Clearance Jokes

Following is our collection of handwritten puns and online one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Clearance jokes for adults, dirty tourists jokes and clean confirmation dad gags for kids.

The Best Clearance Puns

How Many Aerospace Engineers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

Although the exact number is a closely held state secret requiring level 5 security clearance, I can assure you, that for $50,000, it *can* be done.

I went to the store to buy 50ft of rope.

The guy at the store said "This spool of rope is on clearance for only $2. It's 500ft long."

"Nah man" I said "I hate long good buys."

Why did Larry and Curly apply for security clearance?

Because they were going to Gitmo

What is a poor man's favorite flavor of ramen?

Clearance

Do you know what really grinds my gears?

When my maintenance guys fail to inspect them for the proper mesh and clearance.


Two truckers arrive at an underpass

It says "Clearance: 7 feet"

One trucker says to the other, "My truck's 7' 5"."

The other trucker says, " Mine's 7' 10" but I don't see any cops, let's go for it."

What do you call a clearance sale of laxatives?

A liquidation.

Dating depressed girls is like shopping from the clearance rack.

You get way more bang for your buck

Were you on clearance at a previous time?

Because today, you're being extra.

My wife has allowed me to take a second wife...

...if I can get clearance document from Saudi Arabian consulate.

"Alexa, how do you spell clearance?"

P R I M E      D A Y.


There is an abundance of discount jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 11 funniest jokes and clearance puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any representatives witze you can hear about clearance.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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