Class Struggle Jokes
20 class struggle jokes and hilarious class struggle puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about class struggle that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Class Struggle Short Jokes
Short class struggle jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The class struggle humour may include short struggling jokes also.
- did you hear about the cannibal in school? it was a struggle, but eventually he passed the class.
- Why are socialist school teachers so disorganized? Because they love to see the class struggle.
- I accidentally signed up for a escapology class... I'm really struggling to get out of it.
- I'm really struggling in math class. I've always been really good at math, and I guess I figured I could handle whatever was thrown at me.
But Calculus is really making me find my limits. - One of my friends was struggling with exponents in math class today I told him
"It's ok, just keep calm and you won't have an exponent-al crisis." - Why did the Polar bear struggle in geometry class? Because the teacher was a Cartesian bear.
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Class Struggle One Liners
Which class struggle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with class struggle? I can suggest the ones about working class and conflict.
- My teacher: "Are there any classes you are struggling with?" Me: "The Bourgeoisie."
- Math is so communist... ...There's class struggle for Marx
- What do students do against their fascist teacher? They make a class struggle.
- Karl Marx started a fight at school It was a class struggle
- I stayed up really late last night and now class is a struggle. I am Karl Marx.
Class Struggle Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about class struggle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean civil war jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make class struggle pranks.
A gorgeous student walks into her professor's office...
She says "Professor I'm really struggling in your class."
He say's "Ok it's good you're here then, what can I help you with?"
"Well I don't quite understand the material but honestly, I would do anything to pass."
"Anything?" He asks.
She leans in close and softly says "Anything."
He leans in closer, almost whispering as he asks:
"Would you, study?"
Does this Turkish joke translate well?
A brand new professor is starting his first day teaching at a university. To do a better job of helping his students, he wants to know who is struggling most in class so he asks his students:
"If there is anyone in this class that feels like they're not smart enough and are struggling, please stand up."
The whole class went silent, then all of the sudden a student stands up.
"You don't think you're smart enough for this class son?" the teacher asks.
The students responds, "No sir, I just felt bad that you were standing up alone"
Two kids were sitting in class
The first kid, Mike, was sitting there struggling with his work. The second girl, who was in a wheelchair, Cheryl, was finishing the work extremely quickly.
Mike asked Cheryl to help, and the first time she ignored him.
He asked her again, and she helped him, though she did it grudgingly, and made fun of him for being dumb the whole time. "This is the easiest thing I've done all day", she said laughing.
They both continued to do their own work until the pledge of allegiance came on. All the children except Cheryl stood up.
Halfway through, Mike crouched down to Cheryl and said:
"This is the easiest thing I've done all day".
A joke about black aviation.
So my cousin is in aviation school. He decided to learn how to fly so he can propose to his fiance. Anyway almost all of the other students in his class are black people. Nothing wrong with that, it was just weird because it's in an area with very few african americans. So it's weird to see that many, like 20 in one place. Anyway, My cousin was really struggling with several key things in flight, and so he asks the best in the class, who happens to be black, if he will offer his help. They both practice together for a couple of days until my cousin finally gets the whole thing down. Eventually the test day roles around and he is really nervous, so with the test, he asks the instructor if his black friend helping him could lend moral support by flying at the same time. The instructor agrees, and they take the test. So in the end, my cousin lands the plane at the same time as the black man, and they both run and high-five each other. The instructor informs my cousin that he got top marks. He had passed with flying colors.