Classic Kid Jokes
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What classic game do Hawaiian kids love the most?
The floor is lava.
String Fight
My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violin.
It's the year 2295...
Dude: I'm a classically trained guitarist.
Neo-90s Kid: Radical!
Dude: So anyway, here's Wonderwall.
Symphony of puns
i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music...
Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!
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My Dad was a professional magician who performed all the classic illusions. He used to practice the well-known, "Sawing a person in two" trick using us kids.
He always loved to halve his family in the act.
A teacher has his students write an essay on, "What is bravery?" - one kid's entire essay was:
"That first time when this joke was told and one kid turned in his essay and it just said *"This is"* on it. That was classic!"
I translated a classic Latvian joke for you guys!
A kid is standing on a bridge and crying. A man who is walking by asks him: what happened?
He replies: John threw my slice of bread into the river.
The man asks: was it on purpose?
Boy replies: no, with a sausage.
(it's funny, because it's not funny)
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When my kid wasn't able to tell his teacher what 12 x 12 was...
CPS came and took him away. A classic case; I should have known.
g**... negligence.
A Brazillian Classic
There was a family with three kids. One day, the eldest kid, Dropey, came up to his mom and asked:
Mommy, why am I called Dropey?
It's because when you were born, a drop of water fell onto your forehead!
Oh, okay!
Then Flowey, the middle kid, got kinda curious, and decided to ask too:
What about me mommy, why am I called Flowey?
It's because when you were born, a little flower fell on top of your head!
Ah, I see!
Then, the youngest kid, Bricky, seeing all this, thought he should ask too:
HURUUUURR AHAHAUHEKAGDKAMNSSS?
A brick, Bricky. That's what fell right onto your face.
Why wouldn't the mother take her kids to the classical music concert?
Too much sax and violins.
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