The Best 11 Claw Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Claw jokes. There are some claw surround jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these claw lobster puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Claw Jokes and Puns

What is a cats way of keeping law and order?

Claw enforcement!

The tiny door to the magic castle was barely big enough to crawl through. It was carved with a half-lion, half-eagle, and guarded by a fearsome raven that would only allow you to pass if you breathed on its foot...

So basically you had to huff n puff on the raven claw then slither in the griffon door.

What would MLK do if he were alive today?

Scream and claw at the top of his coffin.

Claw joke, What would MLK do if he were alive today?

I think if Abraham Lincoln were alive today...

He would probably look around, scream, and then desperately claw at the inside of his coffin.

A buzzad walks on to a plane

A buzzard walks on to a plane with a kill in each claw. The stewardess stops him.
"One carrion per person."


Have you ever eaten a claw machine?

I've heard they taste a bit gamey.

What does the average male have in common with a Velociraptor?

They both have a six inch retractable claw.

Claw joke, What does the average male have in common with a Velociraptor?

Why can't anybody win at a Frozen claw machine?

Because it will always let it go

I spent my life savings on one of those rigged claw machines.

Instead of getting 'Beats By Dre', I got beat by dad,

Santa Claus once sent a claw as a gift to me.

Sounds like something he would do.

Did you hear about the eagle who could catch a squirrel with only one claw?

He was very *talon*ted

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the claw ewoks jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working claw pierce piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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