The Best 6 Clef Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clef jokes. There are some clef mischief jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clef chord puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clef Jokes and Puns

So the bass clef said to the treble clef

Don't take that tone with me

The pun-ishment of notes

When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.

What do you call mischievous music?

Trouble clef

Why didn't anybody notice the bass clef?

Because it was low-key.

In a school music department ...

We need to have a STAFF meeting.

You are all causing a lot of TREBLE.

And the BASS CLEF is bringing all of us down.

What do you call someone with a lazy eye and a clef pallet?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clef playable jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clef clarinet piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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