Cleveland Jokes
70 cleveland jokes and hilarious cleveland puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cleveland that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out this collection of Cleveland jokes that will make you crack up! From Cleveland Brown to the Cleveland Cavaliers and Indians, these jokes are sure to get the laughs going. Whether you're from Cleveland or just passing through on a layover from Detroit to Barcelona, these jokes are sure to entertain!
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Funniest Cleveland Short Jokes
Short cleveland jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cleveland humour may include short secede jokes also.
- The Cleveland Browns team visited an orphanage today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6.
- Tornado warnings are active for Cleveland, Ohio. Residents are invited to seek shelter in Cleveland Browns Stadium where there is no chance of a touchdown.
- Which President had the shortest term? Grover Cleveland.
He was the twenty second President. - What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and the alphabet? The alphabet has a W .
- I left three Cleveland Browns tickets on my windshield before yesterday's game. I came back and there were nine.
- Why is dating a Cleveland Browns fan the best? Because she knows better than to expect a ring.
- So the Cleveland Indians are changing their name because they think it's derogatory to a group of people: Their new name:
The Ohio Indians - A Cleveland Browns fan passed away In his will, he wrote that he wanted 6 players from the team to serve as his pallbearers, so that they could let him down one last time.
- Why are the Pro Football Hall of Fame and the Cleveland Browns in the same state? To keep all the busts in one place.
- This just in, Beverly Hills, 90210 Cleveland Browns, 3
>Credit to Colin Mochrie from *Whose Line Is It Anyway?*
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Cleveland One Liners
Which cleveland one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cleveland? I can suggest the ones about cleveland browns and redskins.
- Tell a sad story in 4 words Lifetime Cleveland Browns fan
- The Cleveland Browns Thats it
- What do you call a carpet cleaning company based out of Ohio? Cleveland Steamers
- What do you call fifty-three Ohioans with diarrhea? The Cleveland Browns.
- With the first pick of the 2017 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select... To pass.
- Beverly Hills 90210 Cleveland Browns 3
- I just flew in from Cleveland And boy are my arms tired.
- Steph Curry did what Lebron couldn't do Win a championship in Cleveland
- My uncle is with the FBI They caught him in Cleveland
- Today'a Cleveland game is 1-7 I didn't know the browns were playing tonight.
- Why do they call Cleveland the Land ? Because after Lebron left, there's nothing there!
- This just in: Beverly Hills 90210 , Cleveland browns, 0
- Cleveland Indians are going to change their name.... ....I suggest Cleveland Bharati.
- What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Superbowl ring? A thief.
- Which lake is named after the c**...? Titicaca
Cleveland Browns Jokes
Here is a list of funny cleveland browns jokes and even better cleveland browns puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- We should change the Cleveland Browns name to Meoff So we could get some comedic value when the headline says The Raiders beat Meoff this past Sunday
- The Cleveland Browns completely revamped their playbook Every pass play now has a 12 step drop back...
- The Cleveland Browns gave me change for a vending machine and I still haven't repaid them... They are really persistent about getting their quarterback
- Whats the worst thing about losing to the Cleveland Browns? It's like you don't have a team anymore
- What does the presidential election and the Cleveland Browns have in common??? No one is going to win.....
- The head coach of the Cleveland Browns walks into a bar after chopping some wood. The bartender says "That's a huge axe son."
Cleveland Indians Jokes
Here is a list of funny cleveland indians jokes and even better cleveland indians puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The mlb is renaming the disabled list to the injured list . I'm surprised by how easily it was for the Cleveland Indians to embrace using politically correct terminology.
- What's the difference between the Cleveland Indians and Shae from Game of Thrones? One blows a 3' 1" lead and the other blows a 3-1 lead
- Know who have the longest running championship drought in baseball? The Cleveland Indians.
Cleveland Cavaliers Jokes
Here is a list of funny cleveland cavaliers jokes and even better cleveland cavaliers puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Two managers negotiated to swap their players for a trade. Cleveland Cavaliers agreed to trade JR Smith for keeping the ball to Liverpool FC for Loris Karius for passing the ball.
- What does a Cleveland Cavaliers fan do when his team has won the NBA Finals? He turns off the PlayStation 4.

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What funny jokes about cleveland you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean source jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cleveland pranks.
I was reminded of the Cleveland man that kept those women locked in his basement, so I wrote a basement joke...
but I realised that it's beneath me.
My girlfriend just told me she was moving away to either Cleveland or Tulsa...
All I could think to say was, "OH. OK."
Cleveland sports teams don't have websites...
Because they can't string three W's together.
Jury awards $22 million to man locked in closet by East Cleveland police for four days with no food or toilet.
R Kelly is going to sue the East Cleveland police for copyright infringement.
The cubs should be thankful they played Cleveland and not Toronto
as Aroldis Chapman likes to keep his beatings Domestic.
An awful teacher joke...
Teacher: Where is your pencil, Ludlow?
Ludlow: I ain't got none!
Teacher: Ludlow! Where is your grammar?
Ludlow: She's at her house in Cleveland. And she ain't got my pencil neither!
Johnny Manziel walks into a Cleveland bar...
That's two Punchlines. Sorry, I blew the third one.
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A Christian, a Jew, and a Black Guy walk into a bar.
They all sit quietly and watch the Cleveland Browns game.
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What do the Cleveland Browns and a m**... addict have in common?
They will both s**... for 4 quarters.
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Which of the following does not belong in this list: h**..., gonorrhea, or a condominium in Cleveland?
The condo, obviously.
Nope, gonorrhea. It's the only one you can get rid of.
Why is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony in New York City, when the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is located in Cleveland?
Because the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is located in Cleveland
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The FBI just thwarted a July 4th t**... attack in Cleveland.
But they couldn't stop LeBron from dropping a bomb on the city last night.
"Cleveland, LeBron got you your championship, you shouldn't be upset"
Yeah? Well my dad bought me an xbox once, but then he left me
Tommy Wiseau went around America greeting people named after letters.
He went to Chicago: "Oh hai M"
He went to Indianapolis: "Oh hai N"
We went to Cleveland: "Oh hai O"
High school math teachers true-love story....
After being separated for years by cruel fate, the two star-crossed lovers raced towards each other like two freight trains... one leaving Cleveland at 6:30pm and traveling south at 55mph and the other having left Topeka at 4:15pm heading east at 35mph...
Sports Teams should be named for what their city is famous for
For example: Dallas is known for cowboys, San Francisco was the place for the miners, 49ers, to bring their gold and claims, Islignton was famous as being home of the Artillery Regiment, thus "Arsenal," Milwauke HAD brewing.
Washington should change their name to "Senators," and Cleveland could become the "Steamers."
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The Cleveland Indians have officially decided on a new team name.
Say hello to your new Cleveland r**...!

