Clay Jokes
52 clay jokes and hilarious clay puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about clay that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
These Clay Jokes will bring a smile to your face and make you laugh out loud. We'll take a look at some of the oldest clay jokes around, like Gassius's daisy pail joke, and many more. Have fun reading and sharing these hilarious jokes.
Quick Jump To
Funniest Clay Short Jokes
Short clay jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clay humour may include short ceramic jokes also.
- They say Federer is the greatest tennis player in Grass Court and Nadal for Clay Court. How about for Djokovic? Federal Court.
- I've been making pottery by hand all day and boy howdy am I sore You could say I'm Clay Aiken
- What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up the ceramic bowl he made in pottery class? Go ahead, bake my clay.
*walks away slowly* - I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln. It was gaseous clay
- Why did Aristotle believe men could mold themselves through their actions like clay? His teacher was Plato.
- Muhammad Ali walks into a bar So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink.
He gives the bartender ceramic money.
The Bartender says "I can't accept this your Cash Is Clay" - What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay? A dairy potter.
- Newborn babies are like a lump of unmolded clay. They even make the same sound when you drop them.
- A dog used lived in a clay-brick house but was evicted for not paying his mortgage.. A Dobie's adobe abode owed dough.
- What did the clerk say to young Muhammad Ali when he tried to purchase an elaborate Christmas present? You're cashless, Clay.
Share These Clay Jokes With Friends
Clay One Liners
Which clay one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with clay? I can suggest the ones about soil and clam.
- What do you call cheese made out of clay? Terracottage cheese!
- What do you call a flatulent boxer? Gassius Clay
sorry - So I just found a load of clay in my back yard... Didn't know what to make of it.
- If you pound chicken with a clay oven… Does that tandoorize it?
- what do you call a good poem about clay? true pottery
- What do you call a champion boxer with flatulence? Gaseous Clay
- What do you call a wizard who works with clay? Harry Potter!
- Why can't clay pots provide for their family? They're always getting fired
- What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats lots of beans? Gaseous Clay
- What do you call a potter who has arthritis? Clay Aiken
- What do you call a knight made out of clay? Sir Amick
- What do you call a gymnast covered in clay? An adobe acrobat.
- What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night? Gaseous Clay
- What did they call Muhammad Ali when he got the farts? Gassius Clay
- If I make clay figure of some famous jew Can I put it in the oven?
Andrew Dice Clay Jokes
Here is a list of funny andrew dice clay jokes and even better andrew dice clay puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- An Andrew Dice Clay-esqe bit There was an Old Lady who swallowed a fly. She made $50.

Clay Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter
What funny jokes about clay you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cement jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make clay pranks.
A lady goes to the store to buy a hook
..to mount on a wall to hang her coat. She walks up to the counter with it but doesn't have a screw to mount it to the wall. The checkout guy says "do you want a screw for the hook? She answers ""No but I'll blow you for that toaster."
(A version of an old Andrew Dice Clay joke)
My first job ...
When I was 15 I came home one day very excited, walked up to my father and said, "Hey dad! I just got a job!"
To which my father replies, "Congratulations son! How much does it pay?"
Confused, I respond, "Well, she charged me 50 bucks... If they're going to start paying me... Then I might end up a workaholic!"
( I think this is a bastardization of an old Andrew Dice Clay bit... I'm sure it was funnier when said on stage).
Why do they only shoot clay pigeons?
Because you shouldn't shoot the messenger!
(Groan, although I'm mildly proud of this)
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
I was banned from the firing range after s**... shooting.
Apparently it is frowned upon to catch the clay pigeons and dispatch them execution-style.
I dropped my phone into the clay furnace
That's how I bricked my phone.
How do you make a clay Dana Scully?
You moldher!
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
What do you call an unshaven person who plays with clay?
A hairy potter.
What do you call a boxer who ate a lot of beans?
Gassius Clay...
The Planters Peanut guy has a cousin who's a boxer, but he doesn't go by his birth name anymore:
Cashews Clay
⚠️ Warning ⚠️
This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
I've invented a one step procedure that lets you use human f**... just like modeling modeling clay!
::pinches nose::
What do you call a Sasquatch who loves working with clay?
A hairy potter.
Nasa just named a nebula after Muhammad Ali...
...Gaseous Clay

