Clarity Jokes
7 clarity jokes and hilarious clarity puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about clarity that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Jack calls an ambulance for his friend who has been hit by a car
The operator asks for his location.
Jack says I'm outside 28 Eucalyptus Road .
The operator knows there is no room for error and for clarity asks, "How do you spell that?"
There's shuffling and sounds of straining at the other end of the phone. Jack? says the operator, concerned. More shuffling and grunting.
Sorry about that says Jack. I just dragged him 'round to 1 Oak Street
So, I saw Simba walking today..
and he was walking too slow. So I told him "C'mon! Mufasa"!
Edited for a bit more for clarity..
Two older male dolphins notice their hairlines are starting to recede.
Dolphins go bald, too. Tough for humans to notice, but dolphins notice... Anyway...
Understandably, they start getting a little down in the dumps recognizing the loss of their youth and feeling a profound sense of their own mortality.
In a moment of clarity, one dolphin says to his buddy, Hey compadre, we don't have to just *accept* this as our new normal, ya know? What with modern fashion and technology these days… we can *do* something about this!
So they went out and bought matching hairpieces. They were toupees in a pod.
I've never experienced post-nut clarity.
Maybe I should switch from pecans to pistachios.
Did you know?
Did you know: A squirrel's brain actually increases in size during winter to remember where they buried their nuts.
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The technical term for it is post-nut clarity
Yo Mama jokes hit differently when you're Indian
Like are you dissing my mum or my uncle? I need clarity
Why are chipmunks so smart after they eat?
Post nut clarity!
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