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"It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6.
Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.
Grover Cleveland.
He was the twenty second President.
Lifetime Cleveland Browns fan
The alphabet has a W .
I came back and there were nine.
Because she knows better than to expect a ring.
They will both suck for 4 quarters.
"It was so sad to see all the pain and hurt in their eyes." Said Katie, age 7.
To keep all the busts in one place.
Cleveland Browns, 3
>Credit to Colin Mochrie from *Whose Line Is It Anyway?*
Thats it
I'm surprised by how easily it was for the Cleveland Indians to embrace using politically correct terminology.
Can't believe La La Land blew a misread
In his will, he wrote that he wanted 6 players from the team to serve as his pallbearers, so that they could let him down one last time.
Teacher: Where is your pencil, Ludlow?
Ludlow: I ain't got none!
Teacher: Ludlow! Where is your grammar?
Ludlow: She's at her house in Cleveland. And she ain't got my pencil neither!
Turn of his xbox and go to bed.
but I realised that it's beneath me.
....I suggest Cleveland Bharati.
Cleveland Steamers
R Kelly is going to sue the East Cleveland police for copyright infringement.
So we could get some comedic value when the headline says The Raiders beat Meoff this past Sunday
After being separated for years by cruel fate, the two star-crossed lovers raced towards each other like two freight trains... one leaving Cleveland at 6:30pm and traveling south at 55mph and the other having left Topeka at 4:15pm heading east at 35mph...
But they couldn't stop LeBron from dropping a bomb on the city last night.
To pass.
They all sit quietly and watch the Cleveland Browns game.
The condo, obviously.
Nope, gonorrhea. It's the only one you can get rid of.
Because the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is located in Cleveland
as Aroldis Chapman likes to keep his beatings Domestic.
The Cleveland Browns.
Because they can't string three W's together.
All I could think to say was, "OH. OK."
Cleveland Browns 3
And boy are my arms tired.
Cleveland Cavaliers agreed to trade JR Smith for keeping the ball to Liverpool FC for Loris Karius for passing the ball.
I didn't know the browns were playing tonight.
He went to Chicago: "Oh hai M"
He went to Indianapolis: "Oh hai N"
We went to Cleveland: "Oh hai O"
because Mrs. Claus gave him a Cleveland steamer for Christmas
One blows a 3' 1" lead and the other blows a 3-1 lead
No one is going to win.....
They caught him in Cleveland
They are really persistent about getting their quarterback
He turns off the PlayStation 4.
And the Redskins might lose too.
Yeah? Well my dad bought me an xbox once, but then he left me
It's like you don't have a team anymore
Upon the deathbed in Cleveland, his final request was for his body to be buried by members of the Cleveland Browns, to let him down one last time.
Win a championship in Cleveland
So they can let me down one last time.
Every pass play now has a 12 step drop back...
So they can park in handicap spaces!
Zero, they prefer the dark after years of living in Baltimore's shadow
That's two Punchlines. Sorry, I blew the third one.
The bartender says "That's a huge axe son."
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