The Best 16 Claustrophobia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Claustrophobia jokes. There are some claustrophobia claustrophobic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these claustrophobia hypochondria puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Claustrophobia Jokes and Puns

What do you call the fear of being trapped in a chimney?

Claus-trophobia.

Next week I have an MRI scheduled to find out whether or not I have claustrophobia.

Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces

For example, I am going to the liquor store and I'm afraid that it's closed

Claustrophobia joke, Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces

I keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia.

Which is the one about being in a closet?

I keep confusing homophobia with claustrophobia.

Which one is scared of being in a closet?


My father had a weak heart and terrible claustrophobia.

He died at home, surrounded by his family.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia.

Merry Christmas.

Claustrophobia joke, What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

The best way to fight claustrophobia is to

Come out of closet

Some kids are afraid of Santa.

They suffer from Claus-trophobia.

Next week I'm gonna have an MRI scan.

I'll finally find out if I have claustrophobia.

Do you use condoms? No. Why?

Claustrophobia

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You know why Santa does not like to visit children in their little small bedrooms?

claustrophobia

Doctor, doctor! I'm scared of Santa!

after much analysis, the doctor responds: Duh! you're obviously suffering from Claus-trophobia!

Why did Santa stop going down chimneys?

Claustrophobia

Why is St. Nick afraid of going down chimneys?

Claustrophobia.

What fear did Santa Claus get after going down chimneys to deliver gifts?

Claustrophobia

Claustrophobia joke, What fear did Santa Claus get after going down chimneys to deliver gifts?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the claustrophobia agoraphobia jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working claustrophobia panic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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