Claustrophobia Jokes

Following is our collection of fear puns and claustrophobic one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Claustrophobia jokes for adults, dirty loneliness jokes and clean hypochondria dad gags for kids.

The Best Claustrophobia Puns

Next week I have an MRI scheduled to find out whether or not I have claustrophobia.

Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces

For example, I am going to the liquor store and I'm afraid that it's closed

I keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia.

Which is the one about being in a closet?

I keep confusing homophobia with claustrophobia.

Which one is scared of being in a closet?

My father had a weak heart and terrible claustrophobia.

He died at home, surrounded by his family.

The best way to fight claustrophobia is to

Come out of closet

Next week I'm gonna have an MRI scan.

I'll finally find out if I have claustrophobia.

You know why Santa does not like to visit children in their little small bedrooms?


Do you use condoms? No. Why?


Why did Santa stop going down chimneys?


Doctor, doctor! I'm scared of Santa!

after much analysis, the doctor responds: Duh! you're obviously suffering from Claus-trophobia!

Why is St. Nick afraid of going down chimneys?


What fear did Santa Claus get after going down chimneys to deliver gifts?


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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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