Classical Concert Jokes
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My wife dragged me to a classical concert.
Me: I hope this concert has a lot of ado.
Her: Huh?
MC: Ladies and Gentlemen, without further ado....
Me: F*c**....
(Warning:lame music joke. I just came back from a classicical music concert) Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from the oboe solo.
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I remember once in pre-virus times, I was standing in a fairly long line for a classical music concert. A dude on a skateboard rode up to me and asked what's all the excitement about? Who's playing? I told him Yo-Yo Ma. And he punched me in the face!
Bonnie Tyler is performing a concert in Greece next month.
She'll be singing her classic. I need a Euro.
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Vincent: hey what classical concert are you going to and why are you wearing that fancy cologne?
Me: to Bait h**..., Vin.
Classical music is such a scam...
You pay hundreds of dollars to go see Mozart live and in concert, and every time it's just a cover band
Why wouldn't the mother take her kids to the classical music concert?
Too much sax and violins.
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