The Best 26 Claustrophobic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Claustrophobic jokes. There are some claustrophobic claustrophobia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these claustrophobic flue puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Claustrophobic Jokes and Puns

I'm claustrophobic...

I'm afraid of Santa.

I have a crippling fear of Santa

Apparently I'm Claustrophobic.

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

Claustrophobic joke, What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

Why was the whale afraid of elevators?

He was claustrophobic.

My friend told me he hates Christmas time.

He hates it because he is claustrophobic.


Claustrophobic people are interesting

Because they always try to think outside of the box.

I'm really claustrophobic and just walked into a room crammed full with married people...

Luckily there wasn't a single person in it

Claustrophobic joke, I'm really claustrophobic and just walked into a room crammed full with married people...

I keep getting claustrophobic in elevators.

I've been taking steps to avoid it.

What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

I hated sitting on Santa's lap when I was young...

... he was just so big and I was claustrophobic.

Why do sperm in a gay relationship get claustrophobic?

Because there's no womb to move around in.

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What did the claustrophobic ninja do when he fell down a well?

He flipped out

What was Santa feeling while stuck in the chimney?

He was feeling claus-trophobic.

Are all women claustrophobic?

It seems like everyone screams when they're in the trunk of my car.

Did you hear Santa stopped coming down chimneys?

He kept getting Claus-trophobic.

Did you hear about the guy that was afraid of Santa?

He was Claus-trophobic

Claustrophobic joke, Did you hear about the guy that was afraid of Santa?

Why is Santa always afraid he'll get stuck in the chimney?

He is claus-trophobic.

What's the difference between Obama, Trump, and a claustrophobic Eskimo?

Only the Eskimo doesn't want to get Snowden.

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space


Why didn't the cops save Santa from the Chimney?

They're Claustrophobic.

What is the pinnacle of irony?

A claustrophobic gay kid, because he is scared to come out of the closet

What do you call Santa in a tight space?

Claustrophobic

When are claustrophobic people thinking at their best?

When they think outside the box.

I only hire Claustrophobic people,

they are so much better at thinking outside of the box.

Why does the man decorate his house Christmas themed for Halloween?

To scare people who are claustrophobic

Claustrophobic?

Who would ever be scared of Santa Claus?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the claustrophobic agoraphobia jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working claustrophobic queasy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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