Following is our collection of chimney puns and claustrophobia one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Claustrophobic jokes for adults, dirty paranoid jokes and clean flue dad gags for kids.
There's not mushroom in here
He just needed a little space
Claustrophobic!
I've been taking steps to avoid it.
It seems like everyone screams when they're in the trunk of my car.
they are so much better at thinking outside of the box.
He flipped out
He was Claus-trophobic
To scare people who are claustrophobic
I'm afraid of Santa.
When they think outside the box.
Luckily there wasn't a single person in it
Because they always try to think outside of the box.
He is claus-trophobic.
Because there's no womb to move around in.
He was feeling claus-trophobic.
Apparently I'm Claustrophobic.
He kept getting Claus-trophobic.
Only the Eskimo doesn't want to get Snowden.
He hates it because he is claustrophobic.
Claustrophobic
A claustrophobic gay kid, because he is scared to come out of the closet
They're Claustrophobic.
... he was just so big and I was claustrophobic.
He was claustrophobic.
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