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"Silent farts that don't stink..."
An old woman visits the doctor for a routine check-up.
"Doctor, I have constant gas, but the farts are always silent and they don't stink!"
The doctor prescribes her some pills and sends her on her way.
Two weeks later she returns for a follow-up.
"Doctor, I still have constant silent farts, but now they stink!"
Doctor replies, "Alright, so we have cleared out those sinuses, now for your hearing..."
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An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with frequent gas.
Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've f**... at least 10 times since I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!" The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week." The next week the old lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the h**... you gave me, but now my silent farts stink like the dickens." The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
A man goes to the Doctor
and tells him he's been having terrible gas, but his farts don't smell and they are always silent, so nobody seems to notice.
The Doctor prescribes him a pill and asks tells him to come back in a week.
The man returns a week later and the Doctor asks if there had been any change in his condition.
Yes! The man says. I still have terrible gas, but now my farts smell horrible!!
Great! Says the Doctor. Now that we have your sinuses cleared up, let's work on your hearing!
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Silent and Odourless
An old man visited his doctor for help with a problem.
"Doc, I don't know what's wrong, but I f**... all the time. It's weird because they are silent and odourless, but they keep coming out. In fact, I've f**... about 6 times just sitting here. What can I do?"
The doctor replied, "Here, take one of these pills every morning and then come see me in a week."
A week later, the old man came back to the doctor and he was upset. "Doc, those pills didn't help - they made it worse! I'm still f**..., but now they stink something fierce!"
The doctor replied, "Calm down, sir. Now that we've cleared your sinuses, we can work on your hearing."
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Silent and not smelly..
Saw another joke here which reminded me of this one so posting...
A man goes to see a doctor and says, doc I f**... a lot, like constantly, but they are silent and not smelly. In fact, I have f**... at least a dozen times here already but you wouldn't have even noticed . The doctor gives him meds and tells him to follow up in week's time. Next week the man comes back pretty upset and complains, what did you do!!! While my farts are still silent, they sure as h**... smell freakishly disgusting . The doctor calmly replies, Okay, so now that we have cleared your sinuses, lets work on your hearing .
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Problem with Gas.
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've f**... at least 20 times since I've been here in your office."
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week.
The next week the lady goes back to his office. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly!"
The doctor says, "Good, Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
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An old woman goes to the doctor...
and talks to him about a problem she is having.
"I have a terrible time with gas. Luckily, they are silent and scentless. In fact, I've f**... several times while I've been here. While it isn't ruining my day to day living, it is terribly embarrassing."
The doctor thinks a minute and prescribes her some medicine. "This should help. Come back in a week."
She starts taking the medicine, and a week later she returns distraught.
"Doctor, the problem has gotten much worse! Now when I pass gas, it smells awful!"
"Okay. Now that we've cleared out your sinuses, we can take care of your hearing..."
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An older lady visits a doctor to seek help with her frequent gas issues.
**Lady:** Doctor, you've got to help me. Lately I've had uncontrollable gas. Fortunately all my t**... are silent and emit no odor. As a matter of fact, in the few minutes you've been in here I've probably tooted 10 times and you can't even tell.
**Doctor:** I see. I have a couple of ideas. Let's try this prescription first. I want you to come back in a week and we'll see if it's working.
*The doctor scribbles something on his prescription pad and hands it to the old lady, who then gets the prescription filled. A week later she returns for the follow-up visit.*
**Lady:** Doctor, I have no idea what you gave me. I'm still tooting as much as before, but now they stink to high heavens!
**Doctor:** Wonderful. Now that we have your sinuses cleared up let's see what we can do for your hearing.
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A woman goes to the doctor...
A woman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have the strangest problem. I have silent farts. I f**... all the time, but they're silent and they don't smell. In fact, I must have f**... twenty times since I came into your office, and you didn't notice a thing. What should I do?"
The doctor prescribes her some pills and says, "Take one of these a day and come back in a week."
A week later, the woman returns, very confused. "Doctor, what did those pills *do*? I still have silent farts, but now they stink like crazy!"
"Good," says the doctor, "we've got your sinuses cleared up. Now let's work on your hearing."
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So a woman makes an appointment to see her doctor...
She goes to the doctor's office and during the examination she says,
"Doctor, I've got a problem that i am deeply concerned about. I keep f**... all the time, they don't smell or make a sound but I am constantly f**... all the time, in fact I've f**... 15 times since you've stepped in the room to exam me, I'm very worried that there is something wrong with me."
the doctor writes her a prescription and says,
"take 2 of these a day and see me in a week"
The woman comes back in a week and says,
"these pills aren't helping, in fact I'm even worse, I'm still f**... all the time, they still don't make any noise, but now they smell horrible"
the doctor says "good, we've cleared up your sinuses, now let's work on your hearing"
Doctor gets to the bottom of things
A middle-aged woman goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, I have this terrible gas every day. Luckily, it has no odor and it's silent, so it's not a big problem. But I still would rather not have to deal with it."
The doctor gives her some pills and tells her to take two a day every day for two weeks, then come back and see him. Two weeks later, the woman returns. "Doctor," she says. "I don't know what those pills were, but I still have the same problem with gas, only now it smells terrible!"
The doctor says "Now that your sinuses have cleared up, let's see what we can do about your hearing."
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An elderly lady goes to her GP complaining about her flatulence
She tells him that although she farts many times each day, it's more of a nuisance than a real problem.
"What do you mean?" Asks her doctor.
"Well," says the old lady, "they're silent and they don't smell."
The doctor writes a prescription and tells her to come back in a week.
When she returns she says, "I don't know what you gave me doctor! I still f**... all day and although they're still silent, they now stink the place up!"
The doctor nods and says, "now that we've cleared up your sinuses, I'll see what I can do about your hearing."
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f**... all the time
A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says,
"Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. It never smells and is always silent. As a matter of fact I've f**... at least 10 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was f**... because it doesn't smell and is silent."
The doctor says,
"I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week".
The next week the lady returns.
"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly".
"Good," the doctor said "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing"
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An old lady was on the elevator when... (X-post from /funny)
...a well-dressed young woman got on, wearing perfume. She looked at the old lady, and said "ROMANCE by Ralph Lauren. $150 an ounce."
At the next floor, another woman got on, wearing even more perfume. "CHANEL #5. $200 an ounce." she announced.
When the doors opened on the next floor, the old lady leaned over, ripped a three octave, sinus-clearing duck call of a f**....
As she walked out the door, she looked back over her shoulder, "BROCCOLI. 49 cents a pound!"
This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was passing gas because it doesn’t smell and it’s silent."
The doctor says "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don’t know what you gave me, but now my passing gas… although still silent, it stinks terribly."
"Good", the doctor said, "now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, we’ll start to work on your hearing."
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