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INTRODUCTION

What are Clean jokes? Clean jokes are one of the most funny and hilarious. Here is list with the Top 408 clean jokes to have fun with friends and family. Most famous jokes about clean ever. Funniest clean sayings and gags.

BEST CLEAN JOKES

What are the best clean jokes? First are the Top 10 Clean jokes of all time. They are selected among the best 408 clean ever told. Below are some new and well-known jokes.

FUNNY CLEAN JOKES

What are the funniest clean jokes of all time? Laugh with some of the best clean funny lines ever said. Here are the rest of all 408 jokes that are about clean.

During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peaked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused, "Happy Birthday!"

ABOUT

What are Clean jokes about? Clean is if great topic to laugh at. Some of the funniest jokes ever are about clean.

Are Clean jokes funny? For sure! There is no such thing as boring clean joke here. All jokes are funny in their own way. You can also view clean jokes images on Pinterest or watch videos with clean jokes on YouTube.

CONCLUSION

You've read some of the best clean jokes of all time. We hope you had fun with this collection of 408 jokes about clean. Most of the jokes are suitable for kids, children or teens boys and girls. You must supervise your chidlren not to read jokes for adults. Note that some jokes are disgusting, filled with black humor so don't tell dirty clean jokes to your kids.

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