Clark Jokes
29 clark jokes and hilarious clark puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about clark that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out this hilarious collection of Lewis and Clark, Clark Kent, and Krypton jokes! From puns about Luthors and Knox to wisecracks about Superman, get ready to laugh out loud!
Funniest Clark Short Jokes
Short clark jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clark humour may include short impersonation jokes also.
- I hear Clark Kent is quite the overprotective father. His children are under constant supervision.
- Clark Kent looked ill when I invited him to our Bitcoin trading party after work. I wonder if he has an aversion to crypto Night.
- Super table Clark Kent: *puts glasses on table*
Lois Lane: Is that our table? I don't recognize it. - What's the difference between spider man and superman? peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.
- I went to meet Bill Cosby and Clark Gable for a drink... I forget the rest of the story...
- Why was Paschal Clarke banned from eBay? Because he made the pa(y)pal cross.
I created this joke ten years ago and have. And now have only found a big enough platform to air it.
Thank you. - What do you call it when someone dies on the Lewis and Clark Expedition? Corpse of Discovery
- As the nurse gave the newborn his first vaccine she said, You are lucky to live in a country where these are used, Unlike Clark County, Washington
- My dad always said "If the shoe fits, wear it". That's how he lost his job as a salesman at Clarks.
- How does Clark Kent's mom stop him from fighting crime all night? She makes him sleep in his crib-tonight.
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Clark One Liners
Which clark one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with clark? I can suggest the ones about clark kent and superman.
- New glasses "New glasses? They look super, man!"
Clark Kent begins to sweat. - Superman can fly. But Clark Kent
- What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition? Jawea
- Lewis & Clark should get the world record for most picnics.
- Why is Superman unable to do anything? Because Clark Can't.
- Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
- What was Superman's first job? A Clark.
- Who made Lewis and Clark's footwear? Sock-a-gawea.
- How I remember Lewis and Clark's guide. Saca was a jew who works at EA.
Lewis And Clark Jokes
Here is a list of funny lewis and clark jokes and even better lewis and clark puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- TIL the first commodity traded across the USA was jaweia. Lewis and Clark brought a sack of it with them on their expedition to the Pacific coast.
Gather Around for Heartwarming Clark Jokes and Uplifting Humor
What funny jokes about clark you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean supernatural jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make clark pranks.
Clark Kent was lying in his death bed with his wife Lois Lane beside him.
After some time, Lois said Darling, I have to confess something. Years ago, I had an affair with Superman. It was only one night, but I've regretted it ever since. I hope you can forgive me.
You don't need to worry about that because, Clark said as he took off his glasses, I am Superman! Even if you didn't know it was me, in my eyes you were always faithful.
Oh thank God! said Lois. I can't tell you what a weight that is off my chest.
Glad we cleared that up, said Clark.
So I guess this means you were Batman too.
My dad was babysitting my two children, so I called him later to ask how it was going.
Me: "What did they have for dinner?"
Dad: "Which one? Charlie or Clark?"
Me: "Charlie"
Dad: "Spaghetti"
Me: "What about Clark?"
Dad: "Spaghetti"
Me: "Ok ... So what time did they go to bed?"
Dad: "Which one? Charlie or Clark?"
Me: "Charlie"
Dad: "7:30"
Me: "And Clark dad?"
Dad: "Also 7:30"
Me: "If the answers are the same, why are you telling me them separately?"
Dad: "Well, I was the one looking after Charlie".
Me: "oh, who was looking after Clark then?"
Dad: "Me".
Lewis and Clark
Lewis and Clark were walking through Montana when they met an Indian scout who offered to help them hunt buffalo.
The scout took them out in the morning and put his ear to the ground. After a while, he said "Buffalo come."
Lewis asked the scout, "How do you know?"
The scout said, "Face sticky."
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Back at the nursing home,
A few evenings a week, Mr Jones would visit Ms Smith in her room. They would sit on the bed and talk and as they did, she would just simply hold his private part in her hand. They enjoyed this very much.
Then Mr Jones stopped visiting. As a few weeks went by, Ms Smith stopped Mr Jones in the hall and asked him why he stopped visiting.
He said, I visit Ms Clark now. And Ms Smith says, What does she have that I don't have? He answers, Parkinson's
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My wife and I stopped by the optician's to pick up my new glasses.
Once the optician finished he minor adjustments, my wife looked up at me and said, "Wow, you look amazing! Like Clark Kent!" It made me smile...
We had other errands to run, and the compliments just kept coming; "You look like a movie star! So s**...!" Man, I felt great. In fact this kept up for the rest of the day. I was on cloud nine!
That evening, as we were getting into bed, I took off my new glasses and set them on my nightstand. My wife glanced over at me and said, "Oh. It's you."
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My fiancé said the funniest thing out of context today.
Lewis and Clark were so starved on their exploration, Sacajawea had a hard time understanding why they didn't eat s**....
The last time I went through a TSA checkpoint at an airport I was wearing my contact lenses.
The TSA guy looked at my driver's license, looked at me, and looked at his my driver's license again. He started to turn to get his supervisor. I said "if you want, I'll put my glasses on, I have them with me." He looked bewildered, but he cleared me through all by himself.
Now I understand the whole Superman / Clark Kent thing.
