Claustrophobia Jokes

Funniest Claustrophobia Short Jokes

Short claustrophobia jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The claustrophobia humour may include short claustrophobic jokes also.

1. I keep getting confused between homophobia and claustrophobia. Which is the one about being irrationally afraid because you're stuck in the closet?
2. Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces For example, I am going to the liquor store and I'm afraid that it's closed
3. I keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia. Which is the one about being in a closet?
4. I keep confusing homophobia with claustrophobia. Which one is scared of being in a closet?
5. My father had a weak heart and terrible claustrophobia. He died at home, surrounded by his family.
6. What's it called when someone is afraid of getting stuck in a chimney? Santa Claustrophobia
7. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia.
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8. You know why Santa does not like to visit children in their little small bedrooms? claustrophobia
9. Doctor, doctor! I'm scared of Santa! after much analysis, the doctor responds: Duh! you're obviously suffering from Claus-trophobia!

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Claustrophobia One Liners

Which claustrophobia one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with claustrophobia? I can suggest the ones about afraid of heights and fear of flying.

1. What do you call the fear of being trapped in a chimney? Claus-trophobia.
2. Next week I have an MRI scheduled to find out whether or not I have claustrophobia.
3. The best way to fight claustrophobia is to Come out of closet
4. My doctor scheduled me for a MRI. He wants to see if I have claustrophobia.
5. Some kids are afraid of Santa. They suffer from Claus-trophobia.
6. Next week I'm gonna have an MRI scan. I'll finally find out if I have claustrophobia.
7. Do you use condoms? No. Why? Claustrophobia
8. Why did Santa stop going down chimneys? Claustrophobia
9. Why is St. Nick afraid of going down chimneys? Claustrophobia.
10. What fear did Santa Claus get after going down chimneys to deliver gifts? Claustrophobia
11. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!
12. John suffers from claustrophobia, wearing pullover, he cries for some time

Hilarious Fun Claustrophobia Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about claustrophobia you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fear jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make claustrophobia pranks.