Class Jokes

Funniest Class Short Jokes

Short class jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The class humour may include short category jokes also.

1. Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion yesterday in less than 5 moves. Finally my high school karate classes came in useful.
2. I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by. I just didn't realize it would Zoom.
3. You know you're a 90s kid when... your vaccinations were mandatory and no one in your class got measles.
4. bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."
5. C and C++ walk into a bar... After a few hours, C gets sloppy drunk and spills its drink all over C++. Outraged, C++ shouts, "good God C! Have you no class??"
6. Guns are like gum... Pull it out in class and everyone acts like you've been best friends since kindergarten.
7. A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is A student puts up his hand and says 'G'. The teacher walks over to him and says, "Why is that, Angus"
8. Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class. Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down they want some too
9. Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent. So instead, a subreddit.
10. So I was in math class when the teacher asked me what comes after 69. Apparently, "I do." is not the correct answer.

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Class One Liners

Which class one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with class? I can suggest the ones about species and label.

1. What gets bigger the more you take from it? The lower class.
2. Hey baby are you a Communist? Because i can feel an uprising in my lower class.
3. What math classes do gender studies majors take? Triggernometry
4. I think I'm failing my marine biology class My grade is below C level.
5. In my 4th grade class the cutest girl threw away my love letter.. ..so I failed her!
6. Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class? She forgot her Algae-bra.
7. I met my wife in an African Languages class. We just clicked.
8. Hey girl is your name Karl Marx? Cuz you're starting an uprising in my lower classes
9. It's so rude when someone's phone goes off in class. Some of us are trying to sleep.
10. My friend failed his aboriginal Music class... I asked him "Did'ja redo it?"
11. Why do special ed classes always start late Because everyone is a little tardy.
12. Why are Communists bad java programmers? They don't like classes.
13. What do you call when you cross a detective with an electrician Sherlock Ohms
14. As a Marxist I could never play CoD, because I refuse to create a class.
15. I wrote a poem about communism for my English class I had to share it with everyone

Math Class Jokes

Here is a list of funny math class jokes and even better math class puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What does a mermaid wear to a Maths class ? An algaebra.
  Note: Not my original. I had read this somewhere a few years ago. Kudos to the original creator.
• One time my math professor asked everyone in class to write a complex number on their forehead You could probably imagine the expressions on our faces.
• I taught my maths class how to use a protractor, with varying degrees of success.
• Why did a mathematician named his dog Cauchy? Let me test math awareness of this sub. This was told by a professor in a class.
  Answer: because it left residue at every pole!
• All of my classes make me numb... But math class makes me number.
• Friend: I got kicked out of math class today. Me: Why?
  Friend: Turns out mouthwash doesn't come after 69.
• What does a mermaid wear to math class An algae-bra
  I'm not sorry
• A student brings a slingshot to algebra class and fires gum at the professor It was a weapon of math disruption.
• Stalin would do well in my math class: He's got a lot of practice solving by elimination.
• Math joke My Calculus teacher told me:"Degrees are essentially useless in this class, we will use radians instead."
  I replied:"Is that why you're teaching Calculus?"

High Class Jokes

Here is a list of funny high class jokes and even better high class puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Pros of my high school years: I graduated top of my class, was voted prom king, and hooked up with the hottest girl in my grade. Cons of my high school years: my twin sister and I were homeschooled.
• I was voted Least likely to succeed by my High School class. I hate my teaching job.
• I took a programming class in high school I got a C++
• Son, as a reward for graduating high-school at the top of your class, we've decided to pool or money and send you abroad! Son: Is she hot?
• I was voted Most Private Guy in my high school class. I can't tell you how much that meant to me.
• London held a monocle convention for high class members of society... ... it was a respectable spectacle spectacle.
• I used to be so popular in school I would have a new best friend every year.. ..until I got to high school and they let everyone pick where they sat in class
• In high school math class ... I owned a car and I was good at calculus. They made me the "designated deriver".
• I failed the high jump in gymnastics class today... Ever since then the bar was lowered
• They should offer a class on speaking the truth in high school It'd be a great way to earn a foreign language credit.

Working Class Jokes

Here is a list of funny working class jokes and even better working class puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• There's this hot girl in my college writing class. Her body is a 10, but her intro and conclusion need some work.
• 8 years ago I worked up the courage to ask the shy, beautiful girl who sat next to me in history class to be my girlfriend. Today, I asked her to be my wife. She said no both times.
• What is the preferred sandwich of the working class? A plebian-J.
• A gay woman, a working class white guy, an old Jewish lady, a disabled man and a young black lady all walk into a bar. What a wonderful example of a well-integrated community.
• Why did Robinhood steal from the rich? He actually didn't he instead limited what the working class could trade in stocks in order for the rich to make money. Disney lied.
• You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.
• What do you call a working class vegetable? A blue collared green.
• Today, my teacher stated that he used to work for NASA. He told that class that he became a teacher because it paid more.
• This popped into my head in class the other day... Why do professors like stats and physics students?
  Because they'll work for p naughts.
• I tried dating a communist once, but things didn't work out. She had no class

English Class Jokes

Here is a list of funny english class jokes and even better english class puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My mother died two weeks ago and my son hasn't attended English classes since. I think he's missing gramma.
• An English Class Sentence: I live in Czechia.
  "What is the verb in this sentence?"
  "Umm... live?"
  "Great, now how do we say this sentence in past tense?"
  "Umm... I live in Czechoslovakia?"
• I failed medical school for the same reason I failed English class Improper: Colon placement
• I was watching Star Wars in English Class And a classmate says "metaphors be with you"
• Computer Science major walks into an English class The Professor says "Welcome to English 101".
  The student panicks.
  "What's wrong?" asks the Professor.
  "I missed the first 4 English classes".
• Why do witches and wizards do well in English class? They're really good at spelling
• I was in my English class the other day.... And I didn't understand the book that was in the curriculum.
  So I made all my students write a 3 page report about it.
• English class...... Teacher.
  One day our country will be corruption free. which tense is it??
  student.
  Future impossible tense.
• An English Professor asked the class what the opposite of right was. A boy raised his hand and answered "left". Professor responded "wrong".
• When does Eminem go to English class? Aftermath

Fun-Filled Class Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about class you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean genre jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make class pranks.