Cleavage Jokes

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The Best Cleavage Puns

A guy wakes up from a coma.

His doctor asks him what he remembers.
- All i remember is getting on an elevator with a gorgeous woman and her husband. She had a beautiful cleavage and i couldn't stop staring at it. She then looked at me and told me "Can you please press one?".

What does the sun and cleavage have in common?

You can look at both for a second, but if want to stare you need to wear sunglasses.

Q: What do you call the cleavage between breast implants?

A: Silicon Valley

Cleavage joke, Q: What do you call the cleavage between breast implants?

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You look, you get a sense of it, and you look away.

AND you can look longer with sunglasses!

What do you call synthetic breast cleavage?

Silicone valley


What do you call Kim Kardashian's cleavage?

The silicon valley

Daughter asks her father if she is showing too much cleavage.

Father replies:"If you don't have chest hair, then yes."

Cleavage joke, Daughter asks her father if she is showing too much cleavage.

Sometimes I look down at my cleavage and I'm like, "wow!"

"That's where the rest of that cookie went!"

Beads of sweat were running down her cleavage. Her breathing was hot and heavy.

She moaned as she gained momentum by rocking her hips harder and harder, preparing for the final climactic effort she knew was coming soon. Then, in one final full-body thrust, it was all over, and she breathed a deep sigh of relief and satisfaction. It's always a struggle when the wife gets up off the sofa.

What do you call cleavage on a girl with implants?

Silicon valley.

"Cleanliness" is next to "godliness." No, it's not...

"Cleanliness" is next to "cleavage." And "godliness" is next to "goggles."


What Roses Drink?

One day the teacher came to class with a rose placed in her cleavage.

She asked, "Can anyone tell me what roses drink? How about you, Johnny?

"Milk!" answered Little Johnny.

"No, I'm sorry. That's the wrong answer. Roses drink water," explained the teacher.

"Wow!" Johnny exclaimed. "I didn't know the stem was that long!

What do you call a cleavage in 2017?

Silicone Valley.

Geologists look for the same thing in rocks and girls

Cleavage

What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants?

Silicone Valley

Why doesn't Lilly from AT&T commercials show any cleavage?

Because AT&T has the best coverage

Cleavage joke, Why doesn't Lilly from AT&T commercials show any cleavage?

My mother always said cleanliness is next to godliness. ...

Godliness is next to Go-cart. Cleanliness is next to cleavage. I looked it up in the dictionary.

Why wasn't the geologist hungry?

He lost his apatite.

I know that joke has its faults, so I'll just accept my pumicement and go back to looking at cleavage.

What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks?

Cleavage.


Why is Biotite the hottest mineral?

Excellent cleavage.

What do you call a guy that accidentally glances at a woman's cleavage?

A Rapist.

Cleavage is like the sun

You can look but don't stare unless you're wearing sunglasses

What did a hot young girl with cleavage do?

Made you look!

You mama's so fat...

She shows cleavage when she wears a turtleneck.

A woman started attacking civilians with an axe. Cops were present, but did nothing.

They were stunned by her cleavage.

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