The Best 12 Clash Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clash jokes. There are some clash conflict jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clash rambo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clash Jokes and Puns

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

An elementary school teacher was handing out samples of deer jerky to anyone who wanted to try it.

It was part of the lesson about pioneer days and she hadn't yet told them what kind of meat it was.


She was giving clues to help the students. "I'm sure all of you have seen one as there are a lot of them around here". No response.

"The males often clash to prove who is toughest". Still no response.

Finally she says "You have probably heard your mother call your father this."

Suddenly one of the students hacks and then yells "Spit it out! Spit it out! It's an asshole!"

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean?

You need to be more Pacific.

*cymbal clash*

Clash joke, What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean?

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

I am a gamer.

I play Clash of Clans


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Tonight, two candidates squared off in a head to head clash for supremacy. One of these candidates has to come out on top. The loser will go home, defeated.

The winner will face Detroit in the World Series

Clash joke, Tonight, two candidates squared off in a head to head clash for supremacy. One of these candidates h

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Before becoming a singer, front man of The Clash, Joe Strummer, wanted to be a geography teacher.

But he kept telling everyone that London's Berlin.

Life is like clash of clans

The first 18 years are a tutorial and then after that it is pay to win

A friend of mine in law enforcement doesn't like The Clash.

I guess you could say that sheriff don't like it.

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What's the difference between a mathematician fight and your mom's face?

The mathematician fight features a clash of sum

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clash hyrule jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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