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6 clenches jokes and hilarious clenches puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about clenches that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Playful Clenches Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What is a good clenches joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Son: "Mom, Dad, I'm gay."

Mom: *Stares at Dad*
Dad: *Clenches fist*
Mom: "Don't!"
Dad: *Sweats Profusely*
Mom: "..."
Dad: "HI GAY, I'M DAD"

Son: "Mom, Dad, I'm gay."

Mom: *Stares at Dad*
Dad: *Clenches fist*
Mom: "Don't!"
Dad: *Sweats Profusely*
Mom: "..."
Dad: "HI GAY, I'M DAD"
Son: "No dad, I'm serious!"
Dad: "You're serious? I thought you were Gay!"

Son: Mom, Dad, I'm gay

Mom: *looks at Dad*
Dad: *clenches fist*
Mom: don't you dare!
Dad: hi gay, I'm Dad!

Son: Mom, dad, I'm gay.

Son: Mom, dad, I'm gay.
Mom: *gasp*
Dad: *clenches fists*
Mom: Honey, stop!
Dad: *steps forward*
Mom: N-
Dad: HI GAY, I'M DAD.

Son:"Mom,Dad, I am gay"

Mom: Stares at Dad
Dad: Clenches fist
Mom: "Don't!"
Dad: Sweats Profusely
Mom: "..."
Dad: "HI GAY, I'M DAD
Son: "No dad, I'm serious!"
Dad: "You're serious? I thought you were Gay

A man comes home really really drunk....

...clenching a bouquet of flowers.
He goes to the bedroom, turns on the light and in a slurry voice he says:
"Here ya go honey, these are for you.."
To which his wife angrily replies; "Oh well that's great, I guess now you expect me to spread my legs?"
The man looks at the bouquet, then back at his wife and says:
"Why, you don't have a vase?"


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