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17 clearance jokes and hilarious clearance puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about clearance that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Clearance Short Jokes

Short clearance jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clearance humour may include short clear recent jokes also.

  1. How is a bankruptcy clearance sale similar to Aquaman going to an undersea cinema with his girlfriend? They're both liquidating.
  2. I went to the store to buy 50ft of rope. The guy at the store said "This spool of rope is on clearance for only $2. It's 500ft long."
    "Nah man" I said "I hate long good buys."
  3. Do you know what really grinds my gears? When my maintenance guys fail to inspect them for the proper mesh and clearance.
  4. Dating depressed girls is like shopping from the clearance rack. You get way more bang for your buck
  5. My wife has allowed me to take a second wife... ...if I can get clearance document from Saudi Arabian consulate.
  6. Kids asked if they could do something & I said yes so my wife lowered my security clearance & now I'm not authorized to make those decisions
  7. Why are there never any clearance sales in France? Because they know everything will return

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Clearance One Liners

Which clearance one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with clearance? I can suggest the ones about disposal and removal.

  1. Aquarium decorations on clearance! Sorry, no reef funds.
  2. Why did Larry and Curly apply for security clearance? Because they were going to Gitmo
  3. What is a poor man's favorite flavor of ramen? Clearance
  4. What do you call a clearance sale of laxatives? A liquidation.
  5. Were you on clearance at a previous time? Because today, you're being extra.
  6. "Alexa, how do you spell clearance?" P R I M E      D A Y.

Clearance joke, "Alexa, how do you spell clearance?"

Happy Clearance Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about clearance you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean liquidation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make clearance pranks.

Two p**... in a moving truck...

...come to an overpass with a sign on it that reads "CLEARANCE-10' 6." The truck is 11 feet high.
The p**... in the passenger's seat looks carefully right, then left, then right again.
"I say we go for it. There ain't no cops around."

Two truckers arrive at an underpass

It says "Clearance: 7 feet"
One trucker says to the other, "My truck's 7' 5"."
The other trucker says, " Mine's 7' 10" but I don't see any cops, let's go for it."

How Many Aerospace Engineers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

Although the exact number is a closely held state secret requiring level 5 security clearance, I can assure you, that for $50,000, it *can* be done.

Clearance joke, Dating depressed girls is like shopping from the clearance rack.