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Why couldn't Cleopatra accept Mark Anthony's death?
She was the queen of denial
When Cleopatra is a**..., she produces pharaoh-moans.
Unless it's that time of the month that she's on her pyramid.
Why was Cleopatra angry?
She was on her pyramid.
Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.
When was Cleopatra at her most irritable?
When she was on her pyramid.
Why was Cleopatra sitting on a boat, sad, going down a river?
Because she was in denial.
Why was Cleopatra so negative?
Because she was queen of denial.
Cleopatra fell out of her boat but wouldn't admit she was wet.
She was in denial.
America's favorite psychic Ms Cleo passed away
No one saw this coming.
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