Cleani Jokes
12 cleani jokes and hilarious cleani puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cleani that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cleani Short Jokes
Short cleani jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cleani humour may include short worry jokes also.
- If the man who made walkie-talkies named a few other objects: Laxitives: passy-gassy
Loofah: cleanie-beanie
Ocean wave: wooshy-splooshy
Socks: heaty-feeties
Musical: singy-thingy
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What funny jokes about cleani you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean slurs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cleani pranks.
I was cleaning one of my finger guns.
I accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.
The cleaning lady at my office invited me to go smoke w**... after work, but I told her no
I made a commitment to myself to avoid high maintenance women
Cleaning mirrors for a living might not pay much
But it's definitely something I could see myself doing
The cleaning lady at work asked if I wanted to smoke a J with her
I declined because I'm not interested in high maintenance women
After cleaning up from a recent severe storm, my neighbor offered me free wood for my fireplace.
That was very nice of him. Free firewood doesn't grow on trees, you know.
The cleaning lady was almost finished cleaning a suite when she noticed her Hoover wasn't working.
Thinking quick, she threw it out the window, making the room a vacuum cleaner.
I was cleaning the toilet with my brother
He's still mad at me for not using a brush instead
I was cleaning out my elderly neighbour's back garden yesterday when I came across a lamp.
I rubbed the side to give it a clean, and a genie appeared in a puff of smoke
"I'll grant you any wish for releasing me from the lamp!" he boomed.
I looked up and noticed a passenger jet in the sky. In need of a holiday, I said "I wish I was on that plane."
With a whoosh, my wish was granted.
Ten minutes later, I landed at Birmingham Airport.
I was cleaning out my garage and couldn't find my limbo stick. I thinknit was stolen
How low will people go?!?!
What did she say while cleaning herself after s**...?
Well, that's a load off my shoulder
I got cleaning duties today and my wife told me she would be resting
It was my first time in years. While i was cleaning the halls, i could hear her screaming from the bedroom things like "Faster!", "Thats the spot! Right there!"
I just love how supporting she is
What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?
Get a broom.
