Cleavage Jokes
42 cleavage jokes and hilarious cleavage puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cleavage that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cleavage Short Jokes
Short cleavage jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cleavage humour may include short fertility jokes also.
- What does the sun and cleavage have in common? You can look at both for a second, but if want to stare you need to wear sunglasses.
- Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You look, you get a sense of it, and you look away. AND you can look longer with sunglasses!
- Daughter asks her father if she is showing too much cleavage. Father replies:"If you don't have chest hair, then yes."
- Sometimes I look down at my cleavage and I'm like, "wow!" "That's where the rest of that cookie went!"
- "Cleanliness" is next to "godliness." No, it's not... "Cleanliness" is next to "cleavage." And "godliness" is next to "goggles."
- My mother always said cleanliness is next to godliness. ... Godliness is next to Go-cart. Cleanliness is next to cleavage. I looked it up in the dictionary.
- Why doesn't Lilly from AT&T commercials show any cleavage? Because AT&T has the best coverage
- Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite.
I know that joke has its faults, so I'll just accept my pumicement and go back to looking at cleavage. - A woman started attacking civilians with an axe. Cops were present, but did nothing. They were stunned by her cleavage.
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Cleavage One Liners
Which cleavage one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cleavage? I can suggest the ones about fission and cutting.
- Q: What do you call the cleavage between breast implants? A: Silicon Valley
- What do you call synthetic breast cleavage? Silicone valley
- What do you call Kim Kardashian's cleavage? The silicon valley
- What do you call cleavage on a girl with implants? Silicon valley.
- What do you call a cleavage in 2017? Silicone Valley.
- What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants? Silicone Valley
- Geologists look for the same thing in rocks and girls Cleavage
- Why is Biotite the hottest mineral? Excellent cleavage.
- Cleavage: The best popcorn catcher.
- What did a hot young girl with cleavage do? Made you look!
- Cleavage is like the sun You can look but don't stare unless you're wearing sunglasses
- What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks? Cleavage.
- You mama's so fat... She shows cleavage when she wears a turtleneck.
- Why did the Geology teacher get sent home? She was showing too much cleavage
- What do you call a guy that accidentally glances at a woman's cleavage? A r**....
Silly & Ridiculous Cleavage Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What funny jokes about cleavage you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stripping jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cleavage pranks.
A guy wakes up from a coma.
His doctor asks him what he remembers.
- All i remember is getting on an elevator with a gorgeous woman and her husband. She had a beautiful cleavage and i couldn't stop staring at it. She then looked at me and told me "Can you please press one?".
Three ladies meet up for a drink
Three ladies meet up for a drink once a week.
The first lady says: "The other night, when my boyfriend got in from work, I surprised him. I was standing in the hallway, wearing these tall leather boots, a corset, long black silk gloves, and lots of makeup. I looked him in the eye and said 'Hello there, big boy.' He grabbed me, flung me to the floor and we made love right there and then and it was AMAZING."
Next week they meet up again.
The second lady says to the first one: "I took a tip from you. The other night my fiance came home from work, and I was standing in the bedroom wearing high heels, a tiny skirt, a see-through top and heavy makeup. I said 'Hello there. Big Boy.' and he flung me on the bed and it was unbelievable! He was like a wild animal!"
The third lady, married for ten years and seeing things get a bit stale in the bedroom, decides she needs a piece of the action.
She dresses up in thigh high leather boots, a tiny black skirt, a cleavage-tastic corset, long black gloves and she puts on the sluttiest makeup job in the history of s**... makeup jobs. She waits in the kitchen, thinking that when hubby gets home he may do something really sordid like make love to her right there on the kitchen table.
Sure enough, he comes home and walks into the kitchen.
She looks him in the eye and says: "Hello there. Big Boy."
He looks back at her and says: "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"
Beads of sweat were running down her cleavage. Her breathing was hot and heavy.
She moaned as she gained momentum by rocking her hips harder and harder, preparing for the final climactic effort she knew was coming soon. Then, in one final full-body t**..., it was all over, and she breathed a deep sigh of relief and satisfaction. It's always a struggle when the wife gets up off the sofa.
What Roses Drink?
One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage.
She asked, "Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you, Johnny?
"Milk!" answered Little Johnny.
"No, I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer. Roses drink water," explained the teacher.
"Wow!" Johnny exclaimed. "I didn't know the stem was that long!
