The Best 4 Cleft Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cleft jokes. There are some cleft dabs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cleft rift puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cleft Jokes and Puns

What sound does a dog with a cleft lip make...?


What do you call a kid with a misshapen skull, a cleft palate, a deformed arm, and a limp?

Names. You call him names.

What do you call a dying man's son with a cleft pallet?

Heir lip

Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate?

He couldn't take any more lip!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cleft defect jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cleft palate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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