The Best 16 Cleanest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cleanest jokes. There are some cleanest easiest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cleanest cleaner puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cleanest Jokes and Puns

What's the cleanest language in the world?

Polish

Did you know I'm dating a dental hygienist?

She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across.

So my dentist says to me...

So my dentist says to me, "you're the cleanest patient I've had all week!"

Then I respond, "Wow I deserve a plaque!"

This literally just happened. She lost it.

Cleanest joke, So my dentist says to me...

The Old Cowboy's Shave

An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Red Lodge, Montana for a shave and a haircut.
He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.
The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the old cowboy to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old cowboy tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he'd had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed the little ball.

The barber replied, Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does .

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut

He asks the barber, "do you think you can get all my whiskers off? My cheeks are so wrinkled from age".

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied, "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does".


Do you know which president has the cleanest record

Lincoln, he was in a cent

What type of holy water is the cleanest?

Anti-skeptic

Cleanest joke, What type of holy water is the cleanest?

Where are the cleanest bathrooms on college campuses?

The women's bathrooms in the engineering building.

What's the most cleanest animal on the planet?

A Hygiena.

Chicago is the cleanest city in the world right now...

BECAUSE IT JUST GOT SWEPT!!!!!!!!

What did the priest say when Freddie Mercury was lowered into his grave?

"This is the cleanest hole he's ever been in"

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What's the cleanest animal on the savannah?

The hygiena

Which scientist had the cleanest floors?

Kepler. He swept over the same area every night.

What's the cleanest town in England?

Bath

I was at the doctor's office the other day

And as he was looking in my ears he said "you've got the cleanest ears I've ever seen!"

I said if he thought that was impressive he should look up my nose.

My head is the second cleanest thing coming out the shower

My head is the first

(Thought of this after a shower)

Cleanest joke, My head is the second cleanest thing coming out the shower

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cleanest caddy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cleanest sexiest piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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