Claustrophobic Jokes

Funniest Claustrophobic Short Jokes

Short claustrophobic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The claustrophobic humour may include short claustrophobia jokes also.

1. Why did Santa stop coming down the chimney? Because he became Claustrophobic.
   I'll see myself out.
2. why don't claustrophobic people like accidentally meeting the same person twice? They don't want to be reminded that it's a small world
3. Are all women claustrophobic? It seems like everyone screams when they're in the trunk of my car.
4. I only hire Claustrophobic people, they are so much better at thinking outside of the box.
5. Why does the man decorate his house Christmas themed for Halloween? To scare people who are claustrophobic
6. I'm really claustrophobic and just walked into a room crammed full with married people... Luckily there wasn't a single person in it
7. Claustrophobic people are interesting Because they always try to think outside of the box.
8. What's the difference between Obama, Trump, and a claustrophobic Eskimo? Only the Eskimo doesn't want to get Snowden.
9. What is the pinnacle of irony? A claustrophobic gay kid, because he is scared to come out of the closet
10. What do you call someone who is afraid of small spaces but is also afraid to tell anyone? A closet claustrophobe.

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Claustrophobic One Liners

Which claustrophobic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with claustrophobic? I can suggest the ones about phobia and afraid of heights.

1. What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends? There's not mushroom in here
2. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space
3. What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic!
4. What did the claustrophobic ninja do when he fell down a well? He flipped out
5. Claustrophobic? Who would ever be scared of Santa Claus?
6. I'm claustrophobic... I'm afraid of Santa.
7. When are claustrophobic people thinking at their best? When they think outside the box.
8. Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
9. What's a claustrophobe's least favorite holiday? Christmas
10. My friend told me he hates Christmas time. He hates it because he is claustrophobic.
11. Why didn't the cops save Santa from the Chimney? They're Claustrophobic.
12. Why was the whale afraid of elevators? He was claustrophobic.
13. I'd tell a joke about claustrophobic people, but it might be to tight for you.
14. Did you hear about the claustrophobic lesbian? She was so cuntflicted.
15. Claustrophobic? I barely know her.

Uplifting Claustrophobic Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about claustrophobic you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean terrified jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make claustrophobic pranks.