The Best 6 Classifieds Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Classifieds jokes. There are some classifieds recruitment jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these classifieds craigs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Classifieds Jokes and Puns

Wife Wanted!

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received hundred of letters. They all said the same thing:
["You can have mine."](/spoiler)

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: Wife wanted .

The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: You can have mine.

A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds Wife Wanted .

The next day, he received 1000 of replies,
all reading: You can have mine. Free delivery also available at your door step

Wife Wanted

A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds Wife Wanted .
The next day, he received hundreds of replies,
all reading: You can have mine

So I was browsing my local classifieds for an apartment when...

...I found one which said that the apartment had a *view to the future*. Obviously I called the guy, and apparently, you could see the cemetery trough the window.


Ad in the classifieds:

Trade cute Doberman Dog for orthopedic hand.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the classifieds advancements jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working classifieds qualifications piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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