I, Ceasar, when I heard of the name
Of Cleopatra, I straightaway laid claim.
Ahead of my legions, she conquered my regions,
I saw, I conquered, I came.
An English tourist in a Cairo bazaar was offered a large skull by a street-trader. "Dis de skull of great Queen Cleopatra, effendi," said the Egyptian, "only one hundred English pounds."
"No, thank you," said the Englishman. "It's far too expensive."
"How 'bout dis one, effendi?" said the street-trader, producing a small skull.
"Whose skull is that?"
"Dis de skull of great Queen Cleopatra when she was little girl!"
She was on her pyramid.
Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.
When she was on her pyramid.
"Veni."
...and an absolutely killer asp
Because she was in denial.
I thought that Cleopatra had difficulty accepting bad news and was therefore called the Queen of Denial.
Because she was queen of denial.
The Queen of Denial.
Because she was on her pyramid.
Seize her!
because she was the Queen of Denial
She got her pyramid.
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