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His children are under constant supervision.
Me: "What did they have for dinner?"
Dad: "Which one? Charlie or Clark?"
Me: "Charlie"
Dad: "Spaghetti"
Me: "What about Clark?"
Dad: "Spaghetti"
Me: "Ok ... So what time did they go to bed?"
Dad: "Which one? Charlie or Clark?"
Me: "Charlie"
Dad: "7:30"
Me: "And Clark dad?"
Dad: "Also 7:30"
Me: "If the answers are the same, why are you telling me them separately?"
Dad: "Well, I was the one looking after Charlie".
Me: "oh, who was looking after Clark then?"
Dad: "Me".
"New glasses? They look super, man!"
Clark Kent begins to sweat.
Lewis and Clark were walking through Montana when they met an Indian scout who offered to help them hunt buffalo.
The scout took them out in the morning and put his ear to the ground. After a while, he said "Buffalo come."
Lewis asked the scout, "How do you know?"
The scout said, "Face sticky."
Jawea
I forget the rest of the story...
peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.
Lewis and Clark were so starved on their exploration, Sacajawea had a hard time understanding why they didn't eat Seaman.
Unlike Clark County, Washington
Corpse of Discovery
She makes him sleep in his crib-tonight.
2:30 AM: A woman accused of robbing a large bank in San Francisco
6:00 PM: A man accused of scamming high rollers in Las Vegas
9:00 PM: A man accused of shooting two rival gang members in Los Angeles
The last one: Keep him away from the Crip tonight
A man was walking through town when he saw a crowd of bystanders watching a funeral parade. He asked a bystander what's going on. The bystander said that they're going to scatter the ashes of Clark Gable so he's truly Gone With the Wind.
Lewis and Clark brought a sack of it with them on their expedition to the Pacific coast.
Because Clark Can't.
Alice: Hey, why didn't Clark come to the evening class yesterday? It was our first class in this semester...
Bob: I don't think he's very fond of crypto nights.
Lois replied"No, he was executed by an African warlord."
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