Cleo Jokes

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The Best Cleo Puns

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid.

Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

When was Cleopatra at her most irritable?

When she was on her pyramid.

Why was Cleopatra sitting on a boat, sad, going down a river?

Because she was in denial.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Cleopatra fell out of her boat but wouldn't admit she was wet.

She was in denial.


America's favorite psychic Ms Cleo passed away

No one saw this coming.

Why was Cleopatra so moody?

Because she was on her pyramid.

Why didn't Cleopatra believe her husband's story?

because she was the Queen of Denial

What did Cleopatra say when her Tax Collector kept some of the taxes for himself?

Egypt me.

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