Cleaver Jokes

Following is our collection of vegetarians puns and knife one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cleaver jokes for adults, dirty soybeans jokes and clean knives dad gags for kids.

The Best Cleaver Puns

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver!

June was sore.

She scolded Ward Cleaver.
"You were awfully hard on the Beaver last night Ward!!"

Nostalgia: What did June Cleaver say to her husband, Ward, in the morning?

Don't you think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night?

The inventor of the butcher knife probably thought very highly of himself

To be fair, it was a very cleaver idea

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