Clash Jokes
9 clash jokes and hilarious clash puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about clash that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Gather around for a good laugh with this Clash Jokes article! Enjoy hilarious jokes about facing off in a match of Clash Royale or Clash of Clans. Whether you're a winner or a loser, these jokes will have you chuckling. Get your friends together and have a good time making light of the confrontation that awaits you in the battlefield.
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What game do l**... like to play?
Clash of Clams
Doc Brown and Marty McFly travel back in time to Northern England in 1298
They park behind the bushes near a field, just in time to see two armies about to clash.
"This is the Battle of Falkirk, Marty." says Doc, handing him a pair of binoculars.
Marty watches a man leading the charge into battle and asks, "Who's that guy in the face paint?"
With a tear in his eye, Doc replies "A Great Scot."
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An elementary school teacher was handing out samples of deer jerky to anyone who wanted to try it.
It was part of the lesson about pioneer days and she hadn't yet told them what kind of meat it was.
She was giving clues to help the students. "I'm sure all of you have seen one as there are a lot of them around here". No response.
"The males often clash to prove who is toughest". Still no response.
Finally she says "You have probably heard your mother call your father this."
Suddenly one of the students hacks and then yells "Spit it out! Spit it out! It's an a**...!"
I finally managed to get some cymbal for my one man band outfit
The only trouble is, now the trousers clash
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean?
You need to be more Pacific.
*cymbal clash*
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What do you call a fight between two r**...?
The Clash of Klans
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What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?
Clash of Clans
Tonight, two candidates squared off in a head to head clash for supremacy. One of these candidates has to come out on top. The loser will go home, defeated.
The winner will face Detroit in the World Series
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