It's been hard showering every day, but thankfully I had heroin to help me through it.
My boss said, Clean our your desk, and I'll see you in the office on Monday.
Hot, clean, and she'll kill any baby I put inside her.
We are maid for each other.
God: "She's going to clean for you, cook anything you want whenever you want it, always look beautiful, never be bad tempered, give you children, always obedient, and she'll never argue with you."
Adam: "That sounds great, but what'll it cost me?"
God: "Oh, an arm and a leg."
Adam: "That's a bit steep. What can I get for a rib?"
Just thought I'd come clean.
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I'm clean now.
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After 5 minutes she walks in on him playing video games, "I thought I asked you to sweep the house"
"It's clean", he replies, "I didn't find any hostiles"
I mean, anything that can clean your clothes and the gene pool in the same product...
It's been tough taking a shower everyday, but at least I have the heroin to help me get throught it.
A difficult customer walked into the shop that Jim didn't want to deal with, so he grabbed a mop and pretended to clean up a mess.
The manager came over and asked him what he was doing. After telling him that he was cleaning, the manager said, "It doesn't look messy here."
To which Jim replied, "Why, thank you!"
Because they can't see shit
It's a profession I see myself in.
So I made her and all her friends clean the house.
It's going to take a lot of people to clean up this mess.
They have wild passionate sex and lay there panting when it's all over. All of a sudden, she sits up all scared.
"Wait! We should have used a condom! You don't have AIDS, do you!?"
The guy says, "No. I'm clean."
"Whew," the blonde girl says. "Good thing. I sure wouldn't want to catch that shit twice!"
Taking a shower every day was hard, it's a good thing I had meth to get me through it
Two of his fingers are clean.
It's hard showering every day, but luckily i had heroin to help me through it.
It feels good to come clean.
I said, "Son, what are you supposed to do before you have sex?"
He said, "Trim your pubes."
I said, "No. Something else."
He said, "Clean your penis?"
I said, "No."
He said, "Jesus...no wonder mum never has sex with you."
So, The Past, Present, and Future all walk into a bar
It was tense.
But I'm clean now.
Husband: "Because if I let them soak for long enough, getting them clean will be effortless.
\**Wife rolls eyes*\*
Wife: "Oh forget it. I'll do it myself."
\**Wife goes to wash the dishes*\*
Husband (under his breath): "See? Effortless."
But it's definitely something I could see myself doing
Having to get a shower every day has been hard - luckily, I've had my heroin addiction to help me through it.
Until my parents told me to flush it like everyone else.
Came clean in court.
The most important thing though was to make sure that these three women never meet.
She asks the elderly owner inspecting her blouse how long it would take to clean.
Hard of hearing the man asks, "come again?"
She responds, "No, it's yogurt"
Son, you need a woman who can cook, a woman who can clean, a woman that is great in bed. Most importantly, you must make sure these three women never meet.
Happy Saturday night from Pennsylvania
How are they then supposed to clean the rest of the house?
Monica Lewinsky walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy, "I've got another dress for you to clean."
Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?"
"No," says Monica. "Mustard this time."
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