The Best 14 Claude Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Claude jokes. There are some claude jacques jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these claude ernest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Claude Jokes and Puns
What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?
Claude
Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all making a movie about classical composers.
Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be mozart."
Jean Claude Van Damme said, "I'll be Beethoven."
Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be bach."
THE GOVINATOR
Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, "I'll be Mozart." Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picks up a costume and said, "I'll be Bach."
This is one of my dad's favorite jokes
There are three elephants in a bathtub.
Clyde says to Claude "Pass the soap."
Claude says "No soap radio."
\*I'm curious if anyone knows the joke
What do you call a man with fifteen cats?
Claude.
What do you call a shellfish Action movie star?
Jean Claude Van Clam.
What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?
Claude
James Bond and Van Damme meet
And James Bond says "Hi, I'm Bond, James Bond".
Van Damme says "Hi, I'm Damme, Van Damme, Claude Van Damme, Jean Claude Van Damme."
There was this lion tamer who wore only a loincloth...
Claude Johnson
What do you call a wet kickboxer?
Jean Claude Van Damp
Chuck, Jean Claude and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked, "If you were a musician, who would you be?".
Chuck Norris said, "I would be Motzart." Jean Claud VanDam said, "I would be Bethoven." Arnold said, "I'll be Bach!"
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A Sad Attempt
Q: After getting fired from his job at the painting factory, why did Claude Monet wear sweatpants every day for 2 straight weeks?
A: He didn't have anyone to Impress.
Q: What did the social outcast crow say when none of the other crows would let her join their cliques?
A: Someone please murder me.
Q: In the movie The 6th Day, what did Arnold Schwarzenegger's character say when he found out that his wife had cheated on him with his clone?
A: I'm going to kill myself.
What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?
Claude.
Joke.
What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?
......Claude!
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