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Claustrophobic Jokes

37 claustrophobic jokes and hilarious claustrophobic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about claustrophobic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Claustrophobic Short Jokes

Short claustrophobic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The claustrophobic humour may include short claustrophobia jokes also.

  1. Why did Santa stop coming down the chimney? Because he became Claustrophobic.
    I'll see myself out.
  2. why don't claustrophobic people like accidentally meeting the same person twice? They don't want to be reminded that it's a small world
  3. Are all women claustrophobic? It seems like everyone screams when they're in the trunk of my car.
  4. I only hire Claustrophobic people, they are so much better at thinking outside of the box.
  5. Why does the man decorate his house Christmas themed for Halloween? To scare people who are claustrophobic
  6. I'm really claustrophobic and just walked into a room crammed full with married people... Luckily there wasn't a single person in it
  7. Claustrophobic people are interesting Because they always try to think outside of the box.
  8. I have a crippling fear of Santa Apparently I'm Claustrophobic.
  9. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
  10. What's a claustrophobe's least favorite holiday? Christmas

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Claustrophobic One Liners

Which claustrophobic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with claustrophobic? I can suggest the ones about phobia and afraid of heights.

  1. What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends? There's not mushroom in here
  2. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space
  3. What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic!
  4. I keep getting claustrophobic in elevators. I've been taking steps to avoid it.
  5. What did the claustrophobic ninja do when he fell down a well? He flipped out
  6. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He wanted more space.
  7. Did ya hear about the claustrophobic Astronaut? He just needed some space, Mate
  8. What do you call someone who is scared of Santas? Claustrophobic
  9. Did you hear about the guy that was afraid of Santa? He was Claus-trophobic
  10. Claustrophobic? Who would ever be scared of Santa Claus?
  11. I'm claustrophobic... I'm afraid of Santa.
  12. When are claustrophobic people thinking at their best? When they think outside the box.
  13. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just wanted a bit more space
  14. Why is Santa always afraid he'll get stuck in the chimney? He is claus-trophobic.
  15. What was Santa feeling while stuck in the chimney? He was feeling claus-trophobic.

Claustrophobic joke, What was Santa feeling while stuck in the chimney?

Uplifting Claustrophobic Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about claustrophobic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean terrified jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make claustrophobic pranks.

a guy walks into a bar for a Halloween party...

and is surprised to see the bar decorated for Christmas. "What's with the Christmas decorations?" the guy asks the bartender. "I thought this was supposed to be a spooky Halloween party." "Oh, these decorations are very scary for a lot of people," the bartender replies. "We're gonna terrify people who are claustrophobic."

Claustrophobic joke, Why is Santa always afraid he'll get stuck in the chimney?