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52 clay jokes and hilarious clay puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about clay that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

These Clay Jokes will bring a smile to your face and make you laugh out loud. We'll take a look at some of the oldest clay jokes around, like Gassius's daisy pail joke, and many more. Have fun reading and sharing these hilarious jokes.

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Funniest Clay Short Jokes

Short clay jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clay humour may include short ceramic jokes also.

  1. They say Federer is the greatest tennis player in Grass Court and Nadal for Clay Court. How about for Djokovic? Federal Court.
  2. I've been making pottery by hand all day and boy howdy am I sore You could say I'm Clay Aiken
  3. What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up the ceramic bowl he made in pottery class? Go ahead, bake my clay.
    *walks away slowly*
  4. I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln. It was gaseous clay
  5. Why did Aristotle believe men could mold themselves through their actions like clay? His teacher was Plato.
  6. Muhammad Ali walks into a bar So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink.
    He gives the bartender ceramic money.
    The Bartender says "I can't accept this your Cash Is Clay"
  7. What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay? A dairy potter.
  8. Newborn babies are like a lump of unmolded clay. They even make the same sound when you drop them.
  9. A dog used lived in a clay-brick house but was evicted for not paying his mortgage.. A Dobie's adobe abode owed dough.
  10. What do you call clay with arthritis? Clay Aiken

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Clay One Liners

Which clay one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with clay? I can suggest the ones about claw and soil.

  1. What do you call cheese made out of clay? Terracottage cheese!
  2. What do you call a flatulent boxer? Gassius Clay
    sorry
  3. So I just found a load of clay in my back yard... Didn't know what to make of it.
  4. If you pound chicken with a clay oven… Does that tandoorize it?
  5. what do you call a good poem about clay? true pottery
  6. What do you call a champion boxer with flatulence? Gaseous Clay
  7. What do you call a wizard who works with clay? Harry Potter!
  8. Why can't clay pots provide for their family? They're always getting fired
  9. What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats lots of beans? Gaseous Clay
  10. What do you call a potter who has arthritis? Clay Aiken
  11. What do you call a knight made out of clay? Sir Amick
  12. What do you call a gymnast covered in clay? An adobe acrobat.
  13. What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night? Gaseous Clay
  14. What did they call Muhammad Ali when he got the farts? Gassius Clay
  15. What did they call Muhammad Ali after he had baked beans? Gaseous Clay

Andrew Dice Clay Jokes

Here is a list of funny andrew dice clay jokes and even better andrew dice clay puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • An Andrew Dice Clay-esqe bit There was an Old Lady who swallowed a fly. She made $50.
Clay joke, An Andrew Dice Clay-esqe bit

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about clay can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of clay puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Clay Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What funny jokes about clay you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean clam jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make clay prank.

A lady goes to the store to buy a hook

..to mount on a wall to hang her coat. She walks up to the counter with it but doesn't have a screw to mount it to the wall. The checkout guy says "do you want a screw for the hook? She answers ""No but I'll blow you for that toaster."
(A version of an old Andrew Dice Clay joke)

My first job ...

When I was 15 I came home one day very excited, walked up to my father and said, "Hey dad! I just got a job!"
To which my father replies, "Congratulations son! How much does it pay?"
Confused, I respond, "Well, she charged me 50 bucks... If they're going to start paying me... Then I might end up a workaholic!"
( I think this is a bastardization of an old Andrew Dice Clay bit... I'm sure it was funnier when said on stage).

Why do they only shoot clay pigeons?

Because you shouldn't shoot the messenger!
(Groan, although I'm mildly proud of this)

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

I was banned from the firing range after s**... shooting.

Apparently it is frowned upon to catch the clay pigeons and dispatch them execution-style.

What do you call Muhammad Ali when he just can't stop f**...?

Gassius Clay

I dropped my phone into the clay furnace

That's how I bricked my phone.

What did the clerk say to young Muhammad Ali when he tried to purchase an elaborate Christmas present?

You're cashless, Clay.

How do you make a clay Dana Scully?

You moldher!

What do you call a boxer who ate a lot of beans?

Gassius Clay...

I've invented a one step procedure that lets you use human f**... just like modeling modeling clay!

::pinches nose::

What do you call Muhammad Ali with indigestion?

Gaseous Clay

Clay joke, If you pound chicken with a clay oven…

jokes about clay

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