Classy Jokes

Following is our collection of nerdy puns and stylish one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Classy jokes for adults, dirty consonant jokes and clean bedouin dad gags for kids.

The Best Classy Puns

An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is in his mid-80s, well-dressed, hair well-groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel and smelling slightly of an expensive after shave. He presents a very nice image.

Seated at the bar is a classy looking lady in her mid-70s.

The sharp old gentleman walks over and sits alongside her. He orders a drink and takes a sip.

He slowly turns to the lady and says: "So, tell me; do I come here often?"

She told me she was too classy to sleep with a married man...

Something I wish she'd mentioned before our honeymoon.

The Bikini exposes up to 90% of the female body...

...but men are so classy we only look at the covered 10%

A man tries to get into a classy nightclub

but gets stopped by the bouncer. "You have to have a tie to get in here bro," says the bouncer. Distraught the man goes to his car and searches for a tie but can only find jumper cables. He wraps them around his neck and goes back to the club. "Can I get in now?" he asks. "Yea ok," says the bouncer, "But don't start anything!"

Miley Gets Classy

One day, Miley Cyrus had a business suit on and was carrying a briefcase.
When she walked outside, a man noticed what she was wearing.
"Wow, you're looking fancy. Where are you even going?" the man asked.
She responded "Twerk."


Did you know that when a woman wears a bikini, 90% of the body is exposed?

But men are so classy that they only stare at the 10% that's covered

I insulted a communist.

I told him he was dressed "classy"

What's the difference between a classy Brit and a nude drunkard?

One knows your teabags while the other...

What do you call a chance to try a fishy broth at a classy musical event?

An opera-tuna-tea.

My ears are still ringing from my wife's groan.

Classy girls are like turtles

They rarely go on their backs, but when they do, they're there for a very long time.


Was watching a re-run of Rules of Engagement and heard this.

My Drivers License says I'm classy...

Or was it Class E?


Why are Michael J. Fox's milkshakes the best?

He uses the best ingredients

Stay classy ;)

I met a ballerina in Warsaw last week, I thought she was super classy

turns out she's just a Pole dancer

What do classy horses eat?

Oat cuisine

The Kool-Aid Man is a classy actor...

even while crashing parties on TV, he never broke the 4th wall.

ROAD RAGE ON STEROIDS. SEE THE CLASSY SLYSTER EXPLODE IN ACTION IN THIS RANT VIDEO.

Made up a classy joke, give me your feedback...

I broke up with my clone the other day. Being sincere, I told him "its not you, its me".

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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