cleft Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious cleft puns

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!


What do you call a kid with a misshapen skull, a cleft palate, a deformed arm, and a limp?

Names. You call him names.


What sound does a dog with a cleft lip make...?



What do you call a dying man's son with a cleft pallet?

Heir lip


What did the dog with the cleft lip say?

**MARK!** **MARK!** **MARK!**


What are the most funny Cleft jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Cleft? Well, here are the best Cleft dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Cleft pick up lines to share with friends.


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