Classified Information Jokes
7 classified information jokes and hilarious classified information puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about classified information that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Quirky and Hilarious Classified Information Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.
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Working from home in this weather makes me want to leak classified information...
Cause I'm snowed in.
Bread is classified information!
It's on a knead-to-dough basis.
A Russian man shouting
A Russian man is walking around on the Red Square and shouting "Brezhnev is an idiot! Brezhnev is an idiot!"
He gets arrested. The sentence comes: 25 years. 1 for disturbing the peace and 24 for unauthorized release of classified information.
What does a former CIA agent who leaked classified information and the city of Boston have in common?
They're both snowed in.
Trump's first scandal.
Trump has had his first scandal. According to CNN, Donald Trump has gone to a private dinner with his family without alerting the press core. They've called this 'A dangerous breach of protocol and lack of transparency'.
I guess they're worried that he may have given some classified information to his private server.
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*Politics* Year 2019, two inmates are talking in a prison:
\- What are you here for?
\- I wrote a comic s**... saying that our president was an idiot.
\- Did they charge you under an article for rioting or harassment then?
\- For disclosure of classified information.
A New Perspective on Recent Breaches of Secret Governmental Data
Q: What do you call an unauthorized breach of a government database containing classified information?
A: An undocumented FOIA request
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