Cleani Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Cleaning mirrors for a living might not pay much

But it's definitely something I could see myself doing

The cleaning lady at work asked if I wanted to smoke a J with her

I declined because I'm not interested in high maintenance women

What did she say while cleaning herself after sex?

Well, that's a load off my shoulder

The cleaning operation!

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in a restaurant. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.
"Are you the owner?" she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies, "I'm just the manager."
"Can you get him for me? - I need to speak to him."She asks, Running her hands up beyond his ears and into his hair.
"I`m afraid I can't," breathes the manager - clearly aroused, "he's in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message."
She continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him," she says, "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies room."

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

Cleaning the Attic

Four fonts walk into a bar the barman says ''Hey - get out!
We don't want

your type in here!''

Cleaning Day

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

"We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replies, "I can't give you the day off."

"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"

The cleaning lady refused to mop or sweep

"Floors are beneath me" she explained.

I was cleaning one of my garden statues and accidentally cracked part of its face

I guess you could say I don't gnome eye own strength

LF : Clean-ish jokes

Need new jokes that aren't dark so I don't scare away the girl I like. Engineering and soccer ones are pluses. Thanks for the help.

Somebody tried to tell me that cleaning my ears with Q-tips could cause hearing problems...

To which I responded "WHAT?!?!"

Cleaning ladies:

The new craze that's sweeping the nation

My cleaning lady resigned after I accused her of stealing.

Turns out, I have dust issues.

Do you know why cleaning your ears is so satisfying?

Cause you can hear it coming...

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