Clem Jokes

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The Best Clem Puns

The two old-timers...

...were having a chat over the back fence.


"You know, Chester," said one, "you should invest in some heavier curtains for your bedroom window."


"Why's that, Clem?"


"Because the ones you have now are kinda transparent. In fact, last night I could see you making love to your wife."


"Pfft! That shows how bad your eyesight is. I wasn't even home last night!"

Bank robbery

Lem: "I got fired from my job as a bank guard."

Clem: "That's awful. What happened?"

Lem: "Well, a thief came in, and I drew my gun. I told him that if he took one more step, I'd let him have it."

Clem: "What did the thief do then?"

Lem: "He took one more step, so I let him have it. I didn't want that stupid gun anyway."

Bubba and Clem kicking back on their porch ...

Bubba and Clem kicking back on their porch, wearing their overalls, chewing on a piece of grass.

Bubba: "Hey Clem, y'all 'member that Farmer's Daughter from lass week?"

Clem: "Ye-up", as a smile crosses his face.

Bubba: "Clem, you really care if'n she gets all pregnant?"

Clem: "Nah'really, and bu'now, she lon' gone, leff da county."

Bubba: "So, I'ma guess'n we'all can take off these here condoms now."

Clem: "Ye-up."

Why didn't the Clemson football team get to have dessert?

Ice cream machine was broken.

Hello steven

This is clem fandango can you hear me?


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