Cleopatra Jokes

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The Best Cleopatra Puns

I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name...

I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name

Of Cleopatra, I straightaway laid claim.

Ahead of my legions, she conquered my regions,

I saw, I conquered, I came.

An English tourist in a Cairo bazaar...

An English tourist in a Cairo bazaar was offered a large skull by a street-trader. "Dis de skull of great Queen Cleopatra, effendi," said the Egyptian, "only one hundred English pounds."

"No, thank you," said the Englishman. "It's far too expensive."

"How 'bout dis one, effendi?" said the street-trader, producing a small skull.

"Whose skull is that?"

"Dis de skull of great Queen Cleopatra when she was little girl!"

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid.

Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

An English tourist in a Cairo marketplace was offered a large skull by a street trader

"This is the skull of Great Queen Cleopatra for only One hundred English pound." said the trader.

The tourist says, "No thank you, it's far too expensive."

Then the trader produces a small skull and says, "How about this one?"

The tourist asks, "Whose skull is that?"

The trader replies, "Tis the skull of Great Queen Cleopatra when she was a little girl!"

What did Julius Caesar say towards the end of a passionate night with Cleopatra?

"Veni."


When was Cleopatra at her most irritable?

When she was on her pyramid.

Why was Cleopatra sitting on a boat, sad, going down a river?

Because she was in denial.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

What do you call Cleopatra when she's depressed?

The Queen of Denial.

Cleopatra fell out of her boat but wouldn't admit she was wet.

She was in denial.

Why didn't Cleopatra believe her husband's story?

because she was the Queen of Denial


Why was Cleopatra so moody?

Because she was on her pyramid.

What did Antony say when he saw Cleopatra running away?

Seize her!

What did Cleopatra say when her Tax Collector kept some of the taxes for himself?

Egypt me.

How did the Red Sea get its name?

Cleopatra used to bathe there periodically.

What happened to queen cleopatra every four weeks?

She got her pyramid.

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