The Best 9 Cleo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cleo jokes. There are some cleo caesar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cleo stormtroopers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cleo Jokes and Puns

Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid.

Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

When was Cleopatra at her most irritable?

When she was on her pyramid.

Why was Cleopatra sitting on a boat, sad, going down a river?

Because she was in denial.

Why was Cleopatra so negative?

Because she was queen of denial.

Cleopatra fell out of her boat but wouldn't admit she was wet.

She was in denial.


America's favorite psychic Ms Cleo passed away

No one saw this coming.

Why didn't Cleopatra believe her husband's story?

because she was the Queen of Denial

Why was Cleopatra so moody?

Because she was on her pyramid.

What did Cleopatra say when her Tax Collector kept some of the taxes for himself?

Egypt me.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cleo monroe jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cleo gus piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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