Classic Rock Jokes
27 classic rock jokes and hilarious classic rock puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about classic rock that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Classic Rock Short Jokes
Short classic rock jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The classic rock humour may include short rock music jokes also.
- I love how all these young YouTubers are getting into Classic Rock. They are always telling everyone Don't forget to like Cher, and subscribe.
- Why did all the residents of Flint, MI switch from the hip hop station to the classic rock radio station? They wanted to get the lead out.
- What are the vowels of classic rock? C, S, N, (and sometimes Y)
I came up with this today, but it's too obvious in hindsight not to be an accidental repost. - The only store with classic rock singles near me just went out of business. Now I can't get no "Satisfaction".
- I like listening to classic rock in the car and my wife likes listening to country music, so we compromise and listen to country music.
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Classic Rock One Liners
Which classic rock one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with classic rock? I can suggest the ones about rock and roll and hard rock.
- Who decided to call it "Dwayne Johnson's wrestling Career" instead of... Classic Rock?
- All western rock classics are banned in North Korea. Except Sweet Child in a Mine
- I've finally come up with a name for my classic rock-themed jogging club. Runs 'n Goeses.
- What's an alchemist's favorite classic rock band? Gold Zeppelin
- Me: The Beatles are my favorite Classic Rock group of all time, My girlfriend: "The Who?"
- I would have loved to live in the 50s But only if they had some of the 70's classic rock.
- What's a Rock Doves favorite music? Classical
- What's a Jew's favorite classic rock song? Money - Pink Floyd
- I like my ice cream like I like my classic rock bands. No Jimis.
- What starts with C and ends in O-C-K? Classic Rock... What did you think it was?
Classic Rock Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about classic rock you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rock roll jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make classic rock pranks.
Classic Rock and Roll Trivia
I learned today that 3 of the guys who performed on "Rosanna" and "Africa" also played on "Dust in the Wind". Music journalist asked them why they joined the new band and they said
"Toto? We aren't in Kansas anymore".
A rock musician, a classical musician and a jazz musician are sitting together, drinking...
Rock musician talks about his recent band tour,
- "and after all taxes were paid and such, I was able to afford a nice little yacht from the remaining money."
The classical musician smiles and says,
- "Well, kinda nice. My orchestra sold so many records though, I was even able to afford a new mansion this month."
They curiously look at the jazz musician, who says,
- "Oh! Well... I... recently bought a new sweatshirt..."
- "And the rest of the money?"
- "My mum gave me the rest."