The Best 57 Cleveland Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Cleveland Jokes and Puns

Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio.

Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.

A Cleveland Browns fan passed away

In his will, he wrote that he wanted 6 players from the team to serve as his pallbearers, so that they could let him down one last time.

I was reminded of the Cleveland man that kept those women locked in his basement, so I wrote a basement joke...

but I realised that it's beneath me.

Cleveland joke, I was reminded of the Cleveland man that kept those women locked in his basement, so I wrote a basem

Why do Cleveland Cavaliers fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?

So they can park in handicap spaces!

The Cleveland Browns completely revamped their playbook

Every pass play now has a 12 step drop back...


Steph Curry did what Lebron couldn't do

Win a championship in Cleveland

The Cleveland Browns

Thats it

Cleveland joke, The Cleveland Browns

I want the Cleveland Browns to be the pallbearers at my funeral.

So they can let me down one last time.

My girlfriend just told me she was moving away to either Cleveland or Tulsa...

All I could think to say was, "OH. OK."

Tell a sad story in 4 words

Lifetime Cleveland Browns fan

Cleveland sports teams don't have websites...

Because they can't string three W's together.

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Jury awards $22 million to man locked in closet by East Cleveland police for four days with no food or toilet.

R Kelly is going to sue the East Cleveland police for copyright infringement.

I just flew in from Cleveland

And boy are my arms tired.

I left three Cleveland Browns tickets on my windshield before yesterday's game.

I came back and there were nine.

The head coach of the Cleveland Browns walks into a bar after chopping some wood.

The bartender says "That's a huge axe son."

Today'a Cleveland game is 1-7

I didn't know the browns were playing tonight.

Cleveland joke, Today'a Cleveland game is 1-7

The cubs should be thankful they played Cleveland and not Toronto

as Aroldis Chapman likes to keep his beatings Domestic.

What's the difference between the Cleveland Indians and Shae from Game of Thrones?

One blows a 3' 1" lead and the other blows a 3-1 lead

An awful teacher joke...

Teacher: Where is your pencil, Ludlow?
Ludlow: I ain't got none!
Teacher: Ludlow! Where is your grammar?
Ludlow: She's at her house in Cleveland. And she ain't got my pencil neither!


What does the presidential election and the Cleveland Browns have in common???

No one is going to win.....

What do you call a carpet cleaning company based out of Ohio?

Cleveland Steamers

Johnny Manziel walks into a Cleveland bar...

That's two Punchlines. Sorry, I blew the third one.

How many Cleveland Browns fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero, they prefer the dark after years of living in Baltimore's shadow

A Christian, a Jew, and a Black Guy walk into a bar.

They all sit quietly and watch the Cleveland Browns game.

With the first pick of the 2017 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select...

To pass.

This just in, Beverly Hills, 90210

Cleveland Browns, 3

>Credit to Colin Mochrie from *Whose Line Is It Anyway?*

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland.

He was the twenty second President.

Why are the Pro Football Hall of Fame and the Cleveland Browns in the same state?

To keep all the busts in one place.

(NSFW) GSW blew a 3-1 lead. Cleveland Indians blew a 3-1 lead....

Can't believe La La Land blew a misread

What does a cleveland Browns fan do after seeing them win the superbowl?

Turn of his xbox and go to bed.

Whats the worst thing about losing to the Cleveland Browns?

It's like you don't have a team anymore

What do the Cleveland Browns and a Meth addict have in common?

They will both suck for 4 quarters.

A Cleveland Browns Fan's funeral

Upon the deathbed in Cleveland, his final request was for his body to be buried by members of the Cleveland Browns, to let him down one last time.

Which of the following does not belong in this list: herpes, gonorrhea, or a condominium in Cleveland?

The condo, obviously.

Nope, gonorrhea. It's the only one you can get rid of.

The Cleveland Browns visited an orphanage last week after their loss.

"It was so sad to see all the pain and hurt in their eyes." Said Katie, age 7.

The Cleveland Browns team visited an orphanage today.

"It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6.

The Cleveland Browns

What do you call fifty-three Ohioans with diarrhea?

The Cleveland Browns.

What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and the alphabet?

The alphabet has a W .

Beverly Hills 90210

Cleveland Browns 3

Why is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony in New York City, when the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is located in Cleveland?

Because the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is located in Cleveland

Why is dating a Cleveland Browns fan the best?

Because she knows better than to expect a ring.

The Cleveland Browns gave me change for a vending machine and I still haven't repaid them...

They are really persistent about getting their quarterback

We should change the Cleveland Browns name to Meoff

So we could get some comedic value when the headline says The Raiders beat Meoff this past Sunday

Two managers negotiated to swap their players for a trade.

Cleveland Cavaliers agreed to trade JR Smith for keeping the ball to Liverpool FC for Loris Karius for passing the ball.

The FBI just thwarted a July 4th terrorist attack in Cleveland.

But they couldn't stop LeBron from dropping a bomb on the city last night.

"Cleveland, LeBron got you your championship, you shouldn't be upset"

Yeah? Well my dad bought me an xbox once, but then he left me

The Cleveland Indians and the Atlanta Braves were both eliminated from the playoffs on Columbus Day.

And the Redskins might lose too.

What does a Cleveland Cavaliers fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals?

He turns off the PlayStation 4.

My uncle is with the FBI

They caught him in Cleveland

why did Santa have chocolate in his beard?

because Mrs. Claus gave him a Cleveland steamer for Christmas

Tommy Wiseau went around America greeting people named after letters.

He went to Chicago: "Oh hai M"
He went to Indianapolis: "Oh hai N"
We went to Cleveland: "Oh hai O"

The MLB is renaming the disabled list to the injured list .

I'm surprised by how easily it was for the Cleveland Indians to embrace using politically correct terminology.

High school math teachers true-love story....

After being separated for years by cruel fate, the two star-crossed lovers raced towards each other like two freight trains... one leaving Cleveland at 6:30pm and traveling south at 55mph and the other having left Topeka at 4:15pm heading east at 35mph...

Cleveland Indians are going to change their name....

....I suggest Cleveland Bharati.

The Cleveland Indians have officially decided on a new team name.

Say hello to your new Cleveland Redskins!

So the Cleveland Indians are changing their name because they think it's derogatory to a group of people:

Their new name:

The Ohio Indians

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