The Best 15 Cleani Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cleani jokes. There are some cleani bartender jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cleani clean puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cleani Jokes and Puns

I was cleaning one of my finger guns.

I accidentally blew a hole through my air guitar.

Cleaning mirrors for a living might not pay much

But it's definitely something I could see myself doing

The cleaning lady at work asked if I wanted to smoke a J with her

I declined because I'm not interested in high maintenance women

Cleani joke, The cleaning lady at work asked if I wanted to smoke a J with her

After cleaning up from a recent severe storm, my neighbor offered me free wood for my fireplace.

That was very nice of him. Free firewood doesn't grow on trees, you know.

What did she say while cleaning herself after sex?

Well, that's a load off my shoulder


I got cleaning duties today and my wife told me she would be resting

It was my first time in years. While i was cleaning the halls, i could hear her screaming from the bedroom things like "Faster!", "Thats the spot! Right there!"

I just love how supporting she is

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

Cleani joke, What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Cleaning the Attic

Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Hey - get out!
We don't want

your type in here!''

Cleaning Day

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

"We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replies, "I can't give you the day off."

"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"

The cleaning lady refused to mop or sweep

"Floors are beneath me" she explained.

I was cleaning one of my garden statues and accidentally cracked part of its face

I guess you could say I don't gnome eye own strength

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Somebody tried to tell me that cleaning my ears with Q-tips could cause hearing problems...

To which I responded "WHAT?!?!"

Cleaning ladies:

The new craze that's sweeping the nation

Cleaning products only kill 99% of all germs on a given surface.

No wonder socialists hate the 1%.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cleani dishwashing jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cleani finds piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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