The Best 9 Clearer Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clearer jokes. There are some clearer finer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clearer richer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clearer Jokes and Puns

Lessons.

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now, boys, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow in the back shouted, "Cause yer feet ain't empty."

Last night I slept with my contact lenses on.

My dreams have never been clearer.

The year is 2020

You won't get it now but it'll be clearer then.

Clearer joke, The year is 2020

Little Johnny wants a computer upgrade

Little Johnny was complaining to his mom that he needs a new computer, because the graphics aren't as clear as his friend's.

His mom looked at the monitor and said, it'll take her 10 minutes to upgrade the computer.

Johnny laughed. Mom could barely change a light bulb, but she was going to upgrade his computer in 10 minutes!?

10 minutes later, Johnny couldn't believe it. The graphics were clearer than his friend's!

"How did you do it?", he asked?

She said, "I cleaned your monitor".

Next year I will have a clearer vision for my future

It's gonna be 20/20.


I went to sleep with my contacts in last night,

My dreams have never been clearer

I hope I can see everything clearer in a few years.

In 2020.

Clearer joke, I hope I can see everything clearer in a few years.

Water is the cure to everything in life

If you need to lose weight, drink water. If you need clearer skin, drink water. If your tired of your wife, drown her.

My lesbian neighbors got me a Rolex for my birthday on my request.

Guess I should've been clearer when I said I wanna watch .

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clearer vague jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clearer detail piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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