Clearer Jokes

Following is our collection of clear puns and finer one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Clearer jokes for adults, dirty hemophiliac jokes and clean richer dad gags for kids.

The Best Clearer Puns


A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now, boys, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow in the back shouted, "Cause yer feet ain't empty."

Last night I slept with my contact lenses on.

My dreams have never been clearer.

The year is 2020

You won't get it now but it'll be clearer then.

Next year I will have a clearer vision for my future

It's gonna be 20/20.

I went to sleep with my contacts in last night,

My dreams have never been clearer

I hope I can see everything clearer in a few years.

In 2020.

Water is the cure to everything in life

If you need to lose weight, drink water. If you need clearer skin, drink water. If your tired of your wife, drown her.

My lesbian neighbors got me a Rolex for my birthday on my request.

Guess I should've been clearer when I said I wanna watch .

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