The Best 40 Clay Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clay jokes. There are some clay sticky jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clay futon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clay Jokes and Puns

What do you call a gymnast covered in clay?

An adobe acrobat.

A lady goes to the store to buy a hook mount on a wall to hang her coat. She walks up to the counter with it but doesn't have a screw to mount it to the wall. The checkout guy says "do you want a screw for the hook? She answers ""No but I'll blow you for that toaster."

(A version of an old Andrew Dice Clay joke)

My first job ...

When I was 15 I came home one day very excited, walked up to my father and said, "Hey dad! I just got a job!"

To which my father replies, "Congratulations son! How much does it pay?"

Confused, I respond, "Well, she charged me 50 bucks... If they're going to start paying me... Then I might end up a workaholic!"

( I think this is a bastardization of an old Andrew Dice Clay bit... I'm sure it was funnier when said on stage).

Clay joke, My first job ...

What do you call a knight made out of clay?

Sir Amick

What do you call Muhammad Ali after he eats lots of beans?

Gaseous Clay

Why do they only shoot clay pigeons?

Because you shouldn't shoot the messenger!

(Groan, although I'm mildly proud of this)

What do you call soil undergoing strain?

Clay Aiken.

Clay joke, What do you call soil undergoing strain?

Newborn babies are like a lump of unmolded clay.

They even make the same sound when you drop them.

What did they call Muhammad Ali when he got the farts?

Gassius Clay

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

I was banned from the firing range after skeet shooting.

Apparently it is frowned upon to catch the clay pigeons and dispatch them execution-style.

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What do you call Muhammad Ali when he just can't stop farting?

Gassius Clay

What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up the ceramic bowl he made in pottery class?

Go ahead, bake my clay.

*walks away slowly*

What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night?

Gaseous Clay

I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln.

It was gaseous clay

Clay joke, I made a ceramic sculpture of Mohammed Ali but it exploded in the kiln.

I dropped my phone into the clay furnace

That's how I bricked my phone.

Muhammad Ali walks into a bar

So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink.

He gives the bartender ceramic money.

The Bartender says "I can't accept this your Cash Is Clay"

I work at a furniture store. My boss asked me to label and price all the new items.

I said, "Hey boss. How do you want me to label this stone armchair?"

He said, "No man, clay chair."

What did the clerk say to young Muhammad Ali when he tried to purchase an elaborate Christmas present?

You're cashless, Clay.

How do you make a clay Dana Scully?

You moldher!

What do you call an unshaven person who plays with clay?

A hairy potter.

what do you call a good poem about clay?

true pottery

Why can't clay pots provide for their family?

They're always getting fired

What do you call a boxer who ate a lot of beans?

Gassius Clay...

The Planters Peanut guy has a cousin who's a boxer, but he doesn't go by his birth name anymore:

Cashews Clay

I've been making pottery by hand all day and boy howdy am I sore

You could say I'm Clay Aiken

What do you call a potter who has arthritis?

Clay Aiken

I've invented a one step procedure that lets you use human feces just like modeling modeling clay!

::pinches nose::

If I make clay figure of some famous jew

Can I put it in the oven?

What do you call clay with arthritis?

Clay Aiken

What did they call Muhammad Ali after he had baked beans?

Gaseous Clay

So I just found a load of clay in my back yard...

Didn't know what to make of it.

What do you call a Sasquatch who loves working with clay?

A hairy potter.

What do you call a guy that farts in his boxers?

Gaseous Clay

Nasa just named a nebula after Muhammad Ali...

...Gaseous Clay

Why did Aristotle believe men could mold themselves through their actions like clay?

His teacher was Plato.

What do you call Muhammad Ali with indigestion?

Gaseous Clay

What do you call cheese made out of clay?

Terracottage cheese!

What do you call a flatulent boxer?

Gassius Clay


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