The Best 5 Cleaver Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cleaver jokes. There are some cleaver knife jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cleaver knives puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cleaver Jokes and Puns

A lot of people are roasting Cleaver on saying "Awoman"...

I mean, I know that "Amen" comes from Hebrew and means "so be it", and therefore "Awoman" would make no sense in Hebrew.

In Shebrew, however, it makes complete sense!!!

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver!

June was sore.

She scolded Ward Cleaver.
"You were awfully hard on the Beaver last night Ward!!"

Nostalgia: What did June Cleaver say to her husband, Ward, in the morning?

Don't you think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night?

The inventor of the butcher knife probably thought very highly of himself

To be fair, it was a very cleaver idea


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cleaver vines jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cleaver slit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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