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Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?
Because of his retractable clause.
What contract does Mall-Santa sign?
A Santa Clause
Why is Santa considered a trickster?
His contracts always have hidden clauses
Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?
Because they have a claus in their contract.
I tried to sue Santa for skipping our house on Christmas
...but he had a clause in his contract that allowed it
What part of the contract must parents follow while buying Christmas presents?
The Santa Clause.
What do you call a part of a contract to allow Christmas presents to be delivered?
The Santa Clause
Why does Santa always have to work today?
It's a Claus in his contract
Why is the Grinch seeking out a contract lawyer?
To help get rid of the Santa Clauses
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