Claw Jokes

• Short Claw Jokes
• Claw One Liners
• Lobster Claw Jokes
• Claw Machine Jokes
• Crab Claw Jokes
• More Claw Jokes

Funniest Claw Short Jokes

Short claw jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The claw humour may include short clam jokes also.

1. What's the difference between a cheetah and a comma? A cheetah has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause
2. What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
3. If Abraham Lincoln was alive today... He'd be desperately clawing at the lid of his coffin.
4. What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat? One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
5. If the Founding Fathers were alive today, what would they be doing? clawing at the tops of their coffins and screaming, probably.
6. Two lobsters were in a tank. ​
   The one said to the other, "It sure would be easier driving this thing without rubber bands on our claws."
7. What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.
8. If George Washington were alive today... he'd be clawing at the inside of his coffin and screaming incoherently.
9. I think if Abraham Lincoln were alive today... He would probably look around, scream, and then desperately claw at the inside of his coffin.
10. What would Winston Churchhill be doing if he were alive today? Clawing and screaming in his coffin:)

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Claw One Liners

Which claw one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with claw? I can suggest the ones about nail and clap.

1. What is a cats way of keeping law and order? Claw enforcement!
2. What did the cat use to sharpen its claws? Me. Ow.
3. What would mlk do if he were alive today? Scream and claw at the top of his coffin.
4. What did the koalas say to the zookeeper after he cut their claws? "Eucalyptus!"
5. What do you call a cat that walks through a desert on Christmas Eve? Sandy Claws
6. What do you call a cat you get for Christmas? Santa Claws
7. what did a crab say to another crab on christmas hey sandy claws
8. What do christmas and a cat in the desert have in common? Sandy Claws
9. What do you call a raven that delivers Christmas Presents? Santa Claws
10. What do you call a dog on the beach? Sandy Claws
    Merry Christmas
11. Have you ever eaten a claw machine? I've heard they taste a bit gamey.
12. What is Santa's favorite part of a cat The claws
13. What do you call a cat in the desert? Sandy Claws
14. Why did the hermit crab refuse to go in his shell? Because he was claw-strophobic!
15. Why can't anybody win at a Frozen claw machine? Because it will always let it go

Lobster Claw Jokes

Here is a list of funny lobster claw jokes and even better lobster claw puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a creature with the head of a seahorse, body of a lobster, the hind legs of an octopus, the front legs of a penguin, and claws? A crabomination
• What do you call a crustacean that's bad at pitching? A lobster, but what it really boils down to is his claws being tied.
• Who brings presents to lobsters? Santa Claws
• What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa? Santa Claws

Claw Machine Jokes

Here is a list of funny claw machine jokes and even better claw machine puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I spent my life savings on one of those rigged claw machines. Instead of getting 'Beats By Dre', I got beat by dad,

Crab Claw Jokes

Here is a list of funny crab claw jokes and even better crab claw puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What does a crab and Christmas have in common? Sandy Claws

Uplifting Claw Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about claw you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean clay jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make claw pranks.