The Best 5 Clementine Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clementine jokes. There are some clementine peach jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clementine marmalade puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clementine Jokes and Puns

What's Orange and Lies Constantly?

A rotting clementine, but I like where your head's at.

What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

What do you call a castrated Chinese man?

A clementine.

What's the difference between a partially ripened Clementine and Donald Trump?

One is a yeller orange, the other an orange yeller.

What does the president have in common with someone who cant differentiate between a tangerine and a clementine?

They are both orange racists.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clementine melon jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clementine watermelon piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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