Cleric Jokes

Following is our collection of clerical puns and mohammered one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cleric jokes for adults, dirty ramadan jokes and clean hammad dad gags for kids.

The Best Cleric Puns

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I'm going to make a half man half horse cleric and name it centaur for disease control

A priest, Rabbi, and Muslim Cleric walk into a bar...

The bartender looks up and goes, "what is this some sort of joke?"

A top Islamic cleric today condemned President Trump for being anti muslim

Trump tweeted back 'This is just fakir news'

A Cleric and a Hipster Druid were hanging out by a river bank discussing their beliefs.

The Druid says, "Yeah I worship river tributaries. That way I get my powers before they become mainstream."

Don't trust a cleric without shoes.

There will be a lack of heals!


There is an abundance of secular jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes and cleric puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any fundamentalist witze you can hear about cleric.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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