Classy Jokes
23 classy jokes and hilarious classy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about classy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a laugh? This article introduces you to the sassy and sophisticated world of classy jokes. From naughty yet chic jokes to buxom puns, get ready to add some flare to your next wedding toast or nerdy conversation.
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Funniest Classy Short Jokes
Short classy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The classy humour may include short high class jokes also.
- She told me she was too classy to sleep with a married man... Something I wish she'd mentioned before our honeymoon.
- What do you call a chance to try a fishy broth at a classy musical event? An opera-tuna-tea.
My ears are still ringing from my wife's groan. - Classy girls are like turtles They rarely go on their backs, but when they do, they're there for a very long time.
Was watching a re-run of Rules of Engagement and heard this. - I met a ballerina in Warsaw last week, I thought she was super classy turns out she's just a Pole dancer
- Customer service put me on hold, but there was a good orchestra playing. It was classy-call music.
- The Kool-Aid Man is a classy actor... even while crashing parties on TV, he never broke the 4th wall.
- Made up a classy joke, give me your feedback... I broke up with my clone the other day. Being sincere, I told him "its not you, its me".
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Classy One Liners
Which classy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with classy? I can suggest the ones about sophisticated and chic.
- What do you call a bar that bans accordionists? A classy joint.
- My Drivers License says I'm classy... Or was it Class E?
- What do classy horses eat? Oat cuisine
- What's the best thing about red wine? It's like a roofie, only classy!
- What to you call a classy metalhead? A Djentleman
- A big shout out to all the women who choose to dress and act like a lady, STAY CLASSY!
- I just put up a white board in my house... wanted to make the place a bit more classy
- I insulted a communist. I told him he was dressed "classy"
- ROAD RAGE ON STEROIDS. SEE THE CLASSY SLYSTER EXPLODE IN ACTION IN THIS RANT VIDEO.
- Why are dog b**... so classy? Because their pinkie is out
^g**... - "That kid..." That kid is so nerdy, he's as classy as Frank Sinatra, haha... Wait...
Comical Classy Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about classy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean decent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make classy pranks.
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What's considered t**... if you're poor, but classy if you're rich?
Manipulating the stock market
An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is in his mid-80s, well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave. He presents a very nice image.
Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-70s.
The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her. He orders a drink and takes a sip.
He slowly turns to the lady and says: "So, tell me; do I come here often?"
Miley Gets Classy
One day, Miley Cyrus had a business suit on and was carrying a briefcase.
When she walked outside, a man noticed what she was wearing.
"Wow, you're looking fancy. Where are you even going?" the man asked.
She responded "Twerk."
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What's the difference between a classy Brit and a n**... drunkard?
One knows your teabags while the other...
