A Cleveland Browns Fan's funeral

Upon the deathbed in Cleveland, his final request was for his body to be buried by members of the Cleveland Browns, to let him down one last time.

Steph Curry did what Lebron couldn't do

Win a championship in Cleveland

I want the Cleveland Browns to be the pallbearers at my funeral.

So they can let me down one last time.

The Cleveland Browns completely revamped their playbook

Every pass play now has a 12 step drop back...

Why do Cleveland Cavaliers fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?

So they can park in handicap spaces!

The Cleveland Browns

How many Cleveland Browns fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero, they prefer the dark after years of living in Baltimore's shadow

Johnny Manziel walks into a Cleveland bar...

That's two Punchlines. Sorry, I blew the third one.

The head coach of the Cleveland Browns walks into a bar after chopping some wood.

The bartender says "That's a huge axe son."

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