Clef Jokes

Following is our collection of dustbins puns and mischief one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Clef jokes for adults, dirty mmo jokes and clean chord dad gags for kids.

The Best Clef Puns

So the bass clef said to the treble clef

Don't take that tone with me

The pun-ishment of notes

When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.

What do you call mischievous music?

Trouble clef

Why didn't anybody notice the bass clef?

Because it was low-key.

In a school music department ...

We need to have a STAFF meeting.

You are all causing a lot of TREBLE.

And the BASS CLEF is bringing all of us down.

What do you call someone with a lazy eye and a clef pallet?


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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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