Classic Car Jokes
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Classic Car Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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An elderly classical languages professor goes to Rome for a conference.
He hails a taxi as he leaves the airport, and the driver points to a sign saying "Tell driver your destination". The professor hesitates for a moment. He doesn't speak Italian, but doesn't want the driver to misunderstand his directions in English. Suddenly realizing that Italian is descended from Latin he says, "Adducere me ad Marriott deversorium"
The cab driver nods and puts the car in gear. As he into traffic he says, "Wow, you sure haven't been to Rome for a long time."
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Johnny Carson Classic
The air quality in Los Angeles is so bad...
How bad is it?
When locals want to breathe fresh air, they s**... the air out of tires from cars with out-of-state license plates.
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Pop music is like a party hat
Classic and fun, but you look like a d**... if you put it on in the car.
I like listening to classic rock in the car and my wife likes listening to country music, so we compromise
and listen to country music.
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A Classic Nun Joke
A nun is traveling when her car breaks down. She finds out that she has run out of gasoline. She investigates the neighborhood and finds a filling station about a mile away. There is only one problem: She doesn't have a container to carry the gasoline back.
Then she realizes that she has an empty chamber p**... tucked in the back. She buys some gasoline and carries it back to the car.
She just filling the tank from the p**... when two guys walk past. One of them exclaims, "Boy! If that car starts running, I'll go to the Church every week for the rest of my life."
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