Clay Jokes

Funniest Clay Short Jokes

Short clay jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clay humour may include short ceramic jokes also.

1. They say Federer is the greatest tennis player in Grass Court and Nadal for Clay Court. How about for Djokovic? Federal Court.
2. I've been making pottery by hand all day and boy howdy am I sore You could say I'm Clay Aiken
3. What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up the ceramic bowl he made in pottery class? Go ahead, bake my clay.
   *walks away slowly*
4. I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln. It was gaseous clay
5. Why did Aristotle believe men could mold themselves through their actions like clay? His teacher was Plato.
6. Muhammad Ali walks into a bar So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink.
   He gives the bartender ceramic money.
   The Bartender says "I can't accept this your Cash Is Clay"
7. What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay? A dairy potter.
8. Newborn babies are like a lump of unmolded clay. They even make the same sound when you drop them.
9. A dog used lived in a clay-brick house but was evicted for not paying his mortgage.. A Dobie's adobe abode owed dough.
10. What did the clerk say to young Muhammad Ali when he tried to purchase an elaborate Christmas present? You're cashless, Clay.

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Clay One Liners

Which clay one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with clay? I can suggest the ones about soil and clam.

1. What do you call cheese made out of clay? Terracottage cheese!
2. What do you call a flatulent boxer? Gassius Clay
   sorry
3. So I just found a load of clay in my back yard... Didn't know what to make of it.
4. If you pound chicken with a clay oven… Does that tandoorize it?
5. what do you call a good poem about clay? true pottery
6. What do you call a champion boxer with flatulence? Gaseous Clay
7. What do you call a wizard who works with clay? Harry Potter!
8. Why can't clay pots provide for their family? They're always getting fired
9. What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats lots of beans? Gaseous Clay
10. What do you call a potter who has arthritis? Clay Aiken
11. What do you call a knight made out of clay? Sir Amick
12. What do you call a gymnast covered in clay? An adobe acrobat.
13. What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night? Gaseous Clay
14. What did they call Muhammad Ali when he got the farts? Gassius Clay
15. If I make clay figure of some famous jew Can I put it in the oven?

Andrew Dice Clay Jokes

Here is a list of funny andrew dice clay jokes and even better andrew dice clay puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• An Andrew Dice Clay-esqe bit There was an Old Lady who swallowed a fly. She made $50.

Clay Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about clay you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cement jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make clay pranks.