The Best 5 Cleanup Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cleanup jokes. There are some cleanup messy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cleanup cleanliness puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cleanup Jokes and Puns

Masturbation is a lot like eating a Cinnabon

You feel guilty after both, and the cleanup is the same.

Operation Clean-Up

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly.
Today I'm putting a cockroach in the bathroom.

Now that the eruptions on Hawai'i are being dealt with, I guess you could say...

Cleanup on isle one

How are Cinnabons and masturbation the same

You don't want to be seen doing it in public, it is just as messy, cleanup is the same, and both have a feeling of guilt afterwards.

What did the philosopher say to his coworker?

"Cleanup on the detergent aisle"


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cleanup ailments jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cleanup imax piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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