Cleani Jokes

Following is our collection of man puns and bartender one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cleani jokes for adults, dirty cleanliness jokes and clean clean dad gags for kids.

The Best Cleani Puns

Cleaning mirrors for a living might not pay much

But it's definitely something I could see myself doing

The cleaning lady at work asked if I wanted to smoke a J with her

I declined because I'm not interested in high maintenance women

What did she say while cleaning herself after sex?

Well, that's a load off my shoulder

I got cleaning duties today and my wife told me she would be resting

It was my first time in years. While i was cleaning the halls, i could hear her screaming from the bedroom things like "Faster!", "Thats the spot! Right there!"




I just love how supporting she is

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.


Cleaning the Attic

Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Hey - get out!
We don't want

your type in here!''

Cleaning Day

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

"We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replies, "I can't give you the day off."

"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"

The cleaning lady refused to mop or sweep

"Floors are beneath me" she explained.

I was cleaning one of my garden statues and accidentally cracked part of its face

I guess you could say I don't gnome eye own strength

LF : Clean-ish jokes

Need new jokes that aren't dark so I don't scare away the girl I like. Engineering and soccer ones are pluses. Thanks for the help.

Somebody tried to tell me that cleaning my ears with Q-tips could cause hearing problems...

To which I responded "WHAT?!?!"


Cleaning ladies:

The new craze that's sweeping the nation

Cleaning products only kill 99% of all germs on a given surface.

No wonder socialists hate the 1%.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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