Claymores Jokes
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Why the different branches of the military can't work together:
The reason why the services don't get along? They don't speak the same language. For example, if you tell a soldier to "Secure the building." he's going to set up claymores and machine gun nests with interlocking fields of fire. If you tell a Marine to "Secure the building." he's going to pie every room with his rifle in his hands and his Ka-bar on his waist. If you tell a sailor to "Secure the building." he's going to lock all the doors and windows and put all the sensitive documents in a furnace. If you tell an airman to "Secure the building." he's going to sign a lease agreement with an option to purchase.
Did you hear about the arms dealer who's giving away M18 Claymores with every purchase?
Oh, I'm gonna get mines.
I just finished baby-proofing my condo.
I seriously doubt any of them are making it past the barbed wire and claymores.
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