Classics Jokes

Following is our collection of timeless puns and nomad one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Classics jokes for adults, dirty carribean jokes and clean reenact dad gags for kids.

The Best Classics Puns

I ran across an old copy of the Amputee's Song Book the other day.

It includes such classics as If you're happy and you know it……SHIT!

Everyone knows Charles Dickens as a famous author of great classics. Lesser known is his short-lived Apple Cider business. He had to close it after complaints of unexpected pregnancies.

It may seem strange, but what do you expect when you have Dickens Cider?

I woke up at the crack of dawn...

So I told her to get off my head and let me get some sleep.

Cant beat the classics.

All western rock classics are banned in North Korea.

Except Sweet Child in a Mine

Went to my local bookstore today and took a look at the classics section...

It was lit


Redd Foxx Classics (not too dirty)

- "What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."

- "I've realized the importance of black. If you want to know how important black is, go to Las Vegas and get some white chips and get some black chips. You could have 70 lbs of white chips and can't get out of town. You get 2 lbs of black chips, you can go to Madrid."

- "We were poor. If I wasn't a boy, I wouldn't have had nothing to play with."

Back in the days I started to read the classics, but my friend started complaining we never do anything together anymore.

Well after 1984 I didn't have much time for The Idiot.

What kind of movies do Scientologists like?

Cult classics

I like old school music

Classics such as "The wheels on the bus" and "Hot cross buns" from music class

I was thinking about opening an African restaurant

I'm gonna serve some classics like nothing and contaminated water.

Back in the days I started to read the classics, but my friend complained it was taking all my time.

After 1984 I did not have the energy for The Idiot.


Light bulb classics. Light 'em up

1) How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does not compute. It's a hardware problem.

What's the craziest "would you rather" scenario you've ever heard?

Time for some new ones, the classics are getting tired...

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