Clementine Jokes

Following is our collection of mangoes puns and peach one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Clementine jokes for adults, dirty clem jokes and clean marmalade dad gags for kids.

The Best Clementine Puns

What's Orange and Lies Constantly?

A rotting clementine, but I like where your head's at.

What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

What's the difference between a partially ripened Clementine and Donald Trump?

One is a yeller orange, the other an orange yeller.

What do you call a castrated Chinese man?

A clementine.

What does the president have in common with someone who cant differentiate between a tangerine and a clementine?

They are both orange racists.


There is an abundance of melon jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes and clementine puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any watermelon witze you can hear about clementine.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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