Cleft Jokes

Following is our collection of psoriasis puns and dabs one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cleft jokes for adults, dirty collarbone jokes and clean rift dad gags for kids.

The Best Cleft Puns

What sound does a dog with a cleft lip make...?

"Mark...Mark!"

What do you call a kid with a misshapen skull, a cleft palate, a deformed arm, and a limp?

Names. You call him names.

What do you call a dying man's son with a cleft pallet?

Heir lip

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

There is an abundance of defect jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes and cleft puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any palate witze you can hear about cleft.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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